Yo, Match! Check this out! (groans)
STAPY
Stapy bends one of his staples into the shape of Four.
Stapy
TA-DA!
Ew. And what's like, that supposed to be, anyway?
MATCH
Uh, isn't it obvious? It's my favorite host, of course!
STAPY
Don't you mean, like, our favorite host? Look, look, Four's here! He's like, here!
MATCH
Ha-ha! Of course, little Matchy! It's time for the grand finale! I could never miss this! Where's my final two?
FOUR
Over here! You are the best host ever! Even better than Ice Cube could ever be as the host!
BRACELETY
Your obsession with Ice Cube confuses me, but I appreciate it nonetheless.
FOUR
And I have a much, much lower appreciation of Ice Cube, but I also agree you're probably better than her. Maybe. Everyone! Let's all chant Four's name!
PENCIL
Four! Four! Four! Four!
FIREYJR
(with Firey Jr.) Four! Four! Four! Four!
8BALL
Wow! Ha ha! Thank you so much for the support, everyone!
FOUR
(above) Say, he's been gone for a while. I wonder when Four's coming back.
FLOWER
Coming back? Four, what does this mean?
FIREYJR
No! Nothing! It's nothing!
FOURMAD
The background starts to shake.
Coming back? Come back, Four!
BRACELETY
Did you go somewhere, Four?
LIY
Wait, you left? Where to?
PENCIL
Four, what did it mean, "coming back"? What happened?
8BALL
Like, tell us already! Don't leave us, like, in the dark!
MATCH
Uh, hello? (taps Four) Anybody home in there? Where did you go?
FIREYJR
Just let me stay! Let me stay in here forever!
FOURANGRY
(above) Flower?! What on Four did you just do?!
GELATIN
The camera pans to the Four cactus, and then pans to Flower and Gelatin
Uh.. Flower?! What on Four did you just do?!
GELATIN
Nothing! I didn't think I did anything.. What the--?!
FLOWER
The ground cracks forming Four's mouth
Flower! What happened?! What do we do?!
GELATIN
The shaking stops.
What the petal was that?!
FLOWER
Uhh, well whatever it was has seems to be over.
GELATIN
This is your warning: Let me stay in here forever! And leave me aloooooooo-
FOUREVIL
Four continues yelling.
Yikes! We're sorry! Ok we're sorry! We're sorry! We're sorry!
FLOWER
ooooooooooooooo-
FOUREVIL
The face descends into the ground.
Ehehe! Looks like that's all over! Roll credits!
GELATIN
Silence.
Oooor we can keep the episode going or something maybe-
GELATIN
Let's go help! Right now! (runs off)
FLOWER
Yeah that was my other idea! End the episode oooor... uhhh... find help or whatever, either works.
GELATIN
Profily
HELLO, X'Y!
Hmmmmmmmmm-
X
You haven't moved in a good few- (looks at their golden watch) Wait, I think this watch is off by a couple of minutes. (fixes watch) Ok! It's fixed! So you haven't moved in a few couple of months so I was wondering if you wanted to come join us in the TV Studio or something.
PROFILY
No! I'm all good. Staying right here, thanks.
X
Why there? Why not where I am, or maybe here? Or why not here?
PROFILY
THIS is the exact spot where Four descended into the desert, and I'm not leaving his side!
X
Then I'll join you for a little bit! (sits with X) We sure are good friends!
PROFILY
Well then, I, uhhhh... will be thankful! So YEAH! Thank you. My tone is ANGRY! Because the FOUR situation. My THANK YOUs are GENUINE! So yeah, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
X
Pans to the Grand Cake.
So, Bubble? The Grand Cake isn't so hideous this time, is it?
ANNOUNCER
I don't know how to tell you this, but, it might actually be worse.
BUBBLE
In denial, I suppose. Surprise, surprise.
ANNOUNCER
Guys! We came here as fast as we could!
FLOWER
Something really big happened you guys! So basica-
GELATIN
True. And that big thing is that the final episode has begun. So let's begin.
ANNOUNCER
No! Announcer, not that! We REALLY-
FLOWER
Shush. It is quiet time for you. Let's begin.
ANNOUNCER
Intro.
We have a large crowd watching us today.
ANNOUNCER
WOO! THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME! THIS IS AWESOME!!
BIRTHDAY CAKE
Wow! What a big crowd!
GELATIN
Um- it seems I forgot to send out all the other invitations. Oh no.
ANNOUNCER
Don't worry! One of me in the audience is better than 50 of some other randoms, anyways.
BIRTHDAY CAKE
That's good to hear. Today's Cake at Stake will determine the winner of this entire season of BFB. That lucky munchkin will receive 3 prizes, the most for one contestant ever.
ANNOUNCER
Birthday Cake
WOOOO! YAAAAAAAY!
Thank you, Birthday Cake. Speaking of cake, the first of the prizes is the Grand Cake.
ANNOUNCER
(mumbles) I dunno, that looks kinda weird. That's kinda... oh, geez, that cake uh... that's a bit of a fixer upser.
FLOWER
I spent all day on it.
ANNOUNCER
(mumbles) I dunno, that looks kinda weird. That's kinda-
FLOWER
I was expecting you guys to give a nicer reply after I said all that. Whatever. The second prize is the BFB.
ANNOUNCER
Yeah, sick! (beatboxes)
GELATIN
The BFB repeats Gelatin's beatboxing.
And finally, the...
ANNOUNCER
Flower
THE... WHAT?
The... (sigh), the BFDI.
ANNOUNCER
Flower and Gelatin chatter excitedly.
So without further ado, I'm curious. Eliminated contestants, I wanna know your opinion on who would want to win the season of BFB.
ANNOUNCER
Me! My opinion is that it'd be pretty awesome if I could win BFB.
BLOCKY
But Blocky, you aren't one of the possible contenders.
ANNOUNCER
Pssh! Yeah, I know that.
BLOCKY
So, why did you think that would?
ANNOUNCER
But I just thought you wanted to know my opinion, so I thought I could fudge the rules and-
BLOCKY
Announcer
BLOCKY.
