GloriousRoach to Ink: What's your opinion on the rad dude fresh?
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Ink perks up.
"He's really fun! And powerful! I think he would make a great brother. But ..."
Ink fiddled with his phalanges. He looks worried.
"I don't know anything about him yet. But I plan too. The poor guy seems a little distraught about Outertale, so he must be a good guy." He looks away. "Though I'm still kinda worried he might be secretly evil. He came out of nowhere - just like Error - and I don't remember making him. I'll definitely need to keep an eye socket on him. Just in case."
He looks back up.
"I'll be honest, being brothers will make keeping tabs on him easier and ... it might be nice."
He hid in his scarf and mumbled.
"... but I hope he doesn't find out about my soullessness and hate me."
Realising how thinking that made him feel, Ink glared at his blue vial.
There's a reason he doesn't drink it often.
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Frostbyte112 to Error: Hello Error!! I bring gifts!!!
*a pile of chocolate falls from the sky beside Error*
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Error looks from the pile, then to the asker.
Grabbing a chocolate bar he turned it over to check for tampering. Then he shoves the chocolate bar into his face using his five tongues, wrapper included.
He gave a half hearted glare, his voice like an old tv.
"... if this is poisoned I'll h-h-h-have you know I'm immune. Nightmare m-m-m-made sure of that." Quieter he adds, turning away with a gentle blush. "... thank y-you for the chocolate."
He starts knitting a Frostbyte112 doll.
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AudiblyExausted to Core Frisk: *Bondtale!Frisk seemed to latch onto Core in a hug, refusing to let go unless pried off.
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Frisk is confused about how Bondtale!Frisk isn't phasing through them, and returns the hug gingerly.
A couple black tears escape and they hide their face on Bondtale!Frisk, not being able to close their eyes fully to stem the tears.
"Thank you ..."
It doesn't seem like Core Frisk is letting go anytime soon either.
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Frostbyte112 to Classic: Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school?
I heard he just didn't have the stomach for it!
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"heh! good one kiddo. you've got some real class." Sans twirls his pun sign lazily. "what do you do when you see a skeleton at a rave?"
Dramatic pause, followed by jazz hands.
"jump outta your skin and join 'em! heh heh heh."
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wattttpaaduser to Fresh: Fresh I give you a rare furby that you don't have to add to your collection.
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"Heh. Thanks bro-dude! Tryin' ta cheer up lil' ol' me." Fresh hugs the furby and gives a smile.
The smile seems a little fake. His emotions were still lagging from Outertale and he was trying to pretend he was fine.
"But I wouldn't call it a diddly darn collection, yet man. Just ten at home so fars. Used 'em to practice coding colors. However, I have ... new plans for the lil' guys. Definitely going ta need more though, dawg."
His fake smile stretched wider as he gave some finger guns.
"Catch ya later muh homeslice. Stay rad!"
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Camote_Plateado to ... me!?: Que hay mi radical amigo? 👉😎👉 / What's up my radical friend? 👉😎👉
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... I'd make a joke about looking up and then replying "the ceiling," but I have no idea how well the joke would translate (yet I still squeeze it in XD). so, instead, I shall attempt answering ... like a 'normal' person.
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Naaah -
I'm great homedawg! I up and be all battling with the sickest of espresso depressos, man. I be usin' this here slick fic as a means to escape the unrad vibes that be buggin' out my jams through the radical innovation of escapism at its most fly, yo!
...
I'm getting better though. It just takes time. (and my dog died this week and it really hit hard when I realised I couldn't explain to my other pets that she wasn't coming back ... she passed before the vet returned with the syringes. It's not my first loss (family or pet), but it was the first time I was there. I can only hope i was any sort of comfort)
Now if you don't mind, I'm going to ignore irl for a sec as I process and be using the lovely questions you so kindly translated for me into an English version ^^
- gracias por hacer eso <3 No tengo idea de la precisión que tiene el traductor de Google, o cómo estás leyendo un Fic Fresh en inglés - eso es muy impresionante incluso para los hablantes nativos a veces XD
Camote_Plateado to Fresh: FRESH:
How does it feel to be the most radical, cool and cool Sans in the whole multiverse?
Do you plan to meet the yin of the balance?
Did you know that in other multiverses you are a parasite or a high school student?
What do you think of these ships?
