december 30, 2021.
hoong: [photo attached]
yuni: why do you have a screenshot of my conversation with seonghwa
hoong: "i consider all of you as friends, yes even you seonghwa" aw yunho
yuni: SHUT
ilovejimin: that was sweet
yuni: NO
kys.pls: ily yunho
yuni: that conversation never happened
donkey: i guess i kinda consider you guys as friends too
san.exe: even if we're assholes?
donkey: even if you're absolute pieces of shits
hwatthefuck: so we're soft now
donkey: no i still hate everyone
kys.pls: i hate to admit this but im glad i met you guys
ilovejimin: it was all hongjoong
ilovejimin: its kinda weird how i met some people from school
hwatthefuck: isnt the fact that hongjoong, a grown adult, going around collecting group chat members weird
hoong: i thought you were on my side
hwatthefuck: i was just wondering
san.exe: yea hongjoong
san.exe: why did you make a gc anyways
san.exe: for an oldie like you, i wasn't expecting my teacher to be on this app
hoong: okay calm tf down
hoong: and in only 25 you dogface
hoong: my mom thought that i needed friends and twitter said that that this app is a great way to make friends
hwatthefuck: my moms think i need friends too so don't worry hongjoong
songming: i swear he's always on his side
hoong: clearly not always
yuni: wait you don't have friends?
hwatthefuck: does my chauffeur count
kys.pls: seonghwa help lol i saw san and wooyoung dance today idk why but i think they were kinda hot
san.exe: were we good
kys.pls: yes you were
kys.pls: WAIT
kys.pls: THIS WASNT PRIVATE CHAT
hoong: what did you do to yeosang it isn't like him to thirst over people like you
san.exe: wHAT abOUT people like us?
ilovejimin: will you stop blaming us for everything
hoong: i dont know, will you stop calling me mr. schuester every damn time i come across you?
ilovejimin: never
hoong: YOU DONT EVEN WATCH GLEE
kys.pls went offline
hwatthefuck: i cant believe he was gonna text me that
san.exe: i dont blame him
san.exe: we're hot as fuck
hwatthefuck: .
san.exe: what?
san.exe: is it bad to thirst over yourself?
hwatthefuck: my bad san, i forgot you were a raging narcissist
san.exe: its fine, it happens
songming: since when did he start acting like this
ilovejimin: ever since yeosang admitted that we were cute
yuni: jesus christ that was a week ago
hwatthefuck: wait wait wait
hwatthefuck: when the fuck did that happen
donkey: wooyoung and san were eavesdropping on our conversation at school and overheard yeosang saying "i think they're kinda cute"
donkey: by they as in wooyoung and san
yuni: really boosted up san's ego
san.exe: its a compliment coming from someone with a pretty face
hoong: do you guys actually attend tutor sessions
ilovejimin: how many times are you gonna ask us that
ilovejimin: you also asked yeosang do you not believe him
hoong: who knows you could've threatened or bribed him
ilovejimin: im the self proclaimed biggest jimin stan in the school and has a boyfriend who reads star wars fanfictions, you think we're capable of threatening him?
