OPTIONAL MOOD MUSIC - Breezeblocks by alt-J
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Also when I wrote this it was right when the greatest showman had just come out and I was obsessed *rolls eyes*
{February 24th 9:03pm} PM between Zane/frownyface/edgeboy and Nana
What do you call an edgy teddy bear?
Um
Zane Ro'Meave
Ok just for than I refuse to tell you the punchline
Aw no!
im sorry! Tell me plzz
No.
:(
{February 25th 7:45am} PM between Edgy Teddy Bear and Nana
Hey whens ur birthday? I want to be alble to PM you a birthday message.
Lmao no telling I know ur just trying to figure out who I am
Was I really that obvious
I can read u like a book baby
Was that a reference to Ruby Redford
Duh
Wait you've read those
...
Will u believe me if I say no?
No
Fine then yes
They're pretty cool actually
Exactly
But anyways, it's a little sad I can't wish you a happy birthday whenever yours is
Nah its fine.
Maybe you could say it every single day from now on
That way you'll be right every 1 out of 365 days.
366 in a leap year
Ha
Wait isn't ur b-day like really soon?
In like 3 days actually!!
How did you know that?
When we became friends last year I thought I could leave u something on ur desk for ur b-day but when I asked the teacher when it was I realised it had already passed.
Oh
Well yeah. I'm born on the 28th of Feb
One day later and ur b-day would have been every 4 years lmao talk about cutting it close
I swear to god
I
Was not
Born
In
A
Leap
Year!!!
!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah my bad
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Seems I touched a nerve
you have no idea how many people say that
It pisses me off endlessly
...
And don't you DARE say 'aren't u always endlessly pissed'
Wouldn't dream of it ^w^
Somehow that face doesn't scream innocence at me.
;3
Ok stop
XP
I swear to god
:DDD
Ok I'm leaving
:?
:|
:(
D:
>n<
;n;
{February 24th1:23 am} PM between Edgy Teddy Bear and Anne Wheeler
So I renamed ur contact
O am I supposed to tell u every time I do that?
Coz I do that all the time
Wait what
What have you been calling me?!
Well...
Currently ur Edgy Teddy Bear
But you've been: frownyface, Twenty-One Edgelords, Monsuier Edgy, It's not a phase
And many more
I'm sensing a theme
Anyways tell me what you've named me
Oh yeah
Anne Wheeler
Have you seen the Greatest Showman?
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!
But why that name?
Well first off you told me your hair coincides with red. Anne wears a pink wig during performances
This is true
Also I'm not sure why, but just ur personalities remind me of each other.
o?
Yeah. Ur both kinda sassy and kick-ass when u want to be I guess.
Aw thanks
Ur most welcome
I just realised ur beginning to shorten words in ur texts
Like 'ur' and 'u' etc
Yeah well I guess ur just rubbing off on me.
:DDD
Oh shush u
Ur too smug
Always ^w^
{26th of February 10:39 pm} PM between Edgy Teddy Bear and Anne Wheeler
This is gonna sound kinda envasive and you can ignore this, but I'm just curious.
Hey we r friends
U can ask me anything :3
Well...
Do you, u know, like anyone?
Huh?
Like do you have a crush on anybody.
Oh
Yeah
Yeah I do
Can I ask who?
No u may not, my dear teddy bear
now goodday to u good sir
Haha I knew it was a long shot.
Well goodnight I guess
Wait
Do /u/ like someone?
...
Yes
Goodnight Nana
Notes:
Ok so feb 28th isnt actually Zanes b-day (its mine) just fyi
Also who else like Ruby Redford? I can't be the only one here who does. Right?!?! ((((FUTURE LESSIE CRINGING HERE IM SO SORRY GUYS)))
Until next time my lovelies;
-Lessie