My Wife Is An Alien

By Doctor_Dispatch

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okay the story's one line is... Jungkook is an engineering student (btech) , where Taehyung is a Nurse. Jungk... More

Important announcement
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
chapter 3
chapter 4
chapter 5
chapter 6
chapter 7
chapter 8
chapter 9
chapter 10
pever pever
chapter 11
chapter 12
chapter 13
chapter 14
chapter 15
chapter 16
urgent meeting
chapter 18
chapter 19
Chapter 20
chapter 21(🙈)
chapter 22
chapter 23
chapter 24
chapter 25
chapter 26
chapter 27
chapter 28
chapter 29
chapter 30
chapter 31
chapter 32
chapter 33
you okay?
chapter 34
chapter 35
Inge vanne
chapter 36
chapter 37
chapter 38
chapter 39
chapter 40
Final chapter
New BooK 2
New Story

chapter 17

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By Doctor_Dispatch


Kumaretta... Inni angottekke veche thamasippikkunilla...
Angane nokkiya ee FF mega serial polle ange pogum... Pinne English FF writersine Ego adichitte avare kinattile chadum... Nammalayitte eandhina mattorale chumma kolakke kodukkune??

Athonde pillere ange kettichekam..
Vote um commentsum sreedhanam ayitte kannake akkune.. nammade taesa de manam kedutharuthee...

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6th March ,

At Namjin's house.

James Corden(papa mochi) : eantte jin eanike viswasikan pattinilla... Ee cherakkane kalyanee??

Jin : ahannee... pakshe njan anne world wide handsome... Athile oru mattavum illa...

James : uvaaa... (Sipe another glass)

Jin : Revolution Evolution drop in the ocean...

James : 😯😯😯😮 eantte mane ninake annoda anne aa English siree imposition thannee...

Jin : ahhnee ... Panna paratta kelavan... Nin- (hiccups) ninake eanne ariyilla..

James : adhar card indo??

Jin : mm indee.. (sipe another glass)

Jin : I am not afraid... You know..

James : onne poda chekka...

Jin : when I was in America... My fans ...oooo world wide handsome...

James : Mm Philips itte fan ayirikkum mm....

Jin : heyyy you world wide joker guy... Pasta de spilling ariyuvo??

(Note : Jineattan fit ayale English mathre parayu)

James : eantte mane njn ninne polle Englishkarane onnum allalo??

Jin : ohh poor boy...

James : ahhh da pavapettavana... Rubberitte Vila idinjile??

Jin : Noo matter who you are
Your skin colour..
Where you from
You gender identity
You rubber sheet Vila...
Just... (Hiccup)

I Am World Wide handsome...
(Table itte mellile kerinee)

Ithe eallam kandonde Halsey minttatheke irangi vanne...

Halsey : ohh eantte jinicha... Joonie he kannum... Onne thazhe irangee... Kallum kudiche oruvelum illathe...

James : ahh nale ravile 10 manike pallile veche menne kette... Athe kazhinja... Food athe kazhinja reception... Athe eallam kazhij-

Halsey : athe eallam kazhinja pillere kidane urangum.. alla pinne eee appachane ithe eannatha??

James : ahh nee podipule.. ninake ariyilla... Njan ee kookine orupade eduthonde nadanatha...

Halsey : eantte ponne jinichaa ... Appane already overaa... Inniyum kudicha...jinnichane eduthonde nadanna karyam parayan thodangum

Jin : ohhh sh*t of the sh*t.. hey world wide Joker guy~~ take it off .. take it off
( mupare udhesiche wake up aa)....

Halsey : ahhh njn povaa... Eanike nalle appane idanulla shirt theche vekkanam...

Jin : ahh you go girl....

Ariana : Entte Halsichi... Ee dress bhayangara tight aa... Ithe njan Ippo eandha cheyende??

Halsey : nee poyii oru blade veche ange kuthazhiche videe...
(Eannum paranje Halsey jooniede adutheke agatheke nadane)

Ariana : ayyyoo kiripoyalo??

