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By GlossRandaa

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In which Hoseok sends cheesy puns to his best friend Yoongi daily, hoping that one day he'll let him hit. More

Cheesy Ass Mfka
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Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜

Me
Are you from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Hoseok... I'm at work

Me
You're telling me this like I don't know your schedule
You're on break rn

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
I hate that you know my schedule...

Me
Whatever 🙄✋🏻

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
What could you possibly want while I'm at work??

Me
Anyways... you wanna come over and have a sleepover tomorrow :)

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
You are weird as hell

Me
But you love it

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
I don't know about all of that Jung

Me
Baby stop playing so hard to get, you know you want me.. I see the way you look at me
You wanna know what it feel like

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
No YOU wanna know what it feel like
Leave me alone
My break is ending

Me
You didn't answer my question
Netflix and chill?

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
...sure
I'll be there as soon as I get off tomorrow

Me
Then I can get you off 😏
Seen

Me
HEY
Dont leave me on read
Seen

Me
I'm gonna punish you for this kitten

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Ew gross
Don't ever call me kitten again in your life
You flaming homosexual

Me
Only if you promise to call me daddy
You're gay too

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
I'm starting to regret hitting you in the head with that block in 1st grade

Me
What's that supposed to mean

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
There's sum wrong with your brain

Me
That's rude

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
Fight me then

Me
How bout we fight with our clothes off

Ice Cold Mfka 🥶🤞🏻💜
I'm going back to work
Talk to you later

Me
See you beautiful 😋😘
Seen

Hoseok slipped his phone into his pocket with a smile and got up to make him and Mickey some lunch.

"I swear, I'm going to marry that man." Hoseok sighed as he poured kibble into the dog's bowl.

"You think he'd be willing to be your mommy? Or do you think he'd be the Papa type?" The brunette asked, Mickey looking up at him before tilting his head just a little. "No? Okay." He said, grabbing a bag of chips before leaving the kitchen.

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Hoseok is a mess lmaooo- Tyler's Sunflower

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