Blocky
WHAT?
Announcer
STOP TALKING.
Blocky frowns like Eraser in BFDI 9 and BFDI 25.
Back to reality now. Who, among Flower and Gelatin, do you want to win?
ANNOUNCER
Uhh, uhh, hmm. Gelatin. Why not?
BALLOONY
Ooh, a Gelatin voter eh? I want to be a contrarian, so I'll vote Flower.
SPONGY
Ooh, me too! You get it fashion queen!
RUBY
Wait! But now we're the majority opinion! May I change my answer?
SPONGY
Announcer
NO, YOU MAY NOT.
Gelatin's got this! I always appreciate a guy who knows how to strut his style... by impersonating my style, and breaking the law and going to jail and-
LOSER
Alright, we'll just move on from that, I guess. You got this Gelatin! Sometimes one vote can mean everything!
TACO
Oh my bubble blower! Gelatin's just gotta win!
BUBBLE
Tacster made a great point about one vote meaning everything, and that's why I'm voting Flower.
BLOCKY
Thought we were buddies, Blockster.
TACO
Ohhh, right. Uhh, Gelatin it is then! Hah!
BLOCKY
Blocky slides to Announcer.
Hey! Just keep this between us, okay, Announcer? But I'm really gonna lock my vote in for Flower.
BLOCKY
(through a megaphone) Blocky's vote is now locked in for Flower.
ANNOUNCER
I'm gonna vote my friend Flower too! Hopefully a vote from one winner to another.
FIREY
Flower! Go, go, Flower!
WOODY
I've spent years and years with both of you so it's hard to choose between you!
PROFILY
Aw, that's so true! Profily's relationships with both of these finalists is so complex and dates back so far, it must be so hard for them to choose!
BALLOONY
But I'm feeling like a nature lover today! Good luck gal!
PROFILY
Heyy, why do you get a vote!? Ehem! If funny circle friend...
PURPLE FACE
Profily
PROFILY.
If Profily can vote, I can too! And I'm voting Gelatin, just to spite Profily!
PURPLE FACE
Well, I'm voting for Flower!
LOLLIPOP
Everyone gasps.
Lollipop, why!? Newbie Alliance, remember?
GELATIN
Because, I gave you my coloring and you- you purposefully threw it away! How could you!?
LOLLIPOP
Oh Lollipop, no! I could never erase your masterpiece! It's actually way simpler than that. All that happened is I had a really painful fiery death, and when I was respawned, I was just normal me again.
GELATIN
Ohhh, so you just died... I thought it was something serious or upsetting. Okay! I vote Gelatin!
LOLLIPOP
Gelatin
YAYY!
I vote Flower 'cause she's a plant! And also, she voted for me last time. Gotta pay it forward.
LEAFY
Thanks, plant buddy!
FLOWER
Teardrop, are you going to vote?
ANNOUNCER
Teardrop points at Gelatin, and a dotted line forms from her finger to Gelatin.
Thanks, Teadster! Really appreciate it!
GELATIN
So it's all tied up. 7-7. Thanks for nothing. I guess it all comes down to the viewers after all. So finally, we're going to need a drumroll.
ANNOUNCER
Don't worry! I'll be of assistance!
BIRTHDAY CAKE
Birthday Cake gets flinged while sputtering a drumroll.
Eliminated contestants. Make a good ol' drumroll for our current contestants. They deserve it.
ANNOUNCER
Lollipop, Leafy, and Profily do a disharmonic drumroll. Announcer sticks a piece of paper reading "GELATIN 48,890" on the voting screen.
Wow! Another insanely close vote. Good job everyone.
ANNOUNCER
(removing the piece of paper) This is clearly just paper.
GELATIN
I was trying to preserve your feelings by pretending it was closer than it was.
ANNOUNCER
Gelatin
OH. UH, I SEE.
Flower, you received 48,891 votes out of a total of 77,131 votes. Congratulations. You win BFB alongside the three prizes this Cake at Stake awards you with.
ANNOUNCER
Oh my meat factory. Well! At least this makes me the runner-up! Congrats, Flower! Good game!
GELATIN
You too, Gelly Man!
FLOWER
The BFB glows.
Uh, guys? The BFB screen thing. Magic- uh, what's happening to it?
BALLOONY
Is this thing deep-frying?
FIREY
The BFB starts to ascend.
Firey
WHAT THE?
Balloony
SO BEAUTIFUL!
The BFB turns into a deep-fried image similar to the BFDI before it falls down.
Wow! There it is! The BFB!
RUBY
Ruby squirts mustard onto the BFB.
This is gonna be de-lish!
RUBY
Ruby licks the BFB.
Guys? I knew it was tasty. But with mustard? No competition, guys. No competition. Now where did I leave my ketchup?
RUBY
Stop putting condiments on the prize of the season. Flower, here is the Grand Cake. Feel free to put condiments on this prize for the season.
ANNOUNCER
Uhh, thanks! I guess.
FLOWER
And here's the BFB.
ANNOUNCER
I still can't believe this is happening! I won BFB!? Like really!?
FLOWER
Still not appreciative, huh Flower?
CARROTCAKE1
Oh gosh. Not you Carrot Cakes again! Just slap me and be on with it!
FLOWER
Don't worry. Nothing like that today. I'm just here to deliver you your happy thought!
CARROTCAKE1
The happy thought starts.
And the winner of BFB is Gelatin.
ANNOUNCER
Yes! I did it! Newbie alliance, we did it guys! It paid off!
GELATIN
Congrats, Jell-o. We did it buddy.
LOLLIPOP
And here's your BFB of course.
ANNOUNCER
Gelatin
YOO! LET'S GO!
Congratulations on the win, Gelatin. You deserve it.
FLOWER
Thanks so much, Flower! You're a great competitor!
GELATIN
The happy thought ends.
Soo, what was the happy thought, Flower?
FIREY
Well, you're my friend so I can trust you, right?
FLOWER
Sure, buddy!
FIREY
I... look! I'm happy I won and all, but I think I would've also been happy if Gelatin won. Maybe it'll be cool if I shared a prize with him or something.