-Errotfresh
-Inkfresh
-Freshlust
-PaperFresh
-Epicfresh
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Q1: "Feels totally fantastic bro!" Fresh exclaims, giving finger guns.
His hands fall slowly back to his sides.
"... at least dat's what I think? Don' really know bro - emotions have been a little outta wack since Outertale up and poofed with frisky business, but tha' hasn't been too long ago." He frowned briefly. "M' all hoping that the void deity can fix it. It's ..." His shades went out. "Uncomfortable."
He rubbed his cheekbone, just below his soul.
Q2: His shades return to default as he smiles. "That I do muh radtastic brotato chip! Actually planned to meet them skele-dudes first but then Inky up and found me. Dat Error bruh needs a hug."
Q3: "Nah, friend. The void deity never went on to tell me 'bout the other multiverses." He tilted his head. "It's ... cool, I guess."
Q4: Fresh looks from the asker, to the ship list, then back to the asker before taking a deep breath through his nasal cavity. His smile twitched.
"Firstly. Y'all a bunch o' filthy sinners. Secondly, who is Paper and Epic? No - wait. I don' wanna know. They probably don't even exist in this multiverse. As for lust I was told to steer clear of his AU's due to muh code probably not reacting well to the setting (aka violently). Ink is muh bro, and I haven't met Error yet, but I'd like for the same."
Suddenly his shades go out as he looks at the askers.
"If any of y'all do this with me ..." He leaned in darkly, angry purple leaking from his sockets. "... you'll have a very unrad time."
He leaned back, smiling fakely.
"Huh. Guess I can still feel some things after all."
Camote_Plateado to Nightmare: NIGHTMARE:
What do you think of your gang?
Do you miss Dream?
Do you know the balance?
How do you get along with Error?
Nightmare, I want to tell you that you are some of my favorite character in the multiverse and that I think what happened to you was horrible, no one should have gone through something so hard, I hope you are happy and can have a normal life one day ...
But if you don't want to have a normal life and you are perished to the Nightmare canon, I wish you the best of luck to dominate the multiverse> :) (although I know you don't need it)
Atte: una Simp de Nightmare 💜💜 / Atte: a Simp from Nightmare 💜💜
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Q1: Nightmare glares to hide a smile. His tentacles lower a fraction.
"They're a bunch of children that I can't take my sockets off of if I wish my castle to stay intact." He pinches his nasal ridge. "Don't even get me started on how many times I've caught Horror trying to shove Dust into the oven ... thankfully it's always been off."
He scowls. "For now. Dust should really learn when to stop teasing. I swear I'll end up stabbing him one day if the others don't get him first. No one would miss him."
He looks away to hide a frown, tentacles thrashing.
The octopus is lying.
He'd be torn up to lose any of his ragtag family, even if he doesn't let himself show it, he knows it and so do they.
Hard to express yourself when it hurts to be positive.
Q2: Nightmares tentacles still and lower as he turns toward the asker with an unreadable expression.
"... no."
Liar <3
Q3: "'Does he know about the balance.'" He mocked, before barking out in a laughter that wasn't amused. "You mean the thing that ruined my life? Continues to ruin my life!?" His tentacles sharpen as his voice takes on a sarcastic tone. "Nooo - Why the hell would I know about the thing that took my brother - I, uh, I mean-"
He turned away with a scowl.
"Shuddup."
Q4: He turned back with a narrowed eye socket. "... he doesn't visit often, but we get along okay. I keep trying to get him to join the gang to get him outta that anti-void. He's complained about the 'voices' that live there."
He gave a wicked smile, tentacles looming dangerously.
"You wouldn't happen to know anything about that now, would you~?"
Q5: Nightmares expression returns to being unreadable. "..."
Q6: A twitch. "..."
Q7: Still blank faced. "... what's a Simp."
Camote_Plateado to ... everyone: For everyone, did you know that they are observed by more than a thousand people
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(I was hoping there wouldn't be one of these 'to everyones' ...)
Fresh and Error tilt their heads curiously but don't really care.
Classic shows no reaction that he even heard the question, twirling his 'puns here' sign.
Ink is awed and decides to wave excitedly at all his fans (because what else would they be?), while Dream and Blue look worried and confused. The Council is slightly panicked at the security breach.