Halsey : ninte ee mudiyeduthe munotte ange itteke..

(Halsey main hall kadanee)

Pdchan : ahhh cherakkane avide indo??

Halsey : aree??

Pdchan : eante marumone??

Halsey : ahh avide appanum ayitte vellam adichonde irikkunude...

Pdchan : avalode njn anne paranjatha... Ivane kettanda ivane ale athra sheri allanee... Kallekudiyane kettiyapo eantte molke thripthii ayyyij... Onnule njan avantte ammayiappane alle?? Eanike vennone avane oruvakke chodhicho??

Halsey : haa best...

Pdchan : nee ithe eannatha kaile kaniche vechekkune??

Halsey : Mehandi ittatha ... Kollavo?

Pdchan : ee chanakam okke varitheche samayathe.. ninake aa beef onne olathivecha eandhayirunnu??

Halsey : onne poo pdchaaa....

Pdchan : dd nee vegam Agathe poyii.. oru plateile kurache beef Inge eduthonde vanne...

Halsey : kudikan povano??

Pdchan : ahh nee paranjathe cheye..

Halsey : shooo ithe eanna kastava..

Pdchan : aa nalla kashnam thanne vennam

Eannum paranje Pdchane purathekkum poyi....

James : nadakkuna karyam vellathum para Jineee..Jin hits ile TXT eanna nintte swapnam verum ...✨✨ Anne..
Nadakkullaa..

Jin : yes ofcourse yes... I can..

Pdchan : heyy hitman Bang int----

Jin : Hey stob it ..

Pdchan : ayine nee eathaaa? (Pour a glass for him)

Jin : I am WWH Jin..

Pdchan : onne eanitte poyedaa...

Jin : heyy world wide ammayiappan..

Pdchan : mm yes tell me marumone..

Jin : I am world wide handsome Jin ..you know...

Pdchan : ahhh best... Avake ithulum veluthe endhovaran irunnathaa ..

Pdchan : veruthe irikendaa..


#chillingalone #handsomeme#bangpdthegreat
#pdchanuyire

1 notification..
Eza_dead_army comments: Ningale evida?? Avide pennungale vellathum indoo?? DM me ... I am waiting 🔪

Pdchan : ohhh shit ... Replayed to @ Eza_dead_army : Bab-baby I can explain... Okay wa-


Jin : ohhhoo ottake ninne photo okke eduthe post cheytho?? Nanam illallo?? Ammayiappan anne parayan ....ohhh eandhoru lejjavaham....

Pdchan : 🤨🤨🤨🤨



After 2 minutes

Tag : Worldwide_handsome..

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Halsey munottum poyi... (Nammale Halsey de PVC pipe anne... I mean POV)

Billie : eddd eddd nokkeddd... Eangane indee??

(Dhee ee sareeyile)

(Billi eangana indavum??)

Halsey : kozhapillaa... Ahhh adjust cheyam...

Billie : nee podi.. (daa) tuttudu tuddudud tutuudu tuduudu..(bgm bgm-)

Halsey : ddd nale nee makeup cheyan eantte aduthe varulodd ... Ninne njan appo edutholamm..

Billie : ponne chadhikalee...

Harry styles : ddd pulle..nee ivide nikkuvano?? Eante power bank eandhe??

( Harry and Halsey are brother and sister... Kettile "ha" "ha")

Halsey : daa cheruka athe eante bagile indee... Poyi edukee...

Harry : dd ee hairstyle eangana inde??
Nale ingane vechonde varam..

Halsey : Louis varunudalle??

Harry : ahhh... Nee kollavone para...

Halsey : allellum nee ithe hairstyle ile alle nadakkune??

Harry : ahh nee poo...

Halsey : daa eantte saree aa bagile inde.. nale udukane ullathaa... Nee athe power bank thappuvane paranje valiche niratharuthee... Pin okkekuththi set akki vechekkunatha..

Harry : ohhh pinne nale ninte Kalyanalle?? Onne poyedd ..

