This is what i imagined if there's actually bloopers on their acting >:)
Enjoy... I guess?
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Mr Cheese : My name Mr cheese!
T.G : SHUT UP Mr.... cheese.......
*CUT*
Director : The Gentleman, you should've yell at him and strangle him at the same time!
T.G : Well, excuse me, but i'm not going to strangle my boyfriend!
M.C : *blushed rapidly*
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Player : oh, my name's not Player.....
My name......
*CUT*
Director : Well, actor switch!
Mr egg : Good job Player, you actually make me scared back there!
Player : Sorry, Mr egg, i didn't meant to....
M.E : Okay, Mr cheese! Are you done yet?
M.C : *struggles using the suit*
M.C : Shit. This thing is so damn small.....
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Player : *Shots Greaser*
P : Let's get outta here....
Veteran : yep!
*Cut*
Director : Veteran, i know you disliked Greaser so much.
Greaser : *cri*
Director : But, you have to act like you're really, really sad by his death. And you have to cry dramatically.
V : Not going to.
D : Why?
V : i'm not paid for this.
*Drags Player*
V : Yep, i'm actually outta here.
D : HEY COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!
G : *LAUGHTER*
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Captain : *teary eyes* Well. Time to take out the trash....
M.C : *pushes Player*
P : *gets yeeted to lava*
*CUT*
D : *facepalm* Mr. Cheese! You have to push yourself and Captain to the lava! Not pushing Player!
M.C : Wrong Person?
D : YES.
M.C : only if you give me and The Gentleman more romantic scenes together, i will do it.
D : Alright, ALRIGHT!!
D : Now, where's Captain?
C : *yeets himself to lava*
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M.C : Wants some cheesy burger, Player?
P : No thanks, i'm lactose intolerant
P : *eats pizza*
D : *facepalm*
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Player, to Mother : Well, if i'm the impostor this whole time, i would've killed you back in Navigation, right?
Mother : Oh, thats-
M.C : *oof-* Player? HAVE WE WON YET AS THE IMPOSTOR?
*CUT*
D : *annoyed* STONER, STOP TALKING TO CAPTAIN AND DO YOUR JOB SERIOUSLY!!!
Stoner : *holding a rope* meh, sorry bro. I'm just flirting to Marshmallow over here.
C : *releases rope then does "running in the 90' " style or something.*
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Gnome : *panicked* ITS VETERAN, VOTE HIM RIGHT NOW!!!!
C : but why?
G : He's literally... He's literally..... *Wheeze to death*
V : I'm cooking some scrambled egg here, want some?
M.E : *hides in the vent*
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Poopyfarts : *does the ritual to call No-visor lmao-*
Player and Wizard : Oh no! It's him the whole time??? *Hugs each other*
Veteran : *bursts into room* WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HUG MY BOYFRIEND, YOU LITTLE SHIT?!
D : VETERAN, NO!!!
No-visor : when do i got my screen time? It's been 69 Times and i still doesn't got any......
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Player : So how's your first game?
Dum : i got a victory!
P : BUT HOW???
Dum : STOP YELLING AT ME BROTHER!!!
P : I'M NOT YELLING I'M JUST ASKING HOW DID YOU GOT YOUR FIRST VICTORY???
D : YOU'RE COMPLETELY YELLING AT ME!!!
Captain, to the director : What should i said?
Director : *dIreCtOR.eXe haS StoPPed wOrKInG.*
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Yep, it's official.
I'm bad at everything.
Hope you enjoyed this CRINGEWORTHY nonsense that i made lmao-
Btw a new oneshot Will be posted soon
Its cringy comedy.
But i think i need some comedy before getting to angst.
Yep i'm no funni lmao-