╹ ✰ ╻ [ NCT n SKZ ] ╹ ✰ ╻
30 reasons why
Donkey
So
I have this really important theory
The users DoOld, Jeogiyo Noona, Jared and Smiley are online.
Jared
What
Donkey
Stray kids = furries
Jared
WHAT?!
Jeogiyo Noona
How and why did that thought even form in your head?!
Donkey
No no but hear me out
Jared
Answer the question first 😭
Donkey
Fine 🙄
So I was like, on the furry side of the internet right
Jeogiyo Noona
Why were you even there in the first place
Donkey
Does nOt matter
Jared
It does
Jeogiyo Noona
It really does
Donkey
I was just surfing the internet!!!
And this big wave of furry just splashed over me
And I drowned in it
Smiley
Right
Donkey
Hi Yuta hyung!
Smiley
😎👋
Jared
Why did you come to the conclusion we were furries?!?!
Donkey
Because...
Jared
Because ?!?!?!??!
Donkey
Jeogiyo Noona
No
The user Jared is offline.
Smiley
Oh
I can see it
Donkey
RIGHT?!?!?
Jeogiyo Noona
NO
Donkey
I've got more
Jeogiyo Noona
PLEASE
NO
Smiley
So Jisung, what's your furry name ?
Jeogiyo Noona
I don't have a furry name 😭
BECAUSE SKZ ARENT FURRIES
Donkey
No
Not all of them
But you are, aren't you
Jeogiyo Noona
NO 😭 😭 😭
Smiley
Honestly Jisung
You seem like the type of guy with the furry name: Humblesnout Wildtooth
Donkey
Such a fitting name!
Jeogiyo Noona
Pls no
Smiley
Pls yes
Jeogiyo Noona
No
Donkey
Yes
The user Donkey changed Jeogiyo Noona's username to Humblesnout Wildtooth.
Humblesnout Wildtooth
FUCK YOU
The user Humblesnout Wildtooth changed Humblesnout Wildtooth's username to Gsung.
The user Donkey changed Gsung's username to Humblesnout Wildtooth.
Humblesnout Wildtooth
STOP
The user Humblesnout Wildtooth changed Humblesnout Wildtooth's username to Gsung.
The user Donkey changed Gsung's username to Humblesnout Wildtooth.
Humblesnout Wildtooth
PLEASE
I AM BEGGING YOU
PLEASE
Donkey
Accept who you are 😡
Humblesnout Wildtooth
I DO
BUT IM NOT A FURRY
Donkey
Ah
I get it
Humblesnout Wildtooth
YES!!
Donkey
You are in denial
Humblesnout Wildtooth
NO!!
Donkey
It's ok mr. Humblesnout Wildtooth
We, as not just NCT, but as your bros, accept you as you are
Humblesnout Wildtooth
Please
Yuta hyung
Please stop him
Please
Go torture Seungmin
@ Jared
His username in the '00 line gc is literally pup
You gotta have him
Not me
Smiley
No no
I think we are correct
Donkey
^
Smiley
After all
You are the one staying in the gc
Because why? The topic meant something to you?
Unlike Seungmin who just went offline
The user Humblesnout Wildtooth changed Humblesnout Wildtooth's username to Gsung.
The user Gsung is offline.
Donkey
We scared him away
Smiley
Happens 🤷♀️
So tell me Hendery, where did you get those pictures
Donkey
Like I said, the furry side of the internet. I got a picture for every SKZ member
Smiley
... are there any for NCT members?
Donkey
Duh
Smiley
Oh?
Donkey
Idk about u but we kinda the ambassadors of the Kpop furries 😭
Smiley
Oh ?
Donkey
After all, this photo exist and it ain't even edited
Smiley
Omg
Donkey
Yep
And we also have this one
Smiley
Oh! I remember that
Donkey
Ofc you do 😊
Smiley
.. What?
Donkey
I said ofc you do, Yuta hyung,
or should I say...
Smiley
Don't you fucking dare
Donkey
... Summerpony Bubblyplume
The user Smiley is offline.
Donkey
And then there was one
The user woo is online.
Donkey
OMG MY FAVE HYUNG !!
woo
😌
Hi Hendery
What happened here?
Donkey
I threw a bomb they couldn't handle
woo
That much is obvious because Yuta has locked himself up in his room
And won't come out
Donkey
Dw
He's probs ordering a furry suit or smth
idk
woo
What
Donkey
What?
woo
I-
Nvm
😭
The user watermelonmark is online.
watermelonmark
OMFG
HELP ME
MY RYES
MY EYES
MY EYES
I NEED TO BE BLIN RIGHT TF BOW
CAN I HAVE ANHESTESIA PLS
I NEED IT GONE
RID MY MEMORY STICK FROM THIS SUFFERING
The users Chaddy, TyTracc😼, Peachy, Gaemin, Flowers, PapaJohns and Danggbin are online.
