Yo, this is my first story so don't judge me too much this is based on a headcanon that I saw on TikTok.
I had the urge to make it into a story also all credit goes to the amazin' person you can find them on TikTok @Lost.smol I love their TikToks.
Also, I'm not the best at this stuff so if there is anythin' wrong please tell me so I can fix it, my laptop is also crap so most of the keys won't type, and most of the story might be some of my ideas and some of it may be from other stories I've read so little warnin' anyways onto the story
Izuku's POV
Hi, my name is Izuku Midoriya and I'm in my third year at UA trainin' to be a hero now a little background information I'm 6'4 (yes I gave him some height this is in my head and he's 19 so) black hair with green highlights it's styled as an undercut green eyes and freckles.
I also have piercings and a lot of them a size two gauges industrial my tongue split and pierced a lip ring a septum my nipples and down below (if ya don't get it yer too young) I also hide them the only ones who know about them is my mom Kat (there dating don't like it fuck off also he will be called Kat by Izu I just don't want to type Kaachan) and his parents and Allmight and of course Recovery Girl.
And right now my class and my teacher -Kat and Allmight are kinda havin' a breakdown lemme tell you why.
~~~~~ FLASHBACK~~~~~~
"Alright problem children today you'll be doing one-to-one battles this is how it'll go".
Mina Vs Jiro
Bakugo Vs Iida
Aoyama Vs Tsuyu
Uraraka Vs Sato
Shoji Vs Shinso (The little grape pervert was expelled)
Momo Vs Ojiro
Todoroki Vs Sero
Koda Vs Hagakure
Denki Vs Tokoyami
Kirishima Vs Midoriya
(This was a random pair-up minus Kiri and Izu.)
"ALRIGHT,'' Kiri yelled, "Man this is gonna be hard", Denki said, "Well at least you don't have to go up against todoroki" sighed sero "Tch" guess who.
"Alright first up Mina and Jiro," Small Might said.
"Alright!/Yes sir," both of the girls said and walked up to the ring. (?)
~~~~TIME SKIP TO IZUKU AND KIRI'S FIGHT~~~
(mostly cause I have no idea how to do fight scenes)
Third-person POV
"Next up Kirishima and Midoriya" Aizawa sighed "Yes sir," they said simultaneously.
They both got in place on the platform "All right on my mark "Both of the boys looked at each other "Go" Kirishima was the first one to start the fight, he started swingin' none of them managed to hit Izuku he was dodgin' Izuku was on defense until he had enough and swung his leg straight at Kirishima's side since Kiri was preoccupied with attackin' he didn't see it comin' it stunted him.
The stun only lasted for a second counter-attacked, and they started to trade blows Kiri finally landed a blow straight to the face more precisely Izuku's nose where his septum ring was flipped so his nose started gushin' blood a little too much blood for comfort everyone got worried and Small Might stopped the match "Young Midoriya! are you alright my boy?".
Without thinking he replied, "Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine he just hit my piercin' spot on that's all" When he said that most of the class froze, and after a couple of seconds the class rebooted then everyone yelled "PIERCIN'!?" ( -Kat and Allmight of course), and again without thinkin', he replied "Yeah my septum" and then proceeded to flip the ring down. Everyone stood still for a couple of seconds and before Izu realized what he said Mina screamed out.
"OH MY GOD! OUR CINNAMON ROLL HAS HIS NOSE PIERCED!?" and that's when are broccoli boy realized what he said let's just say his head was runnin' a mile a minute "OMF OMG OMFG I JUST TOLD MY CLASS I HAVE FUCKIN' PIERCINGS!".
And while Izu was cursin' himself out in his head Kat was lookin' at him with remorse and then Class 1A started askin' him questions "Dude how long have you had that piercin'!?' "Did it hurt when you got it done?" and so on until one question snapped him out of it.
And it was asked by the favorite teacher, the sleep-deprived cat lover, "Do you have any more piercings that we should know about problem child?" that snapped him back to the land of the livin' real quick and Izuku was debatin' on whether or not to tell and that's when he decides why not fuck with them so with the most straight face he could muster he said, "Yeah, I have about ten or eleven I believe?".
That set the class off again and Denki decided to ask "Wow dude! What did you get done?" with a smirk that rivals Nezu's he explained "Oh, I have my ears gauged and industrial bar, with a lip ring my tongue split and pierced! With a septum ring, of course, my chest and three more somewhere else" everyone just blue-screened after he said that.
Izuku stood there and said to the only ones who were not frozen "Welp! I broke them, do you wanna do somethin' while we wait for them to unfreeze?" Kat couldn't reply because he was too busy laughin' Allmight replied to him "That's probably a good idea young Midoriya" and so Allmight Izuku and Kat were talkin' to pass the time for class 1A to wake up from their internal crisis it took them a good coulpe of minutes to wake up and when they did it was hell on earth everyone was freakin' out.
Hell! Even Aizawa was freakin' out and that's rare! The first one to gain some sense was Iida (shocker not really) but he chose the wrong words "Midoriya! How do you hide all of them, that would be impossible!?" he said while doing his famous hand-choppin' movement".
And without missin' a beat Izuku replied "It's kinda easy! I put plugs in that match my skin color, and I have a clear industrial bar I just take out, my lip ring and I have no clue how you guys don't notice my tongue and I don't take my shirt off so that's how Iida" and again this set of the class into a frozen frenzy once again but the only one who was sane this time was Aizawa and he realized that Allmight and Katsuki were not freakin, out so he walked over to them.