FLOWER
I'm not gonna tell what to do with your prize because it's yours. But I'll just say, I had an opportunity to share my prize with someone close to me. And I made a mistake. Whereas right now, you have an opportunity Flower.
FIREY
Hmm, thanks Firey.
FLOWER
Second place ain't half bad, buddy. I'm proud of you.
LOLLIPOP
Thank you! I forgot we were competing for a while.
GELATIN
You what? For how long?
LOLLIPOP
Three years or so.
GELATIN
Yo, Jelly Head!
FLOWER
Hey Flower! Congrats again on the win!
GELATIN
I think in a lot of ways, you truly won, Gelatin.
FLOWER
Gelatin
HUH? HOW SO?
Look at the alliance you made, Jell-o! I might've won the season but you made a lot of close relationships! Nothing beats that.
FLOWER
Yeah, I guess there is a victory in everything. Thanks, Flower!
GELATIN
I also think you've earned this. (gives the BFB to Gelatin)
FLOWER
W-what? W- Flower? Y-y-y-you won this! Right, Lollipop? Flower won this right?
GELATIN
Lollipop
(NODS)
O-okay, Flower, you won this!
GELATIN
I wanted to win the show, Jell-o. I've done that. I think you deserve this and you clearly want it, haha!
FLOWER
This really means a lot to me! Thanks so much, Flower!
GELATIN
Flower and Gelatin hug.
That was so cool! All right, Jelly Boy. Let's see how this BFB thing works anyway.
LOLLIPOP
Alrighty! Do I just open it like a book? A-and... (activates the BFB)
GELATIN
The BFB plays Getting Teardrop to Talk.
Woah, it's episode one of the season, guys! It's literally BFB! (fast forwards the BFB to BFB 3) And I could scrub along and... (scrubs to BFB 4) Guys, look! (scrubs to BFB 5) It's all our little moments throughout the season! (scrubs to BFB 8) Why did my voice sound so weird back then? (scrubs to BFB 6) Look! Teadster! It's you! And... OMG! I gotta check this out! (scrubs to Gelatin beatboxing in BFB 16) Here it is! See? Pretty cool, right folks?
GELATIN
And I thought once was enough! Haha!
LOLLIPOP
(rewinds the beatboxing clip twice)
GELATIN
No, seriously, once was more than enough.
LOLLIPOP
Gelatin
(REWINDS MORE)
Gelatin. Take the hint. Once was enough.
LOLLIPOP
(pauses the BFB) Heh! Sorry.
GELATIN
This is pretty cool though. Seems like Four has somehow made this high-tech deep-fried seasonal block that preserves all the video footage of this season! Fascinating! I wonder if he was involved in the making of the BFDI prize too. Then-
LOLLIPOP
Gelatin
BEATBOX.
Sigh... Yes, Gelatin. Beatbox. But I wonder why Four would go through so much effort to make these?
LOLLIPOP
'Cause he's dumb?
GELATIN
(sarcastically) Yes. That is exactly correct.
LOLLIPOP
And I believe I'm owed one more prize. Right, Speakery?
FLOWER
Uh, yep. You win the f-the, uh, e-the, yikes, the.
ANNOUNCER
The BFDI. Come on Announcer, we went through enough to win this.
FLOWER
Sigh. Fine. A competition is a competition. You've earned it. Here is the BFDI.
ANNOUNCER
Thank you! I-I-I- give it! Announcer! Give it!
FLOWER
(gets the BFDI) Hah! Gelatin or Flower? Having the BFDI? I don't think so! It's Purple Face time! (laughs)
PURPLE FACE
Was wondering when you were gonna, y'know, do what you do. Makes sense.
BALLOONY
(chasing Purple Face) Purple Face, get back here! That BFDI is not yours!
FLOWER
Announcer
YEAH, IT'S MINE.
(screaming) Also not true!
FLOWER
Purple Face. You are not taking off with that prize that easily.
ANNOUNCER
Guys! Let's help Flower grab her prize! After Purple Bro!
FIREY
The Have Nots (except Spongy and Loser) chase Purple Face.
What's even his plan here?
BLOCKY
Look's like he's heading for the gold bus!
TACO
(goes inside the gold bus)
PURPLE FACE
Quickly, guys!
WOODY
(laughs deviously) The ultimate escape! I'll just hide the BFDI under this seat here, and drive! (laughs) Now I'm swiftly away from all those annoying contest-!
PURPLE FACE
Uhhh, I was relaxing here.
SPONGY
Will you tell anyone where I hid the BFDI? Is this gonna be a problem?
PURPLE FACE
I won't tell anyone if I can just relax here in peace.
SPONGY
Purple Face
SURE THING!
Then my lips are sealed!
SPONGY
Quick, everyone! Or slowly. We're not exactly in a rush here.
FIREY
The Have Nots, except Spongy and Loser, enters the bus.
Duh! What! Curses! You're somehow caught up quick! Too bad you'll never know where I hid the BFDI! (laughs schemingly)
PURPLE FACE
Purple Face hid it under a chair at the back of the bus.
SPONGY
You... YOU... said you wouldn't tell anyone about that! Goober!
PURPLE FACE
I said I wouldn't as long as I could relax in peace, and you broke that deal, dum-dum.
SPONGY
Purple Face
G-GRRRRRRRRR!
In the desert.
Hello once again, yellow friend! Still here, I see?
PROFILY
This is the last episode! BFB means so much to him! I just know he'll come back!
X
So, anyway, can you explain this whole desert thing to me anyway? Where is he?
PROFILY
He's right here. On the ground. Pat. Pat.
X
Okay. And you are right here. Pat, pat, paaaaaat...
PROFILY
(displays Four's mind) Four is just living in their own head right now. I've just been here watching all these weird BFDI episodes they keep scripting out.
X
W-w-wait, what?
PROFILY
See? He's making a season finale with Pencil and Bracelety right now.
X
Well, that's good news at least! Close to the end of the season!
PROFILY
This is the 43rd hypothetical season. I've watched them run through their head.
