Miss Piggy breaks Kermehoes phone by throwing it to the ground and stomping on it bc she jealous af.
"oh my goldfish Miss Piggy why the fungle nail infection would you do that you whorse".
"I'm just jealous, im just human, doooon't judge me", Miss Piggy replies.
"omfg", says kermeo after they both hear a door slam.
Kermits ex Beyoncé walks into the room and the song Crazy In Love by Beyoncé ft Kermy F starts playing.
"I challenge you to a dance off for Kermy's heart Miss Piguy", says Beyoncé, "Unless you're. .. scared".
Miss Piggy gasps and starts taking off jewelry.
"ITS PIGGY, hold my shiet kermit".
oh oh
oh oh
oh oh
oh no no
Miss Piggy starts shaking her shoulders when
what?
her head just rolls off her shoulders?
and she has to dance headless because this is a fanfic and its possible for pig muppets to dance headless.
*twerking noises* *heavy breathing*
And Beyoncé did
have Miss Piggy
Looking so crazy
in love?
with Kermit?
oh oh
oh oh
oh oh
oh no no.
To be continued...
A/N
Hello again sunshine children.
Wait for the next chapter to see who wins the dance off.
And if Miss Piggy does the sprinkler.
k bye.
xoxo- Bellz, Kayz, Raquelli & Stevstar.