Okay. I bet you're wondering HOW this book got it's name, even though so far, it has absolutely nothing to do with that horrendous natural disaster. Just wait.. and you'll see. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Kelly, what's wrong, dear?" Kelly's Mom asked. "GRACE NEVER LIKED ME!" Kelly screamed, "SHE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO!" Mom gasped. "What... WHAT?!" she exclaimed, her voice rising, "NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO TREAT MY LITTLE GIRL THAT WAY!" Immediately, Kelly's Mother grabbed the phone, and dialed the school's number. "Yes, can I PLEASE speak with Ms. LUSH?" 6 seconds pass by... "THANK YOU!" "Uh.. M-Mom?" Kelly nervously stuttered.