All of the Alpha Timeline lazy skeletons are freaked out at the revelation to varying degrees - except Mars who doesn't think it matters. The energetic skeletons wave like they're on tv - except Edge and Black who act uninterested while subtly posing.
All the deities shrug or don't react - they don't care. Except Chaos - they smile and wave.
Nightmare's tentacles are in a defensive position to protect the team as if it were a threat, his socket narrowed. The rest of the gang just kinda shrug. Even the ghost's Ash and CC shrug. The Spies narrow their sockets in a way that asks for silence on their position.
And I blink slowly with a deadpan expression. "Huh. Woudjya look at that - didn't notice."
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KKKJAVIER to Fresh: Hey fresh do you have any on going plans that have any of the good or bad sanded involved? If so what is it? Just want to know you don't need to answer :]
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"Yo, of course I'll answer bro!" He smiles fakely, and tilts his head. "It's not like anyone is listening 'cept you bros. Long term I up and plan ta spy on both sides ta drop hints where it be necessary. Make sure no one important, like, dies, y'know? Also gonna instal some form o' radical surveillance system. Other than that an' muh job?"
He starts counting the plans off on his philangees as he says them.
"Hug Error - and all the balance keepers and their close allies - but especially Error, throw a bucket of pink glitter at da goop-boi, wake everyone up with ice water at least once, change out condiments, place furby's in weird places, 'misplace' Error's Ink doll into the Council meeting room, etc."
He rubs his hand conspiratorially.
"Y'all welcome ta suggest some more radical pranks, yo."
KKKJAVIER to The Deities: (group question for the deities)
Who makes the most trouble and who is the one to tell them off or give them a punishment for it.
Also if you were all fighting a common enemy what would be your roles in the fight for example who would be the tank, healer, fighter, mage and rouge of course there are other roles those are just the basic ones.
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Q1: Karma stares coldly at Fate. She feels her sins crawl up her back.
"Depends if you mean on a multiverse scale (Fate) or just the Deity Realm (Chaos and Luck)." Karma returns to looking at the askers. "I am the one to enact punishments and rewards. Though I don't usually tell anyone off." He smiles disarmingly, with a wink. "I like to strike when you least expect it. I love a surprise~"
Destiny speaks up. "If anyone does tell someone off, it's usually me, but not often. Though, Void has a way to do it with just a stare for such a non presence." She shudders. "Not a staring contest you can win."
The Void smiles smugly. <Thank you dear - eons of practice. Did I ever tell you the time I->
Time interrupts, knowing how he likes to rant. Void rolls his eyes.
"Void once erased my house." <It was an accident!> "Luckily my bro Space managed to make a new one." Time added, glancing at his twin. "Though I could have just gone back to keep the perfectly good one we had."
"Bro." Space dead panned. "We had shag carpet the last time you did that."
Lady Luck had been watching it all with a lazy grace. She smirked. "I've managed to avoid most of the drama."
Chaos glares. "I'll prank you one day Luck. You can't last forever."
Time looks to Luck. "Didn't you burn down your house in rage after Karma beat you in a card game one day?"
"We do not speak of that day." Luck says, sipping ice tea.
Fate is sitting in a corner trying to look highty. "They're all troublemakers."
Q2: Time speaks up almost immediately. "Archer healer! I could play games all day."
Space speaks next. He looks to the asker exasperated. "Time tends to lose himself to any form of recreation - literally levitating in excitement. I prefer to keep my head in the real world, thank you."
The majority of the deities laugh at the irony.
Yeah. They know.
Space rolls his eyes. "But if you mean real fighting, I tend to guard Time - our fighting styles are rather dependent."
Time adds, smugly whispering. "He's a dragoon. And he's fucking good at it."
Karma doesn't say anything about the swear, but there was a flicker of a smirk. "All rounder here, though I do lean toward stealth. Keep the enemy on their toes and all that."
Chaos answered next like it was obvious. "Rogue ninja mage."
Collective eye roll.
Destiny replies unsure. "Bard. I believe that's the term. My strings can make music and can buff stats - sometimes at the same time."
Fate scoffs. "I don't have to answer-"
"She's a berserker that mercilessly uses her string as a wip, the sadist." Tme tattles.
Because if one thing is a fact, it's that Time will tell.
She gives him a scathing look. Time returns it.
Void answers last. Everyone is curious - they've never seen him fight.
