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FLOWER
Start
Static cut to Taco and Spongy.
Hey Spongy!
TACO
Spongy
YEAH?
Nice to be back?
TACO
Spongy
YEAH!
That's awesome! Now I don't normally do this, but, here's a welcome back gift!
TACO
Taco hands Spongy a friendship bracelet.
Woah! Thanks!
SPONGY
It's a friendship bracelet. Try it on!
TACO
Spongy wraps the bracelet around himself, splashing water on Woody and killing Firey. Blocky heads over with a notepad.
New material? Let me get that down on paper!
BLOCKY
Flower wipes her head and the intro plays.
Get-along
You look amazing, Spongy!
TACO
Thanks, Taco!
SPONGY
Flower
WHA-?
Flower looks at Spongy.
Flower
HUH?!
Flower then notices Taco. A flashback from BFB 17 then plays out between Flower and Taco.
Grrr! Taco! Why Spongy and not me!
FLOWER
No raging, Flower. It's elimination time!
FOUR
But didn't the other team lose?
FLOWER
Oh! Oh yeah! Oopsie!
FOUR
Cake at Stake theme.
Elimination
So, Four-Colored Team! You disappointed my own color last time by losing the contest! Shame! Whichever team member got the FEWEST votes will leave the show!
FOUR
I thought it was whoever got the most votes!
LOLLIPOP
Well, we're changing it up.
FOUR
Lollipop
AND WHY?
*screeches while licking Lollipop*
FOUREEE
Four!
X
Four
HUH?
You promised me no more screeching!
X
Oh, right! Sorry, Lolly!
FOUR
Oh, she's not waking up! Maybe she needs more patting?
BALLOONY
Four begins to pat Lollipop's head faster.
More comforting pats! More!
BALLOONY
Four pats so fast that Lollipop's head shatters. Abrupt cut to elimination.
X will reveal the six of you who are safe one by one!
FOUR
That's my job!
X
Oh, I'm so noirvous!
BUBBLE
Bubble! It's pronounced "nervous"! Say it with me: "nervous"!
GELATIN
Ner-ner-noirvous?
BUBBLE
Gelatin
THERE YOU GO!
Ruby
UM...
Leafy got the most votes from fans, at 11,000 out of the total 51,000!
X
Yay! I'd like to thank my family and friends for supporting me along the way! And Firey, and-
LEAFY
No speeches!
FOUR
Four puts duct tape on Leafy.
Your prize is this duct tape!
FOUR
*muffled* Hmmm! Hmmm.
LEAFY
Teardrop, who cannot talk, is safe, and Lollipop, who also cannot talk, is also safe! Bubble and Gelly are safe!
X
Hooray! Now I'm not noirvous anymore!
GELATIN
Huh? Hey, Gelatin! That's not fair!
BUBBLE
You know what, Bubble? Accents- they can choinge!
GELATIN
Oh no, I'm feeling so much pressure again! This is not good!
BALLOONY
Sorry mommy, did I do a no-no again?
RUBY
Balloony! Ruby! One of you will be eliminated today, leaving us with our final thirteen! Who's it gonna be?
X
Well, tell us already! I don't like all this waiting!
BALLOONY
Eh, I could wait longer.
RUBY
X pulls off the final pieces of duct tape, revealing the eliminated contestant to be Balloony.
Aw, alright. Bye, you guys! I enjoyed my stay. Now suck me up, Four!
BALLOONY
Oh. Um, there aren't any empty spots left in the EXIT.
FOUR
Um, in that case, where are you going to send me?
BALLOONY
We're gonna send you here!
X
X snaps his fingers. Balloony begins floating up into the sky.
Woah! This is... kinda... spooky... uh, well, goodbye, fellow contestants! Oh... here I go!
BALLOONY
Four, where are you sending balloon boy? I hope he'll be OK.
RUBY
He's going to BRB!
FOUR
Oh, he's going to be right back? That's a relief.
RUBY
In the meantime...
FOUR
Saving
Four recovers Lollipop and Bubble.
A-hey guois! I missed the elimination! Balloony, can you give me a recap?
BUBBLE
Bubble? Look up.
GELATIN
The camera zooms out.
So, this means you got eliminated?
BUBBLE
Yeah. This is awkward!
BALLOONY
No! We're getting you back, 'Loony!
BUBBLE
Bubble runs offscreen and returns with a pile of blue bricks.
I'm gonna catch you BRICK BY BRICK!
BUBBLE
What are you building? That's illegal! Stop her, Lollipop!
FOUR
Why? She's on our team.
LOLLIPOP
Well, then are you going to help her?
FOUR
Lollipop
ALSO NO.
I volunteer to take her down!
BLOCKY
Blocky jumps on Spongy to catch Bubble, but Four stops Blocky in midair before he can do so.