X
Ah. Not as good then, is it? Say, how did I do in this season?
PROFILY
Uhh, you're not exactly in this season.
X
Not in it as in I'm... not in the final two? Because I came third? Aha, I will take it!
PROFILY
Uhh, yeah. Third. Let's go with that, why not?
X
I suppose they're, like, escaping because they didn't feel wanted, huh?
PROFILY
Like, with the Speakery host stuff?
X
I mean, the whole Pillary Ruins, too! I guess. Remember when Four was in jail? And the party stuff? No one cared. And everyone loving Announcery Ferfouncery must've been rough. I dunno. No one wants to be forgotten and brushed aside. I know that better than anyone.
PROFILY
Wait. So, you think Four would come back if... we just showed him we cared about him?
X
Of course! I mean, that's why they left in the first place right? What we need to do is give Four a big, big, hug!
PROFILY
Profily hugs a Four cactus, ascends and warps.
(screams) Someone help me! Guys! Whatever you do! Don't hug the cactus! It's deadly, I'm serious! (pops)
PROFILY
Profily gets revived by X.
Let's ignore that last moment, but maybe if I try hugging the ground, huh? (hugs ground)
PROFILY
Yeah... anyway, thank you Profily! I have to go.
X
Oh? So I guess I'll, uh, just stay here then, haha. Profily and Four time! Haha. Hmm? Hey Four... Can you hear me? (pats) Wake up! Four... Little Four, it's time to wake up now!
PROFILY
In Four's head.
Wow! I'm so glad I won the prize! This, uh, this thing. It's really good!
PENCIL
You're very welcome! We've done so many seasons. We were running out of prizes. But thankfully, that one is really good!
FOUR
That's what I just said.
PENCIL
The ground starts to shake and Profily's voice is heard from the sky.
Hey Four... Can you hear me? Wake up! (knocks) Four... Little Four, it's time to wake up now!
PROFILY
What's, uh, what's going on out there? And who was that? Have you tried waking up?
STAPY
M-wake up? Uh-I don't want to though.
FOUR
We don't need 'em, Four! You can stay here! Forever! We all like you, at least!
BRACELETY
Why did you emphasize we? Who doesn't like me?
FOUR
Oh, like, Four! You know the answer to that! Hah hah hah hah!
MATCH
Everyone except us! But don't worry Four, I don't have a favorite number. But I do have a favorite host! You.
8BALL
Oh man. I made you guys up, didn't I? None of this is even real, is it?
FOUR
Great detective work, buddy. Did that take you all day? (sarcastic clapping)
PENCIL
So even the fake version of you that I made up in my head still behaves like this, huh?
FOUR
Ahahahahahahahah! Even, like, your fake friends inside your own head hate you.
MATCH
And it doesn't even stop here! Everyone up there hates me too!
FOURMAD
(deadpan) Don't say that...
LIY
They rejected me! They liked their little speaker box! Well then they can have him. I get it guys. I'll never be as good!
FOURMAD
But then, why won't they leave you alone?
MATCH
Very good question, Match!
FOUR
I'm you. I'm a figment of your imagination, remember?
MATCH
Uh, yes. I get that.
FOUR
I'm just, like, pointing out that you just, like, complimented yourself on your own idea. Yikes.
MATCH
Okay, this conversation derailed rather quickly. Regardless! They all pushed me away! And now they won't leave me alone. Well you know what I say to that? Imaginary 8-Ball, they don't get to have me back. They can keep the weird speaker box forever!
FOURMAD
They won't even care.
8BALL
Grr! (shoots eye lasers at 8-Ball)
FOURMAD
And you wonder why they all rejected you, huh?
LIY
This is not my fault!
FOURMAD
David
SERIOUSLY?
You kill people for fun, and you torture us with eternal math! And get angry if we don't do it!
FIREYJR
Not to mention the guilt-tripping and overpossessiveness!
STAPY
M-stop talking! I don't need you imaginary folks anyway! (snaps the imaginary EXITors away) In fact, I don't need any of you! Real or not! Hrnggg! (grows and does an evil laugh)
FOURMAD
Back to the desert.
Guys! Please! Can you all help me?
X
U-whatever you need little X! Don't I need to avenge you for something or whatever?
LOLLIPOP
Never mind that. Help me with this, and we'll consider the score even. I need you all to help me save Four!
X
Save Four!? What if he pulls my fingers again?
BALLOONY
And, when he did pull your finger, there was no punchline!
RUBY
It also really hurt me!
BALLOONY
Yeah, but, the worst part was that there was no "pull my finger" punchline.
RUBY
You want us to save Four? I mean, Four wouldn't save us!
LOSER
You all chose to partake in Four's show. Please just help me get him back. If not for him, then for me! Please!
X
X never steered us wrong, guys! Come on! (to X) So what do you need pal?
GELATIN
Just, follow me and.. bring the BFB.
X
You got it! Hup! Hup! Hup!
GELATIN
(building sandcastles using blue dirt) ♪Lalala, building sandcastles, minding my own business, and singing to myself like the legend that I am!♪
PROFILY
Four rises from the desert as a sand structure.
Wait just one second! My sandcastles are good but I don't remember building THAT one, am I right, folks? Hahahaha!
PROFILY
Close your mouth and LEAVE ME ALONE!
FOUREVIL
Huh, y'know, it's kinda weird. All this Four talk and now it feels like I'm seeing him everywhere I look!
PROFILY
Back to the golden bus.
Spongy said the BFDI is under the seat. Quick, let's grab it!
LEAFY
Nope! No, no, nooo! This is my BFDI, now and forever!
PURPLE FACE
Why are you DOING this, Purple breath?!
TACO
I understand the feeling of wanting to steal something, but why the BFDI, Purple Man?
LEAFY
Oh, Hnhnhnwahaha! You want to know the truth behind my evil schemes, huh? Well...
PURPLE FACE
Scene cuts to Purple Face's final 14 flashback. During the flashback, you'll almost hear the Announcer talking.
Remember back in the final 14, where if you move the camera to the right, Profily was there? Well, if you move the camera to the left, Announcer was there!
