england national handball team
chilly
guys
that isn't jack
that is a random number
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the group went silent as they held straight faces from shock and looked from the phone to each other. they all burst into laughter. all were completely unaware of the message that ben chilwell had just sent to the groupchat.
"jack, mate, what the fuck happened to your voice?" declan managed to get out as he held his stomach from laughing.
he heard a huff from the other side and thought he was going to hear jacks usual voice "christ okay. i. am. not. jack. i'm not even friends with a jack"
the boys all shared looks of suspicion like they were all thinking the same thing as it could me a possibility. declan paused for a second before speaking again "so are you in bed with a guy called jack right now? or have you been this evening?"
"why the bloody hell would i be in bed with a guy named jack and how would you even know?" the boy looked at the contact again to make sure it was jacks contact.
"well you didn't really answer the question because you didn't say yes or no?" jadon sancho now spoke to the girl who was clearly not jack grealish.
"NO. i am outside a food place as i wait for my friends to get food" the footballers were now all unsure what to do as they realised that they might have the wrong number and have been blowing this poor persons phone up all evening.
"well...this just got a bit weird and awkward" jadon sancho sat back as he held his laughter in again. mason had a hand over his mouth to stop himself from laughing as he remembered the conversations that this person had witnessed.
"yeah no shit. also you have weird conversations. trying to pull some blood brothers thing is slightly concerning along with your names being like declan and phil? how old even are you?"
they all stated their ages that varied from 21-26 and declan was about to defend his name until masons put his hand on his arm to tell him that it was useless.
"oh" after that they heard shouting in the background and movement but couldn't work out what exactly was being said. "while this has been....unique! my friends have got the food and i am going to hang up"
and before they even had a chance to say anything else, the mystery girl had hung up and all they saw now was her contact on the screen.
"well that was a twist. maybe we should add real jack to the groupchat?"
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rice, rice baby changed 'white boy of the month' name to 'imposter'.
chilly added 'the REAL white boy of the month'.
the REAL white boy of the month
have you guys been harassing a
random person thinking
it was me?
why is this my name?
rice, rice baby
oh i wonder why
money mase
someone just said to me that
ed sheeran has been horny before.
i hate it.
i don't know how i feel about that.
it feels wrong.
imposter
chilly
now
why do you have that saved?
imposter
why don't you?
or do you?
chilly
i do now
raheem
we have to do yoga tomorrow
what are the bets that declan
is going to be trying of his ass
while stones is trying not to fart
and jack is just in his own world?
rice, rice baby
woah
i do not do that
LIES
money mase
proof that you do
chilly
😭😭
imposter
not my guy is wearing tighty whities😭
chilly
....
money mase
....
jadon
.....
raheem
....
rice, rice baby
....
phil aka phil mitchell
....
john
.....
bukayo
.....
the REAL white boy of the month
...
kalvin
....
marcus
....
picky
....
jude
....
trippier
....
mings
....
imposter
HOW MANY ARE THERE OF YOU?
AND WHY DO YOU ALL WEAR TIGHTY WHITIES?!
is this like a tighty whities cult
reece
....
mason number 2
....
madders
.....
tammy
....
imposter
okay are you guys done now?
anymore of you hiding?
rice, rice baby
think the rest are asleep
watkins
....
imposter
still stuck on the fact that you have
like a group yoga session together?
madders
it is quite relaxing tbf
stones
yeah it is a great way for me to just
fart and get away with it. banging.
10/10 x
chilly
think that might just be you mate
raheem
so is anyone going to ask what if imposter has a name or?
rice, rice baby
i cant bloody stand brad on love island
seems like a right cabbage
jake seems a bit iffy as well
imposter
....alright moving on!
talia
that is my name
harry 2
why are you guys still awake?
mings
ABORT ABORT ABORT
marcus
GO GO GO GO
harry 2
why are you harassing a random
person as well?
the REAL white boy of the month
declan added her thinking it was me
it obviously wasn't me
harry 2
yeah not shocking
also why is everyone suddenly
in love with jack?
chilly
i don't know but it's not okay
my sister now thinks he is
....
'fit'
and keeps showing me videos
disturbing mate.
the REAL white boy of the month
i cant help it
imposter
anyone feel like showing what the
white boy looks like?
rice, rice baby
did they not teach you anything
about internet safety?!
you could hunt us down.
be a 50 year old man.
imposter
you literally added me here.
you would have done it to
yourself.
rice, rice baby
woah woah woah
that is not fair
imposter
i will not take this from you.
your name is declan.
you wear tighty whities.
money mase
shots fired
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AUTHORS NOTE: i wasn't sure how to end this chapter so <3