Izuku and Kat were too busy laughin' so Allmight was the target of questions "You two knew about this didn't you?" With a gulp from Allmight, he replied "Yes we knew about his piercings I'm pretty sure young Bakugou was with him when he got them done" Kat heard that it stopped his laughin' spree but he had tears in his eyes from laughin' so hard.
"Yeah, I was with Zuzu when he got them done I got a couple of piercings done too "Now the piercin' part didn't shock Aizawa. It was the part where he called Izuku Zuzu and went with him.
"Wait Bakugou you went with him on your own no convincing needed," Aizawa said "Yep" was his short reply, Aizawa just sighed pinched his nose, and spoke under his breath " And here I thought you two hated each other" Both Izuku and Kat heard that and in sync, they said "we don't hate each other! That was just a ruse," then the two looked at each other and said "Hey! Don't copy me " "Stop " "Knock it off!" And that's when they started with the war of insults".
"Bitch".
"Dick".
"Asshat".
"Brocily boy".
"Angry Pomeranian".
"Beanstalk".
"Short stack". (Izuku is taller than Kat by 4 inches so Kat in my head is 6'0)
"You have thin-ass glass bones, and the thinnest paper in the world for skin".
"You are a literal party popper".
"Fuck you".
"Not right now" and then they proceeded to glare at each other that last comment unnerved both Aizawa and Allmight if the class wasn't too busy freakin' out they would have noticed that comment but sadly there too busy freakin' out both Izu and Kat glared at each other for a good minute or two until Kat declared Izuku the winner of what Aizawa and Allmight may hopefully never know.
"What the hell you two! What are you guys goin' on about" Aizawa almost yelled "That's for us to know" they replied at the same time "I don't get paid enough for this shit!" with those specific words, he pulled his famous yellow sleepin' bag out of who knows where and promptly fell asleep (Jeez I wish I could do that but sadly I'm an insomniac) the three people just looked at him and started talkin' once again until the bell rang tellin' them that school was out, Oh and class 1-gay was still out of order.
~~~~~~MINI TIME SKIP~~~~~~~
Katsuki's POV
Zuzu and I are sittin' in the common room just chillin' we are still waitin' for our class to snap out of it and come to the dorms, and as Ma says! When you speak of the devil the devil shall appear the class busted the door open but when they saw us on the couch cuddlin' I was between Zu's legs his arms were around my waist and his chin was on my head, and Zu changed his clothin' and put his piercings in (pic at top and no he still has his shirt on) and guess what they froze again.
Izuku laughed at them "Tch they need to stop freezin' up it's starting to get annoyin'! " "Yeah, they do but you have to admit it's funny," Zuzu said "Yeah, yeah your right," I said under my breath Zu just laughed back at me and that's when most of class 1A came back to life raccoon eyes elbows shittyhair frog face and pink cheeks (Mina Sero Kiri Asui Uraraka for the people who don't know).
"You two look cute kero, " Asui said and then left to the kitchen that woke most of the class up so they went with her or went into their rooms to process this information, the only people that were left were pinky shittyhair and four eyes, shittyhair went straight to Zuzu and started apologizin' and telling him that he's so manly, four eyes was sayin' some shit to him I wasn't payin' attention to what he was sayin' and then there's raccoon eyes she's freakin' out like crazy askin' questions a mile a minute, and it was gettin' annoyin' so I did the most logical thin' I could do I grabbed Zu's hand and dragged him to my room and left them in the common room stunned.
"Y'know that was rude right Kat," Zuzu said to me "I don't care if it was rude or not they were getting on my damn nerves!" "Alright then Mr grumpy come cuddle with me," Zu said "Now you're talkin'!" and we spent the rest of the night cuddlin' and a few kisses here and there and leavin' the mess with the extras for tomorrow (the next mornin' both he and Izu felt like doin' what Aizawa is known best for all because of being asked questions from the alien queen R.I.P).
This took two days! Also, I want some of those piercings tongue industrial lip rings and I do have piercings myself three on my left ear and five on my right, and under my tongue the web part I can't remember what is called.
Yeah, I imagine Izuku and Kat are switches also I ship Inkomight so that's kinda why Allmight knows about them I'm also a multi shipper so I don't just ship bakudeku anyways I hope you liked it, and if there's anything wrong with it the story just comment so I can go fix it also that fightin' scene made me cringe so sorry if it's crap
I just realized that I mixed up sero and Shoji's fights Shoji is supposed to fight Shinso and Sero is supposed to fight Todoroki I'm so dumb
Edit: Welp, been three-ish years since I wrote this and I decided why not look at my old stories and update them... I feel so bad for people who read this, so I changed most of the story mostly got rid of things or changed it and that fight scene still makes me cringe at least it's somewhat better now -_-
Oh! And I got my industrial and tongue done! so officially I have seventeen piercings now! ten on my right ear, and four on my left with three in my mouth most of the ears are second lobes and up the cartilage.
with my left havin' a tragus and my mouth havin' a smiley under the tongue and a bar threw my tongue, and listen I'm not gonna lie but outta my seventeen piercings only four have been professionally done -_-;
Yes, I did them myself!
ANYWAYS! Have a good night or day wherever you are Ja'ne!