PURPLE FACE
(In flashback) Hey guys, what's up?
ANNOUNCER
If you move the camera up, I was there, ALL ALONG!
PURPLE FACE
(In flashback) Ah, yes. I am evil! And I have evil, big wings too!
PURPLE FACE
Scene cuts back to the golden bus.
Actual answer, RIGHT NOW!
FIREY
BECAUSE NONE OF YOU RESPECT MEEE!
PURPLE FACE
Scene cuts to Profily and Four.
I was furious when I was sent to the Pillary Ruins at first. But now I realize that's the best fate for me. Alone and forgotten. But at least I'll be in PEACE!
FOUREVIL
Four flees the desert.
Profily! What just happened over here?
X
Sounded like Four was heading back to the Pillary Ruins, folks.
PROFILY
Ooh! I know how to get there super fast! (takes out the FreeSmart Van) The FreeSmart Supervan!
RUBY
Oh no! I thought this thing got wrecked!
LOLLIPOP
Well, it's been a while, Lolly. I fixed it.
RUBY
(sarcastically) That's... that's great!
LOLLIPOP
Noice thinking Ruby! You're so smoirt!
BUBBLE
I know... Now, everyone get in!
RUBY
The Have Cots and X get in.
Is there a radio on this thing?
GELATIN
That's broken... but luckily, I have my voice-box.
RUBY
Ruby, don't you dare!
LOLLIPOP
In the desert.
You guys don't thank me for the TV idea? I keep being confused HOSTING stuff! I-I-I bet you guys wish, I was back, in my box, don't you?
PURPLE FACE
Announcer
A LITTLE BIT.
Purple Man! I think your contributions have been great!
LEAFY
Yeah! Remember the sweater I gave you? The Earth took a major toll for that piece of art. That's for sure.
FLOWER
Purple Face
HMM... TRUE.
(wrests the BFDI with Purple Face) So give me the BFDI right this second!
FLOWER
Purple Face
GUH T- P- BWAHH!
The BFDI lands in front of Announcer.
No! I need something for my hard work!
PURPLE FACE
Back where it belongs. It's my show. It belongs to me.
ANNOUNCER
(kicks Announcer) Well, I won the first season! I deserve it the most!
FIREY
(seizes the BFDI) Well, I want to rewatch the Barf Bag contest. Clearly my motivation is best so I deserve it.
TACO
I already let Firey lose one prize. I won't let him lose another!
LEAFY
(gets the BFDI) Hnn-cah! No more fighting, or else no one keeps it!
WOODY
(crushes Woody) I deserve it! I've been eliminated FOUR times!
SPONGY
BFDI stands for my very own show! Think it's mine, guys.
BLOCKY
Hand it over!
LEAFY
Announcer
IT'S MINE.
Everyone on the bus groans tugging the prize. Back to the Supervan.
We haven't seen Four since the desert. The lack of Four sightings is alarming. Maybe we should turn around?
LOLLIPOP
Luckily, we have a very special, smart friend for this type of stuff. Droplet. Do you notice anything unusual nearby that can relate to Four?
GELATIN
(scouts and points at the tree Four possessed, with a dotted line hitting Four.)
TEARDROP
Gah! Just leave me alone already. (flees the forest)
FOUREVIL
Great work, gang! After him!
X
Everyone on the bus groans still tugging the prize. The bus trips over. Everyone screams.
What the... What just happened?
FLOWER
The world went sideways, duh. Clearly someone didn't take Gelatin's earth class.
FIREY
I think the bus is dangling from something.
ANNOUNCER
The bus dangles over the cliff.
You didn't stop the bus, Purple Bro?
BLOCKY
It drives by itself. Once I got it started, you all distracted me! This is all your fault! Not mine at all!
PURPLE FACE
Guys. Okay, everybody just calm down. Just hand me the BFDI, and then we can just all be done with this.
SPONGY
Cut it OUT! What has gotten INTO all of you!? The BFDI is cool but this is so reckless and ridiculous. Everyone get off this bus before we all die! Nothing is worth this type of nonsense!
TACO
Alright, gang. We're gonna need to climb up outta here! Quickly everyone!
BLOCKY
Everyone gets out of the bus except Flower, Announcer and Purple Face.
Uh... Where's Flower, guys?
LEAFY
And Purpley Boy?
FIREY
And the Speaker Box?
BLOCKY
Don't tell me they all stayed on that bus!
LEAFY
The BFDI is still in there too!
TACO
Everyone on the bus does the BFB reaction.
I need it! I've worked so hard for it this season!
FLOWER
As of I! I need it more than anyone!
PURPLE FACE
BFDI is literally mine. I deserve this. Pretty please?
ANNOUNCER
But I won it!
FLOWER
I haven't been paid all season! This is payment enough for me!
PURPLE FACE
I waited for years to return for this. Don't let it go to waste.
ANNOUNCER
Oh, why is it so important, Speaker Face? Just get another copy!
PURPLE FACE
That's exactly it. This is the only remaining copy of the entire show.
ANNOUNCER
Purple Face and Flower look shocked.
The Supervan reaches the courthouse which is currently possessed by Four.
We can see you Four.
LOSER
Not a great disguise, buddy!
BALLOONY
Curses! (escapes)
FOUREVIL
I can't believe he's protesting this much! BFB means so SO much to him!
X
Gelatin
REALLY? WHY?
Oh! Well, back in the day, BFDI was his favorite show.
X
'Kay! U- wait, really?
GELATIN
So, wait. None of it is preserved, like, at all!?
FLOWER
Some clips exist on the internet, but this is the last existing archive of the whole show. It's my life's work. I need it.
ANNOUNCER
Wanna talk about life's work? My entire life's work was starring in one Yellow Face commercial. Then I was boxed away and then a-then I did a variety hour! I've only done enough things to fit on one hand! (sticks out three-digited hand)
PURPLE FACE
Hey. The hand gag is mine.
