Disclaimer:
I own nothing but the plot
Peter's pov:
Welp... Im doomed.
It's Friday.
Natasha knows I'm her Spiderbaby.
May says she has news... I mean that's beside the point but just thought it was interesting to think about.
I've been banned from Spider-manning until Monday so I've currently been working on improving my AI Karen (A/N not sure if I mentioned Karen before but here she is now) while trying to mentally prepare myself for dinner tonight.
My phones been buzzing for a while now so I go to check it.
Spiderfamily
Mama:
Guess who I'm seeing today...
Sis:
Who?
Uncle C:
I SWEAR TONY I WILL HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT IF YOU KEEP THESE VENTS CLOSED!
Tinboy:
THEN STOP TRYING TO PRANK ME OTHERWISES I WILL THROW YOUR LONELY SORRY BUM OUT OF THIS COMPOUND!
THEN WHERE WILL YOU BE?
HOMELESS
NESTLESS
YOU
B
I
T
C
H
Omg I can't believe that worked...
Uncle C:
HA JOKES ON YOU, I'LL JUST GO HOME TO MY WIFE AND KIDS YOU BUM
wait
No
No
How do you delete?
HOW DO YOU DELETE!
Tinboy:
YOU HAVE A WIFE!
Boomer:
One... Language.
Two... YOU HAVE KIDS.
Boss:
You have both too Tones... At least soon you will 😊
Tinboy:
...
I...
Bro:
Wait...
Omg
Grandma:
I...
Cinnamon:
OMG CONGRATULATIONS!
You're gonna be an amazing mother!
Mama:
Congratulations!
Everyone:
Congrats Pep xx
Sis:
Well now that we've broken Ironboy...
Who are you seeing Nat
Mam:
I'll change the name of the the person I'm going to see!
Mama had changed cinnamon's name to Son
Son:
... Can I get an F in the chat?
Vinequeen:
F
Sis:
F
Bro:
F
Toaster:
F
PunyGod:
F
Jesus:
F
Bummer:
F
Uncle C:
F
Ironboy:
I faint for 5 minutes and no one checks on me and you also start a cult.
Son:
I appreciate the F's but imma jump out a window now.
Mama:
Peter no
Son:
Peter yes
Eye-Eye:
I can make our arrangement 4 weeks.
Son:
Peter no.
Mama:
Now I'll be there in 2 hours!
Birdie:
What
Just
Happened
Vinequeen:
Trauma
Trauma just happened.
Note:
Wow I actually posted... This was going to be a family dinner but I got carried away...
What do you think May's news should be?
What do you think should happened at the family dinner?
All feedback is appreciated xx