hello beautiful people here are some disclaimers before you keep reading:
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does not follow plot
SUPER NON CANON!!! this book does not follow canon in the slightest. there are a lot of things that do not line up with canon, ranging from the plot to the personalities of the characters. if that pisses you off, you can exit this book now.
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i do not own any of these characters, except leilani cruz, layne cruz, and tina angelo, all credits go to JKR and the real author of the harry potter series, kreacher the house elf. the plot is also mine.
voldemort is not alive. peter is good and never betrays his friends.
cover was not made by me but the very talented artist has decided to stay anonymous