You two hives of righteousness must not waste energy fighting! ...Unless it's in a fairly mediated competition!
FOUR
Four creates a separate tower for the X-Colored Team. After checking to see if they are level, he extends the towers further.
Challenge
Each team has a brick tower to protect, and another to destroy!
FOUR
I think I see some rocks you can use, but yeah! The first team to get their tower knocked down loses. G-G-GO!
X
You really went for that one, huh?
FOUR
Yes.
X
Okay, Four-colored friendos! We're down one member from the other team, so if we wanna win, we have to put our heads together!
LEAFY
Last time I tried that I died!
BUBBLE
I say we impersonate and infiltrate. Their tower doesn't stand a chance if we can get inside it.
LOLLIPOP
Good plan! But who do we impersonate? It can't be Loser; last time I impersonated him I got arrested and put on probation.
GELATIN
Oh, I know just the person! Guess whose merch I bought when we went shopping!
RUBY
Ruby pulls out the "Oh, for Petals Sake" Petals Bag.
Woah, Loser! It's so cozy in this new tower!
SPONGY
I agree! Four makes me so proud!
LOSER
Infiltration
Someone knocks at the door.
Who could that be?
FIREY
Firey opens the door, revealing Bubble in a Flower mask.
Um, it's me, Flower!
BUBBLE
No Bubble, you're Bubble.
FIREY
Yeah Bubs! Why did you think they'd believe that? You have to talk the Flower way. like this: "OoOOooOoOoOO!"
LOLLIPOP
What? Lollipop, you're trying to trick us, too?
FIREY
A disguised Gelatin enters the tower after Firey goes back inside.
Hey! It's me, Flower.
GELATIN
Oh my gosh, Flower! The worst thing just happened! Bubble and Lollipop tried to impersonate you!
FIREY
Wow! Some people are just so vicious.
GELATIN
Wha- what? Firey, that's Gelatin right there! He's impersonating me, too!
FLOWER
Nice try, impostor, but I know my friend Flower when I see her!
FIREY
Wait, Firey considers me a friend?
FLOWER
Whoever you are, your Flower costume isn't very convincing. Where do you buy these petals, Gelatin's FAKEhouse?
FIREY
What? No! I don't shop there! I pick a more fashionable store than that!
FLOWER
But you bought them at A store, huh?
GELATIN
Flower
WHAT?!
Your little schtick is over, bub, or should I say... DORA?
GELATIN
Flower is pushed outside.
This is ridiculous! I'm not Dora!
FLOWER
Gelatin closes the door.
Gelatin
GOOD RIDDANCE!
Rocks
Taco grunts as she brings a rock over to Blocky.
Blocky, help me out! Toss this rock into the other team's tower!
TACO
Whatever you say.
BLOCKY
Blocky throws the rock, but it doesn't go far. It lands with a squeaking sound.
Well, that was A try, at least.
TACO
Hey! Maybe you shouldn't have given me the "World's Heaviest Rock"!
BLOCKY
*gasp* The other team stole our idea!
TACO
Cut to Leafy, Teardrop, and Ruby.
3, 2, 1, toss!
LEAFY
Leafy, Teardrop, and Ruby's tosses also don't go far. The rocks again land with a squeaking sound.
*laughs* Four-Colored Team? More like... Muscles-Smaller Team!
FLOWER
Flower, I thought we signed a truce to the Insulting War of '19!
RUBY
Quit blabbering and help me push these rocks!
TACO
X-Colored Team pushes all their rocks off the cliff. It is revealed that X being hit by the falling rocks is the cause of the squeaking.
Oh gosh! Um, X? You can move out of the way.
TACO
We're falling behind! Where's Lollipop? Or Bubble or even Gelatin?
RUBY
Lollipop
WE'RE BACK.
Yeah, Gelatin's still undercover!
BUBBLE
Great job, team! You guys are back so fast, and I bet Gelatin's destroying the other team's tower super well!
LEAFY
Cut to Gelatin playing patty-cake with Firey.
Flower! You gotta be kidding me! You're not doing any work?
BLOCKY
Neither is your deodorant! (plugs her nose)
FLOWER
I got a new plan!
LOSER
Loser? What are you doing? That's my favorite-
SPONGY
Loser cuts off Spongy's bracelet.
Spongy
AWWW!
Now watch this!
LOSER
Loser folds the cut bracelet.
Hey Firey! Got anything sharp?
LOSER
Well, I found this Coiny-slapping glove from years ago, and it's kinda sharp!
FIREY
Perfect! Now watch this!
LOSER
Loser climbs the tower, wraps the bracelet around the glove, and throws it at the other team's tower. It attaches to the tower, forming a bridge.