ANNOUNCER
You're not giving yourself enough credit, Purple Bro. You hosted a Cake at Stake and explored an oven with us! Sometimes you can tell you aren't welcome if people questioned why you're around. But I don't think anyone did that with you! We got used to seeing you around and if anything, it was nice to have a host around that we knew wouldn't blast a laser at us every three seconds. Truly, you've been integral to BFB, Purpley. We really like you being here with us.
FLOWER
Wow. Thank you, Flower.
PURPLE FACE
The Supervan parks behind the High-speed Express Train.
It's the high-speed express train! Thanks, Supervan. You've done a great job.
GELATIN
The Have Cots, Loser, and X get off.
Fantastic use of the van, Ruby!
GELATIN
It's great this thing is back in action! Alright, guys. Let's all board the express train! We can beat Four back to the Pillary Ruins!
LOLLIPOP
(appears from the ground) Wow! That train does look fast! Thanks for the idea, Lolly Head! (possesses the train) Leave me alone, folks! Choo choo! (Four speeds off)
FOUREVIL
Maybe we... shouldn't have announced our plans.
LOLLIPOP
I feel conflicted. On the one hand, I find Four's presence very scary and alarming, but then he goes and says "Choo choo!" which must be like the least threatening phrase ever. Y'know what I mean?
BALLOONY
Choo choo! (punches Balloony to half deflation) Think again, Balloon buddy!
RUBYHWA
Luckily we have a backup! The steam train is still here!
GELATIN
Excellent idea, my friend! Everyone, get on!
LOLLIPOP
Everyone gets in.
Okay! N-okay... Mmmaybe, I'm being selfish by wanting the BFDI so badly.
PURPLE FACE
You have an interesting definition of the word "maybe".
ANNOUNCER
Flower, you earned it. Thanks for making me realize. I'm not just some dumb cameo in a commercial. You know, Flower, you've really changed. I'm heading out. See you folks, outside!
PURPLE FACE
Well it's just us now. I guess we can argue and argue over who gets it, but maybe that's not fair. You did win it.
ANNOUNCER
Nah, I don't want it anymore. What Purple Face just said, that's worth the win in itself. Keep the BFDI, buddy. Let's get out of this death trap.
FLOWER
Flower and Announcer step out.
I've decided that the BFDI belongs to our Speakery pal here. Anyway, glad that's settled! I guess every finale has something wild in it but it's all settled now.
FLOWER
Agree. Thank goodness there's not some other even bigger conflict going on. That would be lame.
FIREY
So, is it just me that notices the desert is no longer blue?
LEAFY
Hegh, we're not quite finished are we?
FLOWER
-So... what? Four was a big fan of BFDI, you said?
LOLLIPOP
Yeah, I mean, we definitely have free time. Wanna explain that?
GELATIN
Four wasn't just a big fan, Four was... the BIGGEST fan! Bigger than you can possibly imagine.
X
Flashback.
(narrating) He'd sit and memorize BFDI episodes. He was in LOVE with it!
X
(in flashback) Still watching that BFBDFI show thing? Are you?
X
Uh huh! Oh! Shh! This is my favorite scene of this episode!
FOUR
(on the TV) Let's take some time to commemorate Blocky's elimination.
ANNOUNCER
No! Pssh. Let's not do that.
PENCIL
I agree! Let's not.
LEAFY
(along with Leafy) I agree! Let's not.
FOUR
(on the TV) Fine. Whatever.
ANNOUNCER
One day, X, people are gonna be quoting me! I'm gonna be on that show.
FOUR
Really, Four?
X
The world's gonna know my name. I'll be the favorite. (smirks) I'll be the favorite.
FOUR
(narrating) Once the second season finished, Four compiled all of his recordings of the episodes into a block, creating the BFDI.
X
End of the flashback.
And I think that might be the only preservation of the first two seasons left.
X
Wow. He was such a huge super fan, and he got his chance to host the show and...
GELATIN
We all rejected him.
LOLLIPOP
I just want to point out though, Four was kind of mean to us.
BUBBLE
That's true, too.
LOLLIPOP
Maybe, we were all a little mean here.
GELATIN
The steam train comes to a complete stop, and the contestants get off.
But, we have time to fix any damage! Let's save our favorite alien friend!
GELATIN
XAngry
HEY!
Uh- One of our favorite alien friends. Hurray, let's do it!
GELATIN
Everyone runs.
Hello, we are back!
FLOWER
Profily
OH WHY HELLO.
So what happened?
LEAFY
Well, you guys all left, but then you came back.
PROFILY
Did you somehow think we were asking you what happened to us? What happened to everyone else?
FLOWER
Ohh. Four became conscious again and flipped to the Pillary Ruins. I think.
PROFILY
What? Guys, we need to go help right now!
FLOWER
Profily
NAH.
Huh, we have to help!
WOODY
They've got it covered. I'm sure they'll know what to do.
PROFILY
So what are you suggesting we do in the meantime? Nothing.
ANNOUNCER
Actually, I had a better idea! I'm gonna need help setting something up, folks.
PROFILY
We cut to Gelatin's gang inside the temple of the Pillary Ruins.
Where could he be?
BUBBLE
I really thought this would be the landmark in the Pillary Ruins you would come to. Sorry guys.
RUBY
I know one final place he might be, and I know it all too well. (Balloony heads to the BRB) Yup, guys I found him.
BALOONY
Where, Balloony?
RUBY
Right, up there. (Balloony points to the BRB, which Four has possessed.)
BALLOONY
Teardrop, you know how to just run up to this thing, right?
GELATIN
Teardrop nods her head.
Then take it away Tearster! You got this buddy.
LOLLIPOP
Everyone, hold hands and hold on tight! We're heading up to the BRB!
GELATIN
Everyone holds hands with each other as Teardrop runs up the BRB.
I asked you to leave me alone. You didn't listen. I asked to be here in the ruins by myself, but you didn't listen. There's only one place I can think of more lonely and empty than this place, and you've all PUSHED ME TO THIS!!! HNNNGH....
FOUREVIL
As Four strains, the building starts to shake. Cut to everyone else in the BRB.
What on Four's BRB is going on up there?
LOLLIPOP
I think he might be propelling UP! The BRB is landing, guys!!!