<... if it comes down to a true fight, I would be the tank and mage as I am unkillable and my magic is as vast as the voids I oversee ... but I would not likely participate. I wouldn't want to accidentally take my allies down with my enemies - or Author forbid the entire multiverse.> Quieter so only the askers hear. <Not again.>
Everyone has a bead of sweat rolling down their heads.
(is it any wonder he has such a poor sense of overpowered? ... or maybe he's lonely :'( )
KKKJAVIER to Me?: Yeeee (☆▽☆)
*Gives hugs and pets to author*
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*hugs back wide eyed*
Gasp! A puppy! How did you know??
(yeah i know this technically wasn't an ask, you didn't mean it that way, and you didn't know - but that's funny. Let it be known I have a dark sense of humor at times. Coping is coping)
KKKJAVIER to Nightmare's Gang: Hey nightmares gang have any of you ever seen or met any kings or queen's on the surface? Like in your timelines before? If not have you ever wanted to see or meet one of the royals in person?
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They all turn to Horror who chuckles.
"... yeah. once. queen's a nice lady ... sense of humor too."
Killer explains. "horror's ebott is near england. somehow he managed to stumble onto her dogs and return them. lucky bastards the only one 'sides nightmare who's au is still intact."
"... the crumpets were good." Horror added.
"hey." Dust asked. "weren't you knighted as a show of peace between monsters and humans for that?"
"heh heh, yeah." Horror admitted. "should have seen inks face when he found out ..."
Killer put down his phone. "wait - he found out? what did he do about it??"
Horror snickered. "bloke tried to break into buckingham palace to warn her ... didn't know they don' live there anymore."
Nightmare finished the story with a smile and chuckle of his own, knowing the end. "Now Ink's the one on their watch list."
He turns to the asker with a thoughtful expression.
"I used to want to meet royalty when I was a kid. All those books about princes and princesses ... but now? As King of Negativity, I know what it's like to be the center of attention walking down a street - if with less positivity - and I don't have a kingdom to run, just these knuckleheads to manage." "hey!" "As I grew up I realised they're just people too. Same goes for celebrities and influencers."
Cross hid in his scarf. "... i'd still kinda like to meet one."
Killer and Dust exchange looks and shrug. "too much effort."
Horror waves bye to the askers with a smirk. "... ta."
(hype for british Horror? Oh - and that he still has his AU and Papyrus. Dust is Canadian and Killer American
(not that they saw their Surface much), the rest idk)
KKKJAVIER to star Sans: Hey star sans crew have you ever wanted to meet a royal on the surface? Like a king or queen maybe even Their grandchildren? Just wanted to know :] (my reasoning for this is that they are miserable bro so many people breathing down their backs and tacking stuff from them right now they can only have one thing for them to have and they would take it away so nothing to call theirs, and also them having to be well behaved on a family members funeral sucks you can't cry and let it all out cause Everyone is watching them very much so SUCKS. They really need a break from all that. :[ They be needing hugs and affection bro
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Dream Gasps. "That sounds horrible! I agree - they deserve hugs and breaks away from the public. No one should have to fear showing emotion at a funeral. Before you said that, I probably would have said yes, but now I feel like I would be putting my wants forward before thinking about what they want."
Blue was nodding along. "I HAD NO IDEA THAT SURFACE ROYALTY HAD IT SO HARD. I KNOW QUEEN TORIEL HAS A FEW BAD DAYS IN THE UNDERGROUND, BUT EVERYONE HAS BEEN RESPECTFUL ABOUT HER PRIVACY. THOUGH SHE DOES HAVE A FEW MORE PEOPLE POKING INTO HER LIFE ON THE SURFACE, MOST BACK OFF WHEN ASKED ... BUT I SUPPOSE NOT ALL SURFACES ARE AS PEACEFUL AS UNDERSWAPS. WE DON'T HAVE AS MANY WORLD WARS IN OUR HISTORY."
"Well I think meeting royalty would be cool!" Ink says. "But they always turn me away at the door." He pouted. "Same with world leaders. They don't believe me when I tell them my role." He brightened. "I've met a Native American Chief though! Don't remember what tribe. She offered to do a 'smudging' thing. When I said yes I thought she was going to bring out some art supplies and sketch me, hee hee. I forget how that happened."