Okay, X-colored friends, climb up here! If we cross the bridge, we can destroy the other tower! Isn't that a wonderful plan?
LOSER
X-Colored Team
YEAH!
It's just my duty to give you guys the best possible-
LOSER
Loser! Look!
TACO
*suspenseful* They're coming.
TACO
Battle
Alright, anyone on our team got the guts to go across first? Woody! You wanna do it?
BLOCKY
Woody
WAH, WAH!
That sounds like a yes to me! Go!
BLOCKY
Who's next? Who's next?
FLOWER
Dora??? What are YOU doing here?
TACO
Oh, for petal's sake!
FLOWER
TPOT contestants do not belong in this battle arena!
TACO
Taco pushes Flower off the tower, then joins Woody on the bridge.
Woody
*SCREAMS*
Don't look down, Woody! Just look forward. Forward is safety.
TACO
(echo) Forward is safety.
TACO
As Woody opens his eyes, Teardrop runs toward him. Teardrop pulls down on the bridge and lets go, flinging Woody and Lollipop off.
Suspenseful music plays in the background.
Woody
*SCREAMS*
Whatever, I guess.
LOLLIPOP
Woah, that was crazy! Am I the only one left on this thing?
TACO
That's a no from me!
RUBY
Taco and Ruby fight each other as the others encourage them.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
LOSER
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
BLOCKY
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
FIREY
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
GELATIN
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
BUBBLE
Uh, please, please, don't fall off!
LEAFY
Ruby slaps Taco very hard and both of them fall off. Leafy and Firey are now next to each other, causing Leafy to become extremely stressed due to their encounter in The Four is Lava.
Fight! Fight! Figh- uh, hey, Leafster! What are you waiting for? Go do your thing! Go fight!
GELATIN
Leafy
UM...
Oh, um, this is a little weird, isn't it?
FIREY
Um, I would like to pass! I don't like fighting!
LEAFY
There's no time for passing! Four's clock is almost up!
GELATIN
What if we fake fight?
LEAFY
*sigh* That's not gonna cut it.
GELATIN
Leafy's fake fighting and real fighting look the same to me!
FIREY
Look! I'm doing jumping jacks! Cool, right?
LEAFY
Not cool. At all.
GELATIN
Flower lands at the bottom of the X-Colored Team's tower, causing it to crack.
Huh? This roof could use a remodel, but it's doable! Who built this? Wait, this is not doable! Oh my gardener!
FLOWER
The X-Colored Team's tower begins to collapse.
I'm punching Firey! I'm punching Firey!
LEAFY
No, you're punching the air.
GELATIN
See? He's retreating in fear! Wait, why is he retreating?
LEAFY
Firey trips.
Firey
WOAH!
Firey burns a hole through the bridge, causing it to snap back towards the Four-Colored Team's tower. The contestants cause the top of the tower to break off, while the X-Colored Team's tower is completely destroyed.
Boop! Time's up! The Four-Colored Team's tower was significantly shortened. However, the X-Colored Team's cot no longer exists! So their team automatically loses! Because the Four-Colored Team has a place to live they are the Have Cots! Because the X-Colored Team doesn't they are the Have Nots!
FOURX
Voting
Hey everyone! What's up? I'm Cary! You might know me as the person *in X voice* who voices X! *back to normal* And I just want to let *back to X voice* you know that you should vote for the *back to normal* person on the Have Nots Team *back to X voice* that you want to save! Who do you like the best? Type their letter in square brackets and post it in a comment on this video! *back to normal* Whoever gets the least votes will be eliminated. Subscribe to our channel! Our goal is 200 vigintillion subs! And we also have a Tik-Tok now which I know is controversial but I feel like I have to do it because BFDI mentioned Tik Tok in 2011 so it's just my calling.
CARY
The credits roll.
Stinger
Ruby drives the FreeSmart van over to Lollipop.
Hello, Lollipop! Get in, buddy!
RUBY
About time you showed up.
LOLLIPOP
Alright, Pop-pop-
RUBY
Don't call me that.
LOLLIPOP
Well, the radio's broken, so I just thought I'd sing for you!
RUBY
La la la la la! Driving with my friends! This is so much fun!
RUBY
Enough of that! No more singing, today, tomorrow, ever! I hate it.
LOLLIPOP
Hi Leafy! Come on in!
RUBY
AaoaAoaAooaOaaaAoO!
WOODY
Hi Woody!
RUBY
Woody
AH...
Screen displays "30 seconds l8r..."
La la la! Driving with my friends! La la la! Driving with my friends! (Continues in background)
LEAFYANDRUBY
Get me outta here...
Somebody help...
LOLLIPOP
Black screen...
*makes strange noises*
?
AAAAAAAAAHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH, AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
BALLOONY
The video ends.