Battle For BFB (Season 4)

By realfourbfb

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Battle for BFB and Battle for BFDI (BFB) are two segments that make up the fourth season of the Battle for Dr... More

BFB 1: Getting Teardrop To Talk
BFB 2:Lick Your Self To Freedom
BFB 3:Why Would You Do This On a Swingset
BFB 4: Todays Very Special Episode
BFB 5:Fortunate Ben
BFB 6:Four Goes Too Far
BFB 7:The Liar Ball You Don't Want
BFB 8:Questions Answered
BFB 9:This Episode Is About Basketball
BFB 10:Enter The Exit
BFB 11:Get To The Top In 500 Steps
BFB 13:Return Of The Rocket
BFB 14: Don't Dig Straight Down
BFB 15:The Four Is Lava
BFB 16:The Escape From Four
BFB 17:X Marks The Spot
BFB 18:Take The Tower
BFB 19:Loe Can You Grow?
BFB 20:A Taste Of Space
BFB 21:Let's Raid The Warehouse
BFB 22:Who Stole Dount's Diary?
BFB 23:Fashion For Your Face
BFB 24:The Game Has Changed
BFB 25:Tweeted Temple
BFB 26:The Hidden Contestant
BFB 27:Uprooting Everything
BFB 28:B.F.B = Back From Beginning
BFB 29:SOS (Save Our Show)
BFB 30:Chapter Complete

BFB 12:What Do You Think Of Roleplay

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...I mean it was really weird; I honestly have no idea how he got in there!
PEN

[all laughing]

You know, I've actually been thinking of doing more pranks, but well, recovery centers... MY INSPIRATION! They're all gone.
BLOCKY

Short pause.

Well if you ever need a hand with one of those, I'm down.
ERASER

I'd say 'me too', but yknow, my team has this whole 'preventing death' thing,
PEN

Yeah you can't go betraying their trust.
BLOCKY

Yup. Hey, that reminds me! Eraser! I'm really proud of how tolerant you've been!
PEN

Eraser
...HUH?

You know, since you're on a team with Foldy... how she's a pentagon...
PEN

Eraser
AAAAAH!

Ruby unfolds Foldy.

Don't mess with iance!
RUBY

Phew. Thanks, Ruby!
ERASER

Intro.

Black Hole is seen with Remote. Bomby slams the door open, knocking Remote over.

Black Hole!
BOMBY

Huh? Oh! Yeah, thank-uh, I mean you're welcome for saving your life twice.
BHOLE

I don't care about that! You owe me a banana!
BOMBY

I don't owe you anything, I saved your life twice.
BHOLE

Life is cheap! Get me a banana!
BOMBY

Alright! Alright. I'll find you a banana.
BHOLE

Four and X laugh off-screen.

Hehe, stop it! They'll figure it out!
X

OK, OK! I'll say the thing!
FOUR

*slaps Four* Don't lean on me!
XANGRY

Four
SORRY...

Everyone! It's time for Cake at Stake! How was that?
FOUR

Fine.
X

Cake at Stake theme.

A broken Fanny sits at a bench, glaring at Snowball.

What?
SB

iance! Are! You! Seated?!
FOUR

That's not how you're supposed to do it.
XANGRY

I messed up. Sorry.
FOUR

wWhat? Are you two okay?
LIGHTNING

We're fiiiine.
X

Everything is completely normal!
FOUR

X looks at Four angry, and Four looks at him nervously.

[sarcastic] Thanks for.. clarifying...
LIGHTNING

If you're safe, you get a slice of this burger! Bubble! You're the first one safe!
FOUR

So are Lightning and Ruby!
FOUR

Ruby takes a bite of her burger slice and notices pickles. She flings them onto X, who tries to zap her, but is stopped by Four.

Oh. Right.
X

Fanny and Flower are also safe!
FOUR

Snowball and Match appear on-screen, them being the bottom 2.

Match... you-
FOUR

You're eliminated!
X

I... I wanted to say that.
FOUR

Now you know how it feels!
XANGRY

[sigh] I guess I should've seen this coming.
MATCH

Bubble
MATCH, WAIT!

X sends Match to EXIT.

This is my fault! I didn't want her to be eliminated, I just wanted to be assertive!
BUBBLE

You don't need her!
FANNY

Yes I do! She's my best friend!
BUBBLE

What if... What if this happened because I didn't forgive her? I can't let this happen to anyone else!
BUBBLE

Ruby, I forgive you for trying to replace me.
BUBBLE

Ruby
UH...

Flower, I forgive you for being so mean and annoying and selfish and oblivious all the time.
BUBBLE

Bubble
SNOWBALL-

Snowball pops Bubble.

Fanny walks past the recommended characters. Gelatin drags Jordan, one of the recommended characters, off of the screen.