"I can't remember the tribe and clan either. They did kinda blur together after so many." Dream said, tilting his head trying to remember. "At first we kept getting kicked out of different tribes when you kept insisting you were the Creator and tried to walk right into their houses. Not that I blame them. That was very rude."
"Oh yeah! I did do that!" Ink laughed. "Not my fault I'm not what people expect."
"... this is why you're not allowed in places of worship." Dream shook his head and tisked. "That stunt you pulled at the Vatican was awful. And don't get me started on the shrines in Japan. What if their beliefs are actually also right?"
Ink shrugged. "It's possible. I create AU's by believing hard enough about an idea. Get enough people on board and it's basically the same thing, I think. Why?" Ink gave a playful shove with a laugh. "Saying I should look out for lightning strikes?"
"You've been struck three times in my time knowing you." Dream dead panned.
"Huh." Ink tapped his chin. "Don't remember that."
"Yeah, they probably didn't help in that department." Dream said, trying not to smirk.
"Hey!"
Blue looked between the two confused. "WHY WERE YOU TWO VISITING HOLY PLACES?"
Dream explained. "I was looking into folklore and legends from around the globes and AU's for a way to help my brother back then. Ink came along like some tourist and wouldn't stop touching things." He frowned briefly before his smile returned, if a bit smaller. "Unfortunately my search was a dead end. But at least I got to explore all kinds of cultures?"
Blue pouted. "MUST HAVE BEEN BEFORE I WAS PART OF THE GROUP. THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS FUN."
"Mm-hmm! Lot's of fun!" Ink said. "What was the asker's question again?"
They shrug.
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ZaryasTales to Fresh: Wassup my homie, anyway watcha gonaa do once you meet glitchy bruh
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"First, imma give that glitch broseph a big gnarly hug." Fresh answers, smiling. "Then, imma ask if he wants ta be muh bro, dude." Fresh's smile shrinks a little. "Tho I may not be able to hang much, homeslice. He's got an unrad job to do."
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S1xb0nes to me!: What made you make this story?
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Thanks for the question!
I find Fresh an interesting character in both his chaotic personality and his weird origin - Fresh was actually meant to be a troll character (as admitted by loverofpiggies) but the fandom loved him and made so many fan works for him.
He was just a silly idea that people fell in love with, even when the creator wasn't expecting it.
The same could be said about Undertale.
So many little things had to happen to get here, to this moment, where I could meet and talk to all of you over a reimagining of an OC based around a game character from something that wasn't expected to get as big as it did (got that from a youtube video). I'm happy my silly idea could reach even a fraction of you and I look forward to seeing what you, the community, make of it next - if anything.
One day I hope to share something a little more original though XD
In short, the idea of Fresh feels ... validating. Inspiring. Like even a "nobody" can chase their dreams and exceed them. Communities coming together under mutual interests and accepting each other's weird individuality (mostly - and it hurts that i have to add that mostly).
Not bad for some 90's nightmare.
Oof - so cheesy. To be fair I do have it written on my profile: I am a sappy person. Probably why I like Undertale, parmesan and puns.
For better or worse, I'm never not in my thoughts.
So one day the thought hits that Fresh is kinda like that person playing Creative mode for giggles while everyone is set to Survival. It didn't take much of a leep to make a parallel to a Minecraft Admin.
And tuh-duh! Admin Fresh.
Also the idea of Fresh being from the Void was just epic.
But mostly it was to unstick writers' blocks XP
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Shilo9517 to Classic: Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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"heh! nice timing on that delivery, f-fly-i." Sans twirls his sign. "... do you think tall people sleep longer in bed?"
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poz_yo_ke_ze to Fate: Have you thought about leaving the poor multiverse alone? I mean, I think you could spend your time in a different way
By the way:
FUNK YOU
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Fate gives the asker a cold look.
"You presume to tell me how to run MY multiverse? Ha! Without me things would fall to anarchy under my sister's care. All that 'chose your own destiny' crap she's all about. It is only by her tampering that my power is not absolute."
She scoffs and crosses her arms.
"I don't trust her chosen one - or any of the other creations, for that matter - to do what needs to be done without the right push. The plots would start to crumble under her 'care.'"
A smirk.
"In some respects, she's almost worse than me, merely providing the illusion of freedom. There are only so many options to choose from after all, and sometimes none of them are good ones."
Her expression is stern, but lost in an old memory.
