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In which Hoseok sends cheesy puns to his best friend Yoongi daily, hoping that one day he'll let him hit. More

Cheesy Ass Mfka
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Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜

Me
Are you a milk jug cause I'm tryna fill you up with white liquid

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
I think that just made me lactose intolerant

Me
I bought snacks!

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜 is typing...

Me
Don't worry, I got your favorite chips

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
You know me so well 🥰

Me
You're my future wife
I gotta know these things

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
WIFE???

Me
You promised back in 3rd grade

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
IT WAS 3RD GRADE

Me
A PROMISE IS A PROMISE

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
WE ARE LIKE 8 AND 9

Me
I DON'T CAREEEE
PROMISES WERE MADEEEE

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Anyways
I just clocked out
Im omw

Me
Hurryyyyy
Me and Mickey miss you

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
I'm coming
Fuck

Me
The things I'd do to hear those words come out of your pretty lips

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Jung...

Me
Is that ass a donut cause I'm tryna put my cream in it

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
The fact that you can come up with these so quickly scares me

Me
I'm creative
What can I say 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
No.. you're a menace who shouldn't be allowed in general population

Me
You dont mean that...

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Meh.. who knows

Me
Nah dont deny it
Just admit that you don't want me in general population because you want me all to yourself

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
HOW DID YOU COME TO THAT CONCLUSION

Me
Doesn't matter kitten
Hurry up, I've eaten 2 bags of popcorn already

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
I'm almost there
Stop rushing me

Me
Actually-
Take your time I have business to attend to

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Hoseok I swear to god if you're jerking off when I get there I'm stabbing you

Me
It was a joke
Calm down
I'm wont touch what's yours without permission

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
I can't with you

Me
You can
You're just playing hard to get

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Shut up I'm outside
Seen

Hoseok smiled as he got up from his bed and went to open the door, the younger usually used his key but Hoseok wanted him to see him in all of his shirtless glory.

"Welcome to my humble abode." He said, opened the door with a smile.

"Shut up, I'm tired." Yoongi grumbled, going straight to the older's room.

"Dang, I can't get a hi? Where my hug at?" The brunette asked, joining the raven in his room. Yoongi just shook his head as he went through the brunette's drawers and grabbed one of his old t-shirts from high school.

"So what movie do you wanna watch first?" Hoseok asked, laying on his bed and staring up at the ceiling.

"Can we watch Pulp Fiction? I've always wanted to watch it." The younger asked, slipping off his work uniform and putting on Hoseok's shirt. The brunette sat up and nodded before leaving the room to go and put on the movie.

Yoongi also left the room and went to the kitchen to make some popcorn. As Hoseok put on the movie he couldn't help but look over and watch Yoongi move around his kitchen in nothing but a pair of boxers and his big ass shirt.

"I can feel you staring creep." Yoongi said.

"How could I not? You're literally in my shit with no pants on... let me cop a tiny feel." The older said, wiggling his fingers.

"You sound real... rape-y." The raven said.

"I do NOT." Hoseok gasped.

"Yeah.. yeah you do." Yoongi nodded slowly before getting the popcorn out of the microwave.

"I- let me just shut up." The older said.

"Please do." Yoongi laughed.

"One more thing though kitten." Hoseok smiled.

"What?" The younger sighed.

"I love you." He said.

"I love you too Hobi." Yoongi giggled. "Now shut up and let's watch the movie." He said, cuddling up with him on the couch as the movie started.

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I lowkey love these two lmaooo- Tyler's Sunflower

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