Recover Bubble!
FANNY

Oh, well, I- uhh, what do I do?
FOUR

X whispers, walks behind Four, and recovers Bubble.

Fanny and Lightning look at Four and X frustratedly.

I think they figured it out.
FOUR

Four and X morph into each other, showing that their bodies were switched that whole time.

Okay, what's going on here?
FRIES

It's today's challenge! I'll take the mind of one person on each team, and put them into the body of someone on a different team! Your job is to find the impostor on your team. Their disguises are flawless! The last team to find the impostor will-
FOUR

Hey! Pay attention!
FOUR

Why? I think us Losers know each other well enough. We have this challenge in the bag.
EGGY

I wouldn't be so sure of that! You're missing someone! Who is it?
FOUR

Umm... uhhh, is this part of the challenge?
EGGY

No. But don't worry! Missing contestants are excused!
FOUR

What's stopping us from just guessing everyone one by one until you tell us which one's right?
GATY

What's stopping me from eliminating you?
FOUR

Because no one voted for me, so you CAN'T eliminate me!
GATY

FourAngry
GRR! JUST... NRGH!

Four shoots Gaty with the Zappies.

Don't use that strategy! Or- or you'll learn WHY it's called process of elimination. Now, start!
FOUR

Four snaps his fingers, teleporting each team into respective rooms.

A wh nnnn, Process of elimination was my only idea!! Now what are we gonna do?
GATY

We're gonna have to think of a different strategy!
BOOK

[in Taco's mind] This should be simple! If I lay low, this team will lose, and my team will be safe!
PIN

Taco, do YOU have a strategy?
LOLLIPOP

Why should we listen to HER?!
BOOK

I happen to know that this fishy friend of ours is the only reason we survived episode 6. It was BECAUSE of her strategy.
LOLLIPOP

How do you know she's not gonna abandon us?
BOOK

Book, that doesn't even make any sense. WHERE would she go?
LOLLIPOP

[in Tree's mind] Where did I go?
TACO

Someone! Come fold me back up!
FOLDY

Shouldn't we focus on the challenge?
FRIES

How can I trust you to do the challenge if you can't even fold paper correctly?
FOLDY

She's right! We're in these rooms until we finish the challenge, and the more things we do, the more likely we are to notice who's the fake!
ERASER

Snowball! You killed me earlier, and I just know you're sorry about doing that! Thankfully, I'm gonna forgive you so you don't get eliminated.
BUBBLE

Snowball pops Bubble.

Well, those two are real.
RUBY

Flower
YEAH.

What was the first thing you took from the Science Museum?
GB

w...Wall Teleporter?
TB

That's right! So you must be the real Tennis Ball! But wait! Pin, Coiny, Nickel, and Fries also know about that. So you could be any of those people, too.
GB

Hey! How come you're not investigating YOURSELF?
RFLOWER

There's no need. I know I'm me.
GB

That's EXACTLY what you would say, if YOU were the fake!
RFLOWER

Let's worry about that later, OK?
BLOCKY

Basketball. Who is the team leader?
GB

♪Um, it's definitely you.♪
BBALL

Yup! Checks out. Since I know you're real, i'll let you interview half of the other guys.
GB

♪Okay do-kay!♪
BBALL

Wow, you're a great singer!
GB

Okay, team, help me get unstuck.
TREE

Slow and steady, Tree. It's the only way.
PIE

Oh. I think I know a way.
TREE

Tree flips and smashes Bottle.

The members of Death P.A.C.T. gasp.

Why hadn't I done that sooner, am I right?
TREE

Tree, you just CAUSED death! Or should I say... IMPOSTOR!
PIE

Tree morphs into Taco.

Death P.A.C.T. is safe!
FOUR

Darn! I thought I had them stumped.
TACO

OK, now, interlock the flaps.
FOLDY

This is extremely difficult!
FRIES

♪ Boo-leh! ♪
PB

Puffball barfs rainbow on Yellow Face.

Not now, Puffball.
FRIES

That's not Puffball!
YFFROWN

Puffball morphs into Rocky.

Free Food is safe!
FOUR

Fries! Pss! Stop! You'll make her a pentagon again!
ERASER

Eraser, I know you're afraid of pentagons, but there are many problems with what you just said.
FRIES

Naily stabs Spongy.

Spongy
OOH!

Naily, stop it! Hurting people won't do anything! Four just said the fakes are perfect, so that's useless! Is stabbing everything all you know how to do?
FIREYJR

Hey, when all you are is a nail, everything looks like a... like something you should stab!
NAILY

Nickel shows Woody a fork, who screams in response.

Nickel! Don't stab Woody!
BALLOONY

Obviously I wasn't going to, but LOOK! Now we KNOW it's him!
NEWNICKEL

Balloony
GIMME THAT FORK!