"We are all chained to our Fates. It's better than the lie my sister sells."
poz_yo_ke_ze to Karma: Why haven't you done anything to Fate? Or you're waiting for their "sins" to accumulate (It feels weird to write "sins")
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Karma smiles. "That girl needs a good wake up call. The longer I wait, the more likely she is to get the message. Inks memory of her was the first try. Destiny's plan is rather soft for my liking, but it will make a nice second attempt. If that fails, at the rate Fate is going ..." He gives a dark smile. "Some sacrifices will need to be made."
poz_yo_ke_ze to Annoying Dog: I would make a comment putting "dog barking", but I think that would be offensive
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Annoying dog wags his tail. He doesn't seem to mind.
"Bark bark!"
(Man ... I hope I did Toby right by this - I don't know if he's actually that philosophical, but I was moved writing that reply and I've written some sappy things in my time. I didn't know words could be strung together like that until I tried to channel Toby's psych as my own - it was like he was right here with me and I knew exactly what to write. )
Beautiful :')
poz_yo_ke_ze to Bad Sans: Have you ever thought about the possibility of there being one or more traitors? I'm not saying there's One, Who is the one who does the most nonsense per day or does it equivalent?
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Error sits this question out in favor of knitting.
"If there were a traitor it would definitely be Cross." Nightmare said, smirking.
"Cross." Killer said.
"Cross." Dust nodded.
"... Cross." Horror chuckled.
They all turned to Cross.
"wha- hey! i would nevah! you wound me." He put a hand to his sternum as if really wounded. He was trying to hide a smile.
"Not even for a meme?" Nightmare asked.
Cross looked about to reply then stopped. He gestured in a so-so maner.
He crossed his arms and leaned back. "but i'd be back the next day and it's not like i'd give them anything important, so it's not really a problem is it?"
Everyone burst out laughing. Cross was honest to a fault when not joking around.
Nightmare turned back to the askers. "No ones gonna betray us in the gang - we're tied by Fate. Some of our spies on the other hand, aren't under as strict of binds. But seeing as Ink hasn't busted the door down? I think we can assume we're good."
"ink isn't exactly ... subtle." Dust snickered.
Killer smiled, from his phone. "if there were a traitor it wouldn't take long to figure out."
"... who you texting?"
Killer looked up. "None ya business~"
CC informs Cross it's Blue, and Ash informs Dust of the same.
The two start giggling at the same time.
"Care to share with the class?" Nightmare looks annoyed.
"pfft." Cross recovered first. "why the hell are you texting blue when he's in the room Killer?"
Blue stage whispers. "SHH. THE ASKERS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE SPY SQUAD IS YET. WE'VE BEEN DOING SO GOOD SO FAR!"
"... what were you gonna do if someone asked you guys?" Horror asked amused.
"UH-"
"this~"
"tch. i think the ~ gave ya away."
"i think we should stop while we're ahead."
Horror shrugged. "... also pretty sure people think you are spying on us ... not for us ... just thought the question made it seem that way."
"Unless you really are traitors?" Nightmare asked, squinting.
There were negatives all round.
"Good."
Cross points to Horror and Dust to answer the second question. "those two tend to stir up the most trouble. especially in the kitchen. throw blue in and we're lucky to still have a kitchen left."
Dust gives a so-so gesture, Horror shrugs and Blue rolls his eyelights.
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lemonadeguy to The Spies: Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences
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"HUH. I THINK HORROR WAS ONTO SOMETHING WITH THAT LAST ASK."
"no, no - what if they think the bad sans are actually evil? it would make sans~."
"wouldn't they direct it at all of us then?"
"tch. i hate it when ya got a point."
"jealous~?"
"shut up, fuck face."
"speaking of-"
"n o ."
lemonadeguy to The Spies: Enjoy your time before said banquet because it will come sooner not later
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"MMM'YEP!" He says cheerfully. "AUTHOR FUCKED UP!"
"blue??? what the hell?"
Blue huffs. "I'M ALLOWED TO SWEAR IF I WANT. I KNOW ALL THE WORDS!"
A rough voice is wheezing from the laughter.
A mischievous smirk.
"RED TAUGHT ME!"
The laughter cut out.
"red!" The other two yell, disappointed.
"i did no such thing! and don' fuckin' give me away!"
"oh sweety. they already know~"
"tch. there's no way-"
"tch~"
"... touché."
