River's POV
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I sat there chatting with everyone else waiting for Tommy to undeafen. "Tell me if you can hear me?" I heard will say through the call. Then Tommy and his annoying ass just kept saying hello. "Ok, fly away please." Tommy said as will attacked him. "Hey quackity? I bet you Wilbur will win the fight." I say wait a smirk in my tone. "Oh your fucking on!" I heard him say. Tommy was trying desperately to get Will to fly away when he was launched up into the air. My face was priceless. My jaw dropped as I started to laugh. "You owe me fifty bucks Quackity!" I said in between my laughter. "YOU BITCHES BET ON MY LIFE!?" Tommy screamed. "Damnit. I'll pay you later."Quackity said as he walked over to Phil. "Phil,I want you to buy me jeans. Booty shorts if I have to be exact." He said is he continuesly crouched and walked around Phil. "Wait-wtf?" I said. "Booty shorts aren't good for your-" Tommy began. Then Quackity changed his avatar to have...booty shorts. "I gotta wear booty shorts! I have booty shorts!" He said in his higher voice. Phil and I laughed as Haley kept making disgusted noises and left the VC. Then I looked over. "Wait-Guys what is that?" I asked as I started backing away. Quackity looked over and screamed and ran away. "Hello" Wilbur said.(gonna change speech style)
(T-Tommy
Q-Quackity
P-Philza
H-Halue
W-Wilbur
R-river)
T- "Hello?"
W- "it is me. The dragon."
Phil and I laughed again
W- "Hi. How are you Tommyinnit? And friend?"
Wilbur turned towards Tommy as I left to go and get resources.
Q- "I have booty shorts!"
Then I heard what sounds like tnt and Tommy laughing.
T- "Dragon,Dragon,Dragon."
Then I saw Quackity get launched into the air. And his screaming. He hit the ground right next to me.
W- "Your friend was annoying me."
T- "I submit, I submit."
R- "WAIT a damn moment. Tommy, wth are you submitting to!?"
I screamed as Tommy just laughed and continued his conversation with Wilbur.
T- "How are you my friend?"
I left call and did my stuff.
Wilbur's POV
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W- "Tommyinnit,I miss my wife."
T- "What-what?"
W- "I entered this dragony-w-dragony plane and I-I-I'm without my wife."
T- " I've been there- ey-"
W- "I've got no wife."
T- "been there done that buddy."
Tommy said as I attacked him
T- "You murderur-ok-it's-You slaughtered me."
W- "Don't come near my mouth I-I will I will simply eat you."
I said as Tommy laughed. Phil ran back to me and Tommy purely to craft.
W- "Tommyinnit I want you to find my wife."
I said as I back up and then went to Tommy.
T- "Hey you know wh-"
W-"Tommy, look at me!" I said as I killed him
I turned to Phil
W- "Philza?!"
P- "I- all of my stuff- please no, please no-"
W-"philza?!"
P-" please no- plea- hello-hello yes,yes,yes."
W-" Please let me find my wife."
P-"I'll try my best,ok?"
W-"thank you!" I said as I flew off
W-"Good luck!"
River's POV
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R-"so then-"
P-"Ahh!"
T-"I-Phil?"
P-"Hes breaking things."
R-"Heh?"
T-"What do you mean he's fucking shit up?"
P-"Run!"
R-"Come one Tommy! Run!"
T-" I thought he wa-"
R-"He is breaking everything."
T-"What's his deal?! What's his deal?!"
P-"He's up there. He's destroying the mountain"
R-"Well no dip fucking Sherlock!"
W-"I want my wife.Where's my wife?!"
I looked up and Will was just circling above us.
R-"Huh?Im so confused."
W-"what's in here?!" He said as he started digging into the temple.
W-"WHATS THIS?!"
R-"No,no,no,no,no!"
I started screaming as he kept digging further
W-"What's in here?!"
Everyone kept shouting no as he dug further.
W-"What's all this,then?"
T-"no-that got you-"
W-"I will use my fireball! I'm impotent!"
He said as he shot the fireballs
W-"My fireballs aren't working!"
T-"Are you-"
W-"I'm suffering from erectile dysfunction!" He yelled
R-"Oh good god, why am I friends with you people?"
I said dying of laughter as Tommy started laughing to.
T-"Dragon are you infertile?Oh!Oh no-"
W-"I-I've become impotent,"
Then Tommy just started screaming the word no over Wilbur's speaking.
T-"You've got some out, you've got some out!"
W-"Oh! Now I'm pissed!"
He went towards Tommy
W-"what's down here?"
He dug down farther into the temple.
T-"no x12"
W-"What's all this then?"
He said as he was almost at the bottom
T-"The most British dragon I've ever met."
R-"Tommy. Just,shut up."
*five minutes later*
W-"Why are my fireballs not working?"
He said as he aimed for me.
R-"Hey! Watch it bud!"
T-"Ey,ey, see a doctor alright? Not Glitch or me."