Harry athe vazhi bag thappane poyi..

(Ningale ithe eandhe vayinokki nikkuvaa.. Halsey de purake poo kumaretta).

Ahh angane Halsey step keri mellile jooniede roomile vannapo....

Joonie : dhee manthrakodi onne eduthe veche ...

Pullikariye help cheyanuna Lisa ...

Lisa : aunty ee saree eatha??
Joonie : da njan nale udukane eaduthe vechekkunatha... Athe ange mattivecheke...

Halsey : aunty ...(eandhayallum joonie lum ilayathe ane ee FF ile)

Joonie : ahdd.. (avide eandhakayoo eaduthe veche...)

Halsey : njan dhee thekkan povaa.

Lisa : AREEEE???

Halsey : athe allaa... Thuni thekkan povaa... Jinichan nale idane povuna shirt thaa..

Joonie : ahh dhee aa thazhathe drowile inde...

Joonie : koche athintte koode thanne mundum indee..

Halsey : ahhh aunty...

Appozhane Kookiede phone avide irunnu vibrate Cheyunee joonie kandee

Caller ID : Alien (wifey)

Joonie chuckled...

Joonie : lisa koche...dd nee vegam ee phone kookike konde poyi koduthitte vaaa.. Nammake avantte room sheri akkane ullatha...

Lisa : ahh aunty... (Aa phonum vangi pullikarithi terraceile nadane)

Avide Jennie ,
[ Moobin,Rocky]- (astro)
[Hyunjin , Felix, I.N , Han] - (stray kids)
[Momo , sana , Mina ] - (twice)

Pillere bachelor party nadathuvaa.. angotteke lisa kerichennu..

Lisa : onne marada cherukaa...(Felix thalli matti)

Felix : dd ninake venno??

Lisa : enike Venda... Aa red alle?? Njn pache de ala...

Felix : oru 5 minutes munbe varathilayiruno?? Aa sana ippozha athe thirthee....

Lisa : Ahh vendaa.. nale nerathe eazhunekkan ullatha...

Jennie : baby...😌😌😌

Lisa : eantte ponne Jennie , nee kudicha??

Felix : ahh avala first opening...

Lisa : eantte ponne eda... Ivake onnathe malayalam ariyilla... Athintte idayile Blabbering... ..ddd nee ivide irike... Njn Ippo varam...

Felixine Jenniye nokkane elpichitte kookiye thappi lisa poyi...

Kookie ange dhore sumeshitte veedintte appurathe ....alla ...terrace intte attathee ...

Lisa : daa kookie , Dhee ninnake phone...

Kookie : ddd njn Ippo angotte varam... Daa rocky onne anje sremikee..

Rocky : pattillada... Nee thanne potticho ee wine ...

Kookie : heyy baby panitharalleee

Hyunjin : daaa rathri apple kazhikaruthee...

Kookie : saramilla mutheee
Njan ippo varam... Thirthekaruthee...

And kookie runs to Lisa for his phone...

Lisa : Nee kudicho?? .

Kookie : illaddd...wine aa..

Lisa : nee ithe pidiche..  eanike aa Jennieye kondepovane ullatha.. athe kazhinje nintte room set cheyanam...

Kookie : eandhine??

Lisa : ohhh onnumariyilla...

Kookie : Endhaddd??

Lisa : daa bunny .. first night... First night...

Kookie : podi pulle...

Lisa : ohh chekkane nanam vanne...
Ahhh nee ivide nanichonde iruno...
Njn povaa...

Kookie : ahhh... Aranappa ee nerathee.. ( 25 miscalls from Alien
107 unread messages)

Kookie : ee pishashee eandhina Ippo vilikkune... Inni arudengillum koode olichodi poyene parayan avalde appane vilichathe anno??