LOSER
As Loser speaks, the BRB begins to crack, then splits into two while the top half with Four and everyone else in it goes up.
Wheee! We're flying!!!
RUBY
This is not a happy occasion, Ruby!!!
BUBBLE
AHHHH!!! WE'RE FLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUBY
Everyone screams as the BRB keeps going up until it successfully reaches space. Everyone lands on the sun and Four sinks into it. Cut to everyone in the desert preparing the something.
I wonder how the saving Four stuff is going?
FLOWER
Firey and Flower see Four sink into the sun, turning everything blue, and Firey drops the F in his hand, startled.
About as well as I expected so far.
FLOWER
Meanwhile, Clock is seen running to Two, who is playing with building blocks.
Uh... Hey, Two! You're more powerful than Four, right? Can't you do something about this sun thing?
CLOCK
I don't know where you heard that. But, anyways, I'd rather stay out of it.
TWO
But, the sun is BLUE!
CLOCK
And I'm green!
TWO
Cut to everyone on the sun trying to get Four to talk.
Talk to us, Four! I demand it!
LOLLIPOP
FOUR!!! Time to chat now, buddy!!
BALLOONY
Here, Four, Four, Four! Heeeere, Four, Four, Four, Four, Four!
LOSER
Can't avoid your best mate Ruby for long, Four! It's time to chit-chat!
RUBY
Please! Why won't you all just LEAVE ME ALONE?! You don't want me as your host, I GET IT! Whatever. I've moved on, so WHY WON'T YOU-!?
FOUREVIL
BECAUSE WE'RE MAD, OK?!? We're mad at YOU, Four! YOU come in, and make us compete for these PRIZES, and you HURT US! And you're MEAN to us! And then we all choose to STILL compete for your prize, and you continue to hurt us, and, I-I don't know, pulling our fingers so we feel pain for your own BENEFIT?! Or, like, KILLING us, or doing that weird thing where you spin us into weird shapes?! And you put ALL OF US in CAGES for MONTHS?! We LIKE you, Four! That's why we stayed, but you can't expect us to remain fully committed when you don't even TREAT us nicely!
GELATIN
*X looks hurt for four*
X
Maybe... maybe I was too harsh there. I just-
GELATIN
No, you're right. I'm sorry.
FOUR
Thank you. And for what it's worth, Four, we're sorry too. We obviously enjoyed your hosting this season. People don't compete for 30 episodes for something they actively dislike. Sure, some people did move on, but what matters is that we stayed. We were here for you, buddy.
GELATIN
Yeah, we've had a great time being in your season, Four.
RUBY
And we got cool sweaters and did weird different challenges, like building a tower and stuff.
BUBBLE
And to be fair, while the BRB was rough, we did get tablets and stuff to use in those cages.
BALLOONY
It's been so fun, if only there was some way to show you how we've had fun.
LOSER
Flawless segue, Loser. But regardless, we can show you how much fun we had Four, with the BFB.
GELATIN
Gelatin activates the BFB. The BFB plays "Who Stole Donut's Diary?".
Let's party, Taco!
FLOWER
Cuts to "The Hidden Contestant.
X, you're a true blue friend!
FOUR
I'm not blue.
X
Cuts to "The Liar Ball You Don't Want". It plays the clip of everyone playing with the poppers.
Cuts to "Who Stole Donut's Diary?". It plays the clip of Leafy and Firey hugging.
Cuts to "Getting Teardrop to Talk".
Bell
WEEE!
Bell swings into Gelatin's fractal made out of forks, causing it to fall over.
YF
YAY!
Cuts to "Let's Raid The Warehouse".
Now we're climbing a mountain!
BUBBLE
It then cuts to the elimination in "Who Stole Donut's Diary?" while laughing noises from the beginning of "The Liar Ball You Don't Want" plays. Gelatin then pauses the BFB.
It's been a really fun season, Four. Thanks for hosting it.
GELATIN
Four unmerges himself from the Sun and reverts back to his original self.
You're welcome, Gelatin. Thanks for being such a great player. You're a true winner in my eyes. Congratulations on winning by the way.
FOUR
(laughs) Flower won.
GELATIN
Oh dear, I had a lot of money writing on that. Oh no, this is really like bad news guys.
FOUR
Maybe you can discuss this later.
GELATIN
Four! You're back!
X
X, it's great to see you! You're a true yellow friend.
FOUR
That's me!
X
Can we leave the Sun now? Three times here is overkill for one lifetime. (A drop falls) Also, I'm melting again.
LOLLIPOP
Sure thing! Let's get out of here.
FOUR
Four enlarges his hand and snaps his finger, causing everyone, including the top of the BRB, to teleport back to Earth.
Everyone
YAY!
You guys did it!
FLOWER
Yeah, and we couldn't have done it without the BFB, Flower! Thanks, again!
GELATIN
No worries, Jello. We should of been teaming up together for a long time! Seems like a good combination.
FLOWER
Very true, my friend.
GELATIN
Hey, Announcer, thanks for taking care of the end of the season.
FOUR
Announcer
WELL, IT IS MY-
I know, it's your show. And I'm sorry for taking it from you.
FOUR
I understand. And without you, we probably wouldn't have made another season. And I wouldn't have had the original seasons backed up, either. So, I don't know, I guess you're cool.
ANNOUNCER
He sure is, Speaker Friend!
X
Uh, now you're gonna thank me? For hosting episode 29 all by myself, too, Fourrr?
PURPLE FACE
(gasps) You did?
FOUR
He did. He actually saved the series. I, uh, nearly got it cancelled. Sorry about that.
ANNOUNCER
Well then, I owe a big thank you to you, Purply Head. You really outdid yourself.
FOUR
PFSmile
Y-YAY!
Also, not to break the celebration, but while those folks were saving you, we were working on something a little cool!
PROFILY
Oh gosh! What is it?
FOUR
Your very own party, Four! (party blower sound effect) I know we didn't come through for you a couple of rounds ago, but I hope this makes up for it.
PROFILY
Everyone, thank you so much! It's perfect!