yuni: yes but no
yuni: a few months ago woosan were literally yeosang's b*llies
san.exe: we were not bullies
san.exe: we're just mean
yuni: same thing
san.exe: not really
yuni: yes but no
san.exe: you make no sense
yuni: - you - make no sense
san.exe: STOP CONFUSING ME OML
donkey: so present woosan aren't capable of threatening him, thats great, props for character development but we all know we can bribe him with chicken
ilovejimin: true BUT YOU'RE NOT HELPING
donkey: never said i was
san.exe: have you not noticed how much i improved my grammar and texting skills
songming: christ do you know how much of a pain it was to read your messages back when we first met
yuni: fr san, you used to type like a hippie
san.exe: IM NOT A HIPPIE
yuni: we know you're an eboy
yuni: dickface
hoong: fine, i'll believe you for now, but if i find out you've been ditching shit
hoong: now anyways
san.exe: i'd bang me
donkey: well isn't this just lovely and normal
yuni: HE NEEDS TO STOP
yuni: I DONT WANT TO KEEP HEARING ABOUT HOW HOT HE THINKS HE IS
san.exe: why not
yuni: someone kill me
hwatthefuck: i mean im all for self love but :D
san.exe: self positivity baby
somgming: bye
donkey: why does he sound like a cishet straight frat boy trying to impress babes
songming: CISHET STRAIGHT FRAT BOY
san.exe: HEY
san.exe: do not call me straight
yuni: "cishet straight frat boy"
yuni: make it make sense
hoong: i hate you all
songming: you literally made the gc
hoong: and the universe gave me you guys and all of you suck ass
san.exe: yea we do ;)
yuni: FOR FUCK SAKESWJDNJEBD
yuni: kick him off
san.exe: NO
san.exe: I'LL BEHAVE
donkey: you better
donkey: i dont want to hear about you jacking off of a picture of yourself
san.exe: i'll be a good boy
san.exe: i promise :)
hwatthefuck: i dont like that smile
hoong: you're not gonna say anything about this? @ilovejimin
ilovejimin: why would i
ilovejimin: he's right
ilovejimin: he's hot
yuni: stop
yuni: you're encouraging him
san.exe: :)
san.exe: does hongjoong even have adult friends
hoong: why the random question
songming: he's madly in love with his only adult friend the hell do you think the answer is
ilovejimin: THEIR ONLY ADULT FRIEND LMAO
hoong: HEY
hoong: I HAVE OTHER ADULT FRIENDS
yuni: oh yea like who?
hoong: i will hurt you
yuni: that was one passive aggressive threat
hoong: its a damn promise
donkey: mm violence
hwatthefuck: okay lets all calm down children
songming: say that to hongjoong
hoong: IM DOING NOTHING
hwatthefuck: you wanted to hurt yunho
yuni: aw he cares about me :(
hoong: i wasnt actually gonna do it
hoong: well, i would
hoong: but if you want me to do it to you then i'll gladly do so
yuni: ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO ME OR TO SEONGHWA
hoong: wait no NOT LIKE THAT
donkey: AYO STOP
hoong deleted a message
yuni: damn daddy dont be kinky here
ilovejimin: you damn sadist
songming: what the
songming: we all saw that 🤨
donkey: i am so uncomfortable
hwatthefuck: um|
delete
san.exe: MASOCHI-
songming: NO
hwatthefuck: whak tbe fukv
yuni: i think you broke him
hoong: HACEKEB
hoong: SEONGHWA NO
hwatthefuck: im gonba go contrmplatr whst i jusr reaf
hwatthefuck went offline
donkey: can someone translate
yuni: "im gonna go contemplate what i just read"
songming: aww this is bestie telepathy
san.exe: is that more proof that he's a masochist
donkey: just because you're one doesn't mean you get to assume that everyone is
san.exe: IM NOT A MASOCHIST
donkey: well you sure are a sadist
san.exe: WHY IS EVERYONE UP MY ASS TODAY
hoong: okay that was not supposed to be sent
san.exe: well it was so you get to deal with seonghwa and now you have to confess to him so you can finally do the kinky stuff whatever you wanna fucking do
hoong: WHAT
hoong: NO
songming: come on man we all know seonghwa feels the same
hoong: NO I MEAN
hoong: NOT SEX
hoong: I MEAN I WANT TO DO HIM BUT THERES SOMETHING MORE THAN THAT
hoong: i feel so happy whenever im with him
donkey: i am once again, very, utterly, disgusted, and uncomfortable
ilovejimin: yall they're in love
donkey: if you want to confess then get your ass in your car you moron
yuni: this is what you do
yuni: ditch wangho
yuni: ditch yeosang
yuni: ditch the damn cat and go to seonghwa's
yuni: then confess your love you piece of shit
hoong: i cant leave my the children tf
songming: dude yeosang is literally in highschool
hoong went offline
songming: well he left anyways
yuni: operation seongjoong almost success
donkey: you must feel lonely
yuni: i didnt choose to be single you dickhead
donkey: you're telling me that you dont like someone here?
yuni: i never said that
san.exe: SO YOU DO
ilovejimin: oooo yunho who is it
yuni: LETS NOT
kys.pls went online
kys.pls: what did i miss and why did hongjoong just sprint outside
san had a rough childhood .