Tommy said as he backed away
T-"Jesus."
P-"Tommy, Glitch. Where's Quackity?"
W-"I WILL GO AND FIND YOUR FRIEND!"
R-"No! I think we found him!"
I said as I went over to Quackity.
(Going back to my old writing style. Also this is a time skip to the end of the stream)
" You killed my cousin!" Wilbur screamed from downstairs and my avatar turned to him. "HEH!?" I exclaimed as Keith the dragon turned to me. "MY FUCKING WIFE!" He exclaimed and went at me, launching me into the void in the process while I didn't move. "WHAT!?" I screamed as the call erupted into laughter and Wilbur dove down to 'save me' while also dying in the process. Once we respawned I looked at Wilbur's normal Minecraft skin. " Oh hey, what happened-" he tried to say as I started hitting him repeatedly. My face was red at this point. "Ah! Wait, no, stop! Glitch, I'm at one heart!-" he said before his death came up on the screen.
Wilbur spot was slain by Glitched!
The entire call went into laughter as we ended our streams.
In the middle of ending my stream Wilbur came into my room. "IM LIVE! I'm live!" I screamed not knowing who it was as Wilbur walked towards my mic and took my headphones from me. "Bye Glitch's stream! I now need to teach her not to kill me." He said with a laughs as chat became reckless making accusations. "WILBUR!" I yelled hiding my very red face as I heard Haley burst out loudly laughing from the other room. Damn, she finds joy in my misery. "A-Anyways! Bye chat!" I said as I quickly turned off stream. God that was or already has been clipped. God, chat is gonna blackmail me... I turned to Wilbur, "Why did you say that!" I yelled face red. He just smiled and stood me up. " Go to the kitchen, food is ready. And Clay nearly burned the flat down in the process." He said smiling as he grabbed my hand and quickly took me to the kitchen while I was trying to process everything. " oh hey you tw-" Clay said. He was the first to notice my hand. A sly smile formed on his lips. "So, Glitch. You and Wilbur, Ey?" He said smirking as Haley and George looked at us smiling. "Might as we'll be." Wilbur said smiling as I spun around and sprinted back to my room. I was not about to face this type of confrontation. I locked my door and went to my chair and sat into it while still wearing the hoodie Wilbur let me use. "Why do I feel like this. I mean I know that I like him but he doesn't feel the same way... does he? There is no way he could, there are so many other people in the world. Why would he choose someone like me." I guess while in the middle of thinking I didn't hear the master key open my door and Wilbur walk in. I guess he was quiet so I didn't hear him because when he wrapped his arms around my chair and myself I nearly screamed until I noticed it was Wilbur. "I-I! I can explain! No- wait- how long have you been there?!" I asked as I turned in a panic as he smiled and pulled me out of the chair again and got me standing. He hugged me again. "Don't lie to yourself. I do like you back. And I didn't choose you, I can't chose someone who I think is the love of my life." (Yes I'm cheesy, get over it.) He said as he looked down at me with nothing but care and admiration in his eyes. My eyes started to water as I hugged him again and buried my face into his chest as he just held me there. I started to cry a bit, y'know, because I thought he could never care about someone who was once broken. But then I realized something I had talked about with my mom one time. I asked her what love was. She said it was when you care about someone unconditionally they can become something called your yellow. Your yellow is someone who makes you feel amazing, cared for. Someone who makes your life worth living. Someone you wake up every day to see. She said you know it's Love when you don't want to sleep because reality is finally better than dreaming. I noticed something just then. I think Wilbur is my yellow... he is the only reason i wake up and get out of bed. He makes me so happy. He doesn't use me. I pulled away from his chest and looked up at him. We stared at each other for a moment before I grabbed his collar and his head towards my own and... well, I kielssed him, I let go of his collar when my eyes closed and wrapped my arms around his neck as he kissed back. It was short but amazing. We pulled back and looked at each other before I started smiling and laughing as he did the same. " does this mean I can call you my girlfriend?" He asked. (Btw this is two days before he leaves. I know it's wacky just go with it. Also idk if I said one week at some point but now he has stayed for two weeks. Mk? Mk, again,just go with it.) I smiled at him. " what do you think Mr.Soot?" I said as I looked at him and he closed in for another kiss before I pulled away. "Now, I need to dress for bed. So I would like you to leave my room so I can change." I said as I walked to my dresser. He frowned but left with a quick goodnight and a love you. As soon as the door closed I collapsed onto the floor and reached my hand to my lips. Who knew... one night could bring so much happiness. He leaves in two days. I want to get touch bracelets. I hop onto my computer and order the bracelet so when he goes back and when we miss each other we can just tap and would know that we miss each other and all that. (Btw I live the smaller circular ones with the moon and sun. I want to get them so bad but they are nearly two hundred dollars.😭)
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Hello lovelies, hope you enjoyed this chapter. I know it's odd but i put a lot of work and time into it. Thank you so much!
Love you all! <3