Drrr drrr
Drr- Eathraaa nerayii phone vikkunee... Thane ithe evide poyi kidakkuvayirunnu... Eandha eanike tension ille?? ... Atho aa restaurantile veche kanadavalde koode odipiyo??
7 manike thotte vilikkunathaa... 25 call njan cheythe.. Manishane ivide theee thinnuvaa.. ningake onne vilicha eandha??inni njan uranguna time ile vilikane anno?? Eandhengillum onne vaa thurane paraaaa....(agust d Taesaa)

Kookie : ahh athee chechii... Njan phone roomile vechitte terracile ayirunnu....

Tae : 🤨🤨🤨 avide eandhine poyatha...

Kookie : bachelor party...

Tae : kudicho??
Kookie : illa chechii...
Tae : kazhicho??

Kookie : ahhh kappa kazhiche... Chechi kazhicho?

Tae : illaaa...
Kookie : avide evidam vare ayii karyangale??

Tae : ahh chadange okke kazhinje.. kidakkane povaa...

Kookie :  eanna nalle kannam...

Tae : ahh.. eanna sheri
Kookie : ..mm .. athre ollu??( Try to flirt)

Tae : Eandhe??(Agust d)
Kookie : Onnula chechi... Ivide paranjatha... Daa athre ollu...ahh njn varam...

Felix : eandhe eathre ollune??

Kookie : 🤫🤫🤫 shuu ...

(Tae : 🤭🤭🤭)

Felix : eandhada umma vennano?? Pinne eandha... Baa umma umma uMMA.... Kookie Felixine thalli matti ..

Felix : ara phoneile Jessie anno??

Tae : 🤨🤨🤨😡

Kookie : ALLAAAA.😲😲.. .

Tae : eanna sheri njn vekkuvaa....
Kookie : ahh sheri...
Tae : eandhe "sheri" eanne ?... Appo njn cut cheya aa jessine vilikane anno?? 
Sathyam para thannee aa Jessiyayitte chat cheyullayirunno njn call cheythapole..

Kookie : eantte ammmooo alla .. avalde kettiyone arinja eanne thallikum....

Tae : Njan vekkuvaa...
Kookie : chechi ang----

Call ended..

Kookie : samathanam ayoo??
Felix : mmm earee kure

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Meanwhile

Tae's PVC pipe...
( P.O.V -ningake inganeyum vilikam)

Eanike arayam.. avane avale vilichonde irikkuvayirunnu...
Njan call cheythapo ..distrubance ayii... (trying to Remove her earings)

Allellum njn vilicha eppozhum busy.. onnungil cafe allengil purathe..
Njn kazhichillane paranjapo... Eandha kazhikatheee chodhicho? Illaaa...
(Take a towel)..

Karanam eandha? Pettane phone cut cheythitte aa penninode chatalo??
Hmmm ... Njan kazhicha eandhe kazhichile eandhe??
(Went straight to the bathroom)

Allellum anne aa restaurantile povan  njan eandhe kasttapette uduthitte poya sareeya?? Onne nokke pollum cheythilalo?? .... Ahh nokki... Pakshe athe vere orudatheke alle?? Onne compliment cheyathilayirunno??
(Set all the efficient things for the bath)

Eanike innavare oru message "ingottekke" ayachite indo?? Evidee.. njan araa?? Innale kanda penne.. chechimarum ayitte kanda mallilum KFC ilokke karangane povane okke avane time indee... Eanike oru message ayakane anne pade...
(She slowly Take off he-- *TAPPEEE*
SLAPPED)

Tae : Eanna vayi nokki nikkuvaa... Ninake onnum ammayum pengallum ille??. Irangi poda pulle... Bathroom ileke verunee.....
Point of view mattedoo...

Eannum paranje Kumarettane tae chavitti purathikuna avidee .. ee chapter thirnee..

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Nanamilledoo? Chee oru pennkoche kulikkunidatheke... Eandha kumaretta ithe?? Onnule athe kookiede penne alle?? Chee...

Arum kandilla Inge poree Ingee poree...

Appo sheri nalle ravile ... I mean adutha Episode kandekkamm.. eallarum nerathe pallile hajar ayikonam ketto... kumarettaa... Inna kurache ice ❄️❄️ ... Vecho..🤭🤭

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