strike witches butai hasshin:...

By lockheedhenesy

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the comedy side of strike witches & ace combat 7 crossover. More

bio:
chapter 1:
chapter 2:
chapter 3:
chapter 4:
chapter 5:
chapter 6:
chapter 7:
chapter 8:
chapter 10:
chapter 11:
chapter 12:
final chapter:

chapter 9:

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By lockheedhenesy

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Author pov:

Trude teaching about a lesson. Lynette yoshika hartmann listening in. Destroyer & phoenix in the trude before said they don't have to be here listening in but those two are bored.

Hartmann either day dreaming sleeping or bored to death. Then trude & strider 2 point their respective guns at her. ( destroyer has a 44 magnum)

Outside:

Hartmann tied up to a pole Lynnette aiming her anzio 20mm at her.

But she continues emergency is being called. They make there way to the meeting. Strider 6 sweat dropped seeing his sniper witch long living wife thanking erica for target practice in her yandere side.

They walked in.

Minna: darling don't let me sleep a wink tonight

Trigger: yeah okay

Destroyer: that is a waist of time😡😡😡

Trude: don't bring me here to show me that💢💢💢💢💢

Minna: COME BACK😫😫😫😱😱😱

Trigger: there reports the neuroi will attack tonight

Minna: you'll be staying up all night

Sanya: so you be on night patrol guys?

Spider f18 ace pilot walking with eila singing

Sanya: come with me slaughterhouse tonight~

Slaughterhouse: uh * blushing * sure

Timeskip:

Destroyer: this is just ridiculous

Yoshika: wanna walk outside?

Beyond Hartman & trude. Mio & slat holding their respective weapons. Walking passed the windows.

Yoshika: what about them?

Destroyer: what are they doing?

There getting bored & tired destroyer pots a music.

Then mio comes in saying she & donnie  filled up the big bath.

Trude: so you cutting logs to heat up

Destroyer: something screwy here😅😅

Timeskip:

Yoshika dragged Lynette shirley james & skyler.

Bath:

Destroyer & trude slat & mio in the bath.

Destroyer: unusual for a bath this hot

Trude: dear how are you handling it

Destroyer: growing up in a osean desert that's why

Phoenix passed out from heat attack making Lynette worrying in fear. Apex as usual smoking weed but it backfired weed & hot bath its like putting fuel on the fire. As a result he too passed out from heat attack.

Apex:

Hertmann heating herself up creating bubbles with her magic making strider 2 & Trude backing away from her.

Destroyer: you know what i'm out

Trude: come on stay with me💓


Destroyer: dammit trudy fine



Timeskip:

Neuroi did not show up.


Lynette: who's the blame here, you think?💢💢💢💢😡😡😡😡😡😡😈

Phoenix: i can't drink beer for the rest of day💢😡😡😡😡💢💢💢💢😡👿👿👿


Trude: the neuroi are going to pay for this....👿👿😡😡😡💢💢💢




Destroyer: selecting targets. Prepare to be terminated💢💢😡👿👿👿😡💢😡😡💢👿😡💢




Minna/trigger unison: excuse me everyone




Apex/destroyer: GET READY TO DIE ALIEN SCUM💢💢💢😡😡😡👿👿👿👿



Hertmann: i'm so sick of waiting💢💢😡💢😡👿👿😡😈👿👿👿



Hanna: i didn't think i'd get such a warm welcome


Boomer:

Hanna & strider 4 boomer came.

Trigger: Marseille & boomer come from the african theater to do a photoshoot to celebrated there 1 year marriage anniversary



Minna: & the neuroi that were coming




Boomer: we killed it & we ate its livers



Hanna: ignore that part. That didn't happened. They got on the way so we waisted them. No autographs



Boomer: same here i ain't famous. Good to see you my fly boy friends




Married couple feel so Cold. Trude Lynette hartmann yoshika Shirley. Lex skyler james all pissed off.

(0:13 - 0:15 only)


Phoenix: i will burn you💢💢💢💢💢😡😡👿👿👿😠😠


Destroyer: target acquired 💢💢😡😠😡👿👿😡😠😡



Apex: your my prey💢😡😠😡😠👿👿👿😡😠😠💢💢💢



Timeskip:

Minna: special announcement


Hanna: i'm hanna justina Marseille


Vince: Vince jaggers strider 4 boomer. Its only for the plot of the episode


Author: damn fourth break walls





But Luchini mobius 1 & long caster are the only ones here.


Hanna/vince t: WHERE ARE THE OTHERS😱😱😱😱



Mio: they were all up all night last night



Boomer: i am i supposed to know not my fault due to lack of communication


Trigger: mobius 1 do you wanna do it?



Mobius 1: sure why not


Hanna: OH YEEAAAHH



Hanna: minna i could not to know why you & your husband abuse them


trigger thought: i did not abuse them😫😫😫



There all awake later.



Destroyer: were awake love birds what do you want?


As she talks they started sleeping. Hanna & boomer start to feel bad.



Minna: don't feel bad


Timeskip:

Destroyer: cipher wants a autograph with you

Hanna: KYAAAA AUTOGRAPH FROM  DEMON LORD OF THE ROUND TABLE


Vince facepalmed



Cipher: oh yeah i forget about that😅


She try not pass out


Timeskip:

Hanna: and my proportions are the best in the world & thanks to milk


Boomer cupped her breasts behind her. She moaned in delight.



Boomer: we often .. OUCH😫😫😫




Destroyer chopped him behind his neck



Destroyer: we get it. Not here for everyone to see idiot😠😠




Boomer: she also carries her ammo on her hip by bouncing up to her hand so she can reload its badass



Hanna: butt master in the world * blushing *


Boomer: & a great exotic ....

Hanna covered his mouth her face is so red like mars.



Hanna: shut up shut shut up

Shirley was gonna see something but. Minna used her butt to slammed her knocking her out. Trigger standing next to his wife.


Hanna: even though boomer & i are perfect partners i can have my fun with hartmann



Epilogue:


Hanna & hartmann took a photo together. Mobius 1 caressing erica's hair trying to comfort her.


Eila: what a stalker



Sanya: eila, we need to talk later💢💢💢



Plane came boomer already took on his x02s wyvern. Hanna gives trude a autograph. Girls & pilots all saying " why were we woken up for this💢💢💢💢 "


Longest chapter i ever done

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