NewNickel
NO!

Nickel and Balloony fight over the fork.

Nickel and Balloony: Woah!

Nickel lets go of the fork and Balloony falls over. The fork then pops Balloony.

WoodyOrangeDented
AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Oh my goodness, that was loud!
ROCKY

Everyone stares at Rocky.

Oh, I mean... Bull-eeh?
ROCKY

NewNickel
IT'S ROCKY.

Rocky morphs into Basketball.

Beep is safe!
FOUR

Oh no, now I'M orange!
BBALL

Prove that you're Grassy.
GB

Grassy
I'M GRASSY!

But how?
GB

See? She's stalling to make us lose!
RFLOWER

♪This would be going a lot faster if Grassy wasn't so basic.♪
BBALL

Aren't you friends with him? She's the fake!
BLOCKY

Basketball morphs into Puffball.

Another Name Than That is safe!
FOUR

OK, Taco, time to hear your strategy.
GATY

Why do we need a strategy?! Lollipop is clearly the fake! She's being so out of character!!
BOOK

Buzzer beeps.

Incorrect. Get it wrong again and you lose!
FOUR

Okay, strategy now! Spit it out, Taco.
GATY

Our strategy should be...to...guess Teardrop? She's been awfully quiet!
TACO

Teardrop
*POINTS AT TACO*

Taco morphs into Pin.

Bleh.svg is safe!
FOUR

Look! I told you Taco abandoned us!
BOOK

Hnnn grr nny nynnng grr! Hy gy grr gn gdtz! Ha gy gbb bbr gg ga dz bw gg guh buh gww wll tzch khh bw gaa tz d' bwh ghhl gwld bb bwh gwegh dtzhl gha!
BOOK

Ha! I win!
EGGY

Wait, but you haven't won a single match! In 72 games. Eggy, you're the fake!
LEAFY

Buzzer beeps.

FourAngry
INCORRECT.

Is it so surprising that I managed to beat you at tic-tac-toe?
EGGY

What the heck? Needle! What happened to you?
COINY

I think it's because of the Photo Cake Leafy gave me.
CGINEEDLE

Leafy! Is this true?
COINY

I didn't know!
LEAFY

O my dear friend Needle! How long has this hideous transformation befallen you?!
PIN

You were there, Pin.
CGINEEDLE

T-t-t-ttto clarify...
PIN

CGINeedle
IT'S HER.

Pin morphs into Lightning.

The Losers are safe!
FOUR

iance and Team Ice Cube have yet to figure it out.
FOUR

What? How could my team not notice that I was replaced?
LIGHTNING

The impostor COULD be Gelatin. He hasn't tried to use Bomby to win yet.
FIREYJR

What? He's dropped that since episode 9.
BARFBAG

FireyJr
HAS HE?

What about Naily? She hasn't said she "nailed it" yet.
BARFBAG

That's because Firey Jr. told me it was annoying!
NAILY

What? It's true!
FIREYJR

Well, it can't be Firey Jr. There's no one quite like him, so I'd know.
DONUT

What about you, Donut? Aren't you supposed to be mean?
FIREYJR

What gave you THAT impression?
BARF BAG

He got eliminated first in BFDIA, so of course he was mean!
FIREYJR

He was standing by his principles.
BARFBAG

How suspicious of you to say.
FIREYJR

hH of COURSE I'm real, right Spongy?
BARFBAG

Spongy
YEAH!

Well, Spongy's just SAT there the whole time...
NAILY

He always does that! rRight, Spongy?
BARFBAG

Spongy
YAH!

Yeah, that's accurate.
FIREYJR

Wait a second...
NAILY

FireyJr
MAYBE IT'S...

Who, him? Oh, mm, I uh, maybe we shouldn't-
DONUT

iance is safe, which means that Team Ice Cube will melt its way to the elimination zone!
FOUR

That is a really bad joke!
X

But we switched bodies again, so it's... it's actually YOU who told the bad joke!
FOUR

Four and X argue off-screen.

Awwhhh...
X

Spongy morphs into Tree.

How'd ya figure it out?
FRIES

Lightning always forgets to fly, so he HAD to be someone else!
FANNY

This is YOUR fault!
NAILY

Well, at least I didn't stab anyone!
FIREYJR

I can't believe none of you noticed! Do you even know ANYTHING about me?
SPONGY

BarfBag
SURE WE DO!

No you don't!
SPONGY

I like to skydive, and play ping pong, and table tennis, and tightrope walk, and fly in balloons, and fly in planes, sail airplanes-
SPONGY

You can't sail airplanes!
FIREYJR

Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets under who deserves to be eliminated. Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show.
FOUR

Credits.

Cut to after-credits scene. Eraser looks at Ruby, who turns into a pentagon.

Eraser
AAAAH!!!

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