Donkey
I didn't get that many ppl online with my message
But mark does?
DoOld
Because you talked about furries
Donkey
Howd u know 🤨
DoOld
I've been online this entire time
Donkey
Why didn't you talk 😦
DoOld
I'd rather not be assigned a furry name thank u very much
Donkey
Understandable
watermelonmark
GUYS?!?! HELOO
I NEED SOMEONE TO BRIGN ME BLREACH RIHGT THEF FUCK NOW
Peachy
Literally shut up Mark
Danggbin
EHAT HAPPENED?!
watermelonmark
I just saw two ppl having X S E oN THE COUCH!
Donkey
NOT THE COUCH
watermelonmark
THE POOR COUXH
Peachy
Stop
watermelonmark
IMGAAAAA I CAN NEVER STOP THINKIG ABOUT THSI EVER AGAIN
IM IN OHYSICAL PAIN
I F I DIE ITS UR FAUTL
woo
who did u even catch 👀
Chaddy
Bet it was johnten
Flowers
Uncalled for
We were literally playing games in Johnny's room
We didn't even go near the couch
Gaemin
Right 😂
Flowers
IM FORREAL
MARK TELL THEM!
watermelonmark
It wasn't Johnten
Chaddy
Oh
Flowers
HA
Chaddy
God knows it might've been you
Horny mother ducks
Donkey
Quack
DoOld
Then who was it?
watermelonmark
...
j-
Jaeyong
PapaJohns
AAAAAAA
Donkey
AAAAAA
Flowers
AAAAAAA
woo
AAAAAAA
Peachy
Shut up guys
watermelonmark
NO
I DESERVE JUSTICE
FOR I HAVE BEEN WRONGED BY YIUR SINS
Peachy
Literally everyone that's online rn is in a relationship
Y'all aren't allowed to judge
DoOld
I'm here ???
Where's my relationship at lol
I've been searching for it for a while now
Danggbin
Same here 😒
woo
and here !
TyTracc😼
Doyoung hyung, you always come to me to thirst over Taeil hyung
Stfu and pick my side
And changbin we all know u and Felix horny for each other
Don't act like u don't wish y'all were in our place
Jungwoo, my dear...
No one wants to be around when u and Xuxi meet up, for a reason
The sexual tension is the worst ever
DoOld
WELL HEY NOW
CALM DOWN
Danggbin
I feel incredibly attacked right now
woo
I can see where you are coming from 😜
Peachy
😊
Chaddy
Lol
That's the man I was planning to fight
TyTracc😼
😄
Now please,
Let me and Jae continue where we left off
Cos obviously (coughMARKcough) we were busy
watermelonmark
Very fuxking busy yeah
PLS DONT DONIT IN PUBLIC SOACES
LIKE THE COUCH
WHERE I LAY ON
GO TO THR BEDROOM
ITS A LOT MORE PRIVSTE AND COMFORTABLE
JUST OLEAS
I ONLY WANTED TI WATCH TWILIGHT
Gaemin
You... wanted to watch twilight ?
watermelonmark
Yes so what 😡😡
Gaemin
Well you could've invited me you prick 😒
watermelonmark
Oops forgot
Donkey
Rip lol
Gaemin
...
Well?!?!??!??!
watermelonmark
??
Gaemin
Invite me now idiot
watermelonmark
Dear Jaemin
Please come watch twilight with me on the very same couch Jaehyun and Taeyong sinned on.
Gaemin
There's nothing else I'd rather do 😍😍
The users Gaemin and watermelonmark are offline.
Peachy
Taeyong come to my bedroom 😇
The user TyTracc😼 is offline.
The user Peachy is offline.
Donkey
So no one else incredibly uncomfy by this?
DoOld
No
I too feel very much unsettled
Dirty ass ppl
I think I gotta move
Having an own apartment sounds nice 👌
Lemme see if I can find smth real quick
The user DoOld is offline.
The users Flowers and PapaJohns are offline.
Donkey
Well hey now don't leave😦
Danggbin
Bye
The user Danggbin is offline.
Donkey
E tu, Changbin? 😓
Chaddy
Ayyeee Julius Caesar 🙏😮💨😮💨
Donkey
Atyeee
Chaddy
Anyway bye lol
Donkey
nO!!
Chan wait a second
Chaddy
*waits*
Donkey
You're gonna like this
I'm sure of it
Chaddy
Oh? 😊😊
Donkey
The user Chaddy is offline.
Donkey
🥲
woo
That is really horrifying
Donkey
It's true tho
They're furries
woo
??? no
Donkey
yes 😠
The user woo is offline.
Donkey
😒😞
I hate it here
Everyone sucks
The user Donkey is offline.