A chuckle. "i believe you mean enchante~?"
"n o ."
"LUST, I THINK WE'VE TEASED HIM ENOUGH."
Lust pouts and backs off. "Boo." Lust smirks. "than what about you blue stuff~"
Blue gives a deadpan expression. "REALLY."
"welp ... at least one of us has kept their identity secret." He sips his coffee.
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RidingHood000 answered by Fresh: Can Fresh Wear lipstick? like if he put it on would it even stick or would it just fall off.
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Fresh looks up and thinks about the logistics of the question.
"donno bro - maybe if it were, like, a magic brand?" He shrugs. "i don' think bone is a conductive medium for radical color additions, homeslice. even if magic bone be all more flexible than the remains o' the more physical vertabruhs of the AU's, it ain't the same as skin." He throws his hand up in an act. "But now ya got me curious!"
Fresh created some purple lipstick and a hand held mirror. He tries it on.
"... it's a bit wonky. but it's not like i ever done dis before brotato."
He had it caked on really thick.
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Aperson1 answered by Karma and Chaos: If chaos can swap shampoo of all the deities without any repercussions that I know of, then could they potentially have fate slip on a banana peel?
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"Yeeesss." Chaos is excited for prank ideas.
"Oh do not worry." Karma smiles with mirth. "Prank will be met with prank - unless of course Fate is the recipient. I've made a few plans backfire already."
"It's worth it though." Chara says, adding. "And sometimes things end up even funnier that way."
"Besides." Karma gives Chara a fatherly head pat. "They bring joy to most the deities with their mischief, so their bad karma is not as steep as one might think. I had to threaten Fate from making them kill Life to 'see what would happen.' I made it clear what would happen to her should she kill off one of the balance holders."
Karma leaned in and whispered to the asker.
"Just between you, Chaos and me, one could say ... I've changed Chaos's Fate."
Chaos gave a wide smile, singing and twirling.
"I've got no strings on me~"
Karma chuckled. Then he posed like a commander. Dramatically he said.
"Go now, my Agent of Chaos! Fate's tv remotes won't hide themselves!"
Chara curtsies with a smirk.
"My pleasure~"
Chaotic laughter fades into the distance.
"What a pleasant child." Karma says. "I love my job."
***
Truenote to Nightmare: Are you made from the goop or are you just covered by it?
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Nightmares tentacles twitch, but he answers.
"Both. The top thinner layers can be removed without any trouble, I can even will it away. However, removing the deeper goop would be like 'skinning' me alive."
Nightmare shuddered.
"... the idea's Ink gets. If it weren't for my brother ..."
He turned away, tentacles twitching harder.
(Nightmare's have layers.)
Truenote to Error: Hey Error how many chocolates can you eat before you get full? Can skeletons even get full?
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"As m-m-m-many as I want, and you can't s-s-s-stop me."
He shoves another chocolate bar in his face. He still doesn't care about the wrapper.
"A monster can e-e-e-eat for as long as it takes to equal their m-m-m-magic reserves, regardless of HP. Skeletons, Molsmals, B-B-B-Boss Monsters. We're all the same, just in different p-p-p-packages and power ... I haven't been 'f-f-f-full' in a very long time. I don't have the t-t-t-time to eat that much and it's not n-n-n-necessary for me to live. The anitivoid keeps m-m-m-me functioning."
He starts to knit a Trunote doll.
"Life's Lemons and Lemonade can c-c-c-come close though. They are definitely the b-b-b-best in raw numbers, but I prefer chocolate."
Truenote to Void: Does anything happen in the void other than Gasters coming there?
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<Well, occasionally I will let wind exist in the True Void.> He shrugs. <Just to spice things up a bit - I'm more of a minimalist ... the Gasters seem to appreciate it though.>
<The other Voids are more 'interesting.' One time another multiverses Void slipped into the batch - something about a christmas party. I made sure to return it before they were any the wiser.>
Truenote to Fate: What happened for you to end up like this?
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Fate is silently examining the asker.
She takes a while to answer.
"... long ago, my sister made a promise." She looks away with a sad scowl. "I should have known better than to believe her. Things can never go back to what they were. That's all you'll get from me."
She glares at the asker.
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That's all the questions! Next special will be 10K.
Thank you all for your questions and interest in this story. I have a feeling that the next chapter will either be very soon or very not - we shall see.