FOUR
I mean, it was a group effort but a lot of this was Profily's doing. It was truly their idea.
LEAFY
(Gasp) You like it, yay yay yay!
PROFILY
Wow! then thank you Profily. Clearly it was the right decision to let you join the game.
FOUR
Correction, I was always in the game.
PROFILY
Well, I don't know about that.
FOUR
Well, I was so conversation over.
PROFILY
Anyway, I really appreciate it Profily. Thank you so much!
FOUR
(narrating) So we all had a fantastic party to finish the season, we played games and ate food, and just got to hang out without the stress of a competition holding us down.
GELATIN
Hey Bub, Ruby!
FLOWER
What's up?
RUBY
Wanna help me eat this grand cake?
FLOWER
Bubble
YOY!
Flower, Bubble, and Ruby eats the grand cake.
It must be nice for Flower and Gelatin to actually, like, use their prizes, huh?
LEAFY
(sighs) Well, Dream Island is all in the past, anyway. Onwards and upwards!
FIREY
Hey! Why don't we just find a new one?
LEAFY
What do you mean?
FIREY
We don't have Dream Island right now, but, like, we can always find a new island, and make it our Dream Island!
LEAFY
You... you wanna do that? 'Cause that sounds awesome!
FIREY
We have a lot of lost time to catch up on, Fireman! Let's do it!
LEAFY
Firey
LET'S GO!
FireyLeafy
(RUN AWAY PLAYFULLY)
(narrating over a montage) And, we all just got to relax and have fun for a while! And while some things stayed the same, (over an image of Flower and Gelatin's partnership store) some really cool new opportunities opened up too! (over an image of the hosts talking about a new season) And while some of us relaxed and took time off, some of us were keen to think ahead to the future! (montage ends) But really, any path seems like the right one to me, as long as I'm with my best friends. Anyway, so that's the comic I wrote, inspired by Teardrop's comics. What do you reckon she will think of it?
GELATIN
Oi'm syre she will love it!
BUBBLE
Has anyone actually seen Teardrop? She's been missing for, like, a day now.
RUBY
Hmm, well... I'm sure we'll see her again sooner than we think.
LOLLIPOP
Firey and Leafy are on a boat.
Alright! We got everything, Fireball?
LEAFY
You guys sure this is gonna be safe?
FLOWER
Surely. I guess just try recovering us every now and then, in case, y'know, ahahaha!
FIREY
Good luck, guys. I hope you find the Dream Island you're looking for.
FLOWER
Thanks, friendo! We'll miss you, Flower!
LEAFY
The boat sets off.
Congrats on winning, girl! You deserved it!
LEAFY
We'll see you soon!
FIREY
Bye, guys! I'll miss you!
FLOWER
Flower! There you are! Blocky and Woody need new guests for their show! I thought you'd be an awesome partner. Wanna go together?
GELATIN
That sounds awesome!
FLOWER
(runs back to Blocky and Woody)
GELATIN
I really did win, didn't I? Wait up, Gelatin! Wait for me!
FLOWER
To Firey and Leafy sailing away in the sunset. The screen fades black with the text "the end". The credits roll.
Oh my gosh, you guys! That was the end of a crazy episode! But not only is it the end of a crazy episode, it's the end of the whole season, 'cause that was the finale of BFB. We saw the journey of two algebralians, Four and X, as they hosted a show for three and a half years straight.
CARY
(Four's voice) Thank you for joining me, X!
MICHAEL
(X's voice) And thank you for running the show and leading me! Oh, we got the dog to start barking. (normal voice) But now, it's time to bring this chapter to a close, because, we're passing the torch onto our friend Adam Katz. He is starting the third season of his awesome object show, Inanimate Insanity Season III.
CARY
The III intro plays.
Since this season is coming to a close, we're gonna take a little break, just to focus on other parts of our life, but if you really wanna know what's up, you can check out the Jacknjellify Tiktok, where we have been posting daily for 11 months?
CARY
(as voiceover for Michael) Yes.
REMOTE
We might also still be uploading casual videos to this channel whenever we feel like it, but there just won't be a dedicated schedule until we have some other big project coming. But if you wanna see what the characters are still up to in the future, of course, TPOT 2 is still happening, so be sure to stay tuned for that.
CARY
Michael
WE'LL BE BACK!
Yeah, we'll be back! Don't worry about us!
CARY
One more thing is, we would not be able to do any of this without the crew. So thank you to the BFB crew for just sticking with us this entire year, just making all this possible.
MICHAEL
I'm sure Four and X will be back in future videos of some sort or another. We just don't know when yet, so if you wanna know what they're up to in future projects, subscribe to Jacknjellify. Thanks for watching.
CARY
Michael
THANK YOU!
Credits end with a "Thanks for watching!" Scene cuts to Firey and Leafy's boat at night.
So, Firey. The first word of the season was "hey".
LEAFY
Firey
YEAH?
So I thought it's be cool if we made the last word the same too! Right?
LEAFY
Firey
TRUE!
Leafy
HEY!
Why are you saying "hey"? We're already talking.
FIREY
No, I'm saying "hey", like, so it's the last word of the season. Hey.
LEAFY
Yo, what's up?
FIREY
You're not following me. Just be quiet. Hey.
LEAFY
I'm getting mixed signals. You want me to be quiet but you also say "hey"?
FIREY
-Just- u- okay, the last word of the season has to be "hey". Okay?
LEAFY
Firey
SURE.
Leafy
HEY.
Firey
HEY!
Yes! We did i-oh, I kept talking. Darn.
LEAFY
Rookie mistake, I see.
FIREY
Leafy
HEY!
Firey
YO.
H-no, say "hey".
LEAFY
Firey
HEY.
H-but, like, after I say it. Hey
LEAFY
Firey
HEY!
I was midway through speaking. How about this? On the count of three, we both say "hey", okay? Three-
LEAFY
Firey
HEY?
U-that was my bad, I meant to count down but okay, let's try again. One, two-
LEAFY
Hey, I need to borrow this. (X grabs the boat propeller) Thanks!
X
FireyLeafy
HEY!!