I just finished rewatching bsd wan and I realized that Dazai doesn't cook HAHAAHAHAHA but I just had a headcanon that Dazai can actually cook because of Y/n but just doesn't show it to others and only Y/n knows (and maybe Chuuya too( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
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3rd person’s POV
“Nagisa, did you figure out who’s in your group yet?”
“My group?”
“When you’re all set, tell one of your class presidents, me or isogai-kun”
Nagisa was confused by Kataoka’s question
“Did you forget? Our class trip’s next week!” Kayano reminded him
“Yeh! And do you know where it is going to be!?” Y/n excitedly asked
“Where?”
“My hometown~!”
“Yokohama?” Nagisa asked as Y/n nods excitedly
“She’s too excited for this” Sugino sweatdropped
“Honestly! Who arranges a class trip this early in third year!?” Korosensei entered the room as the class looks at him
“I can’t say I approve!” what he said wasn’t very convincing as he was wearing a kimono with an umbrella in his mouth wearing a wig and makeup
“You’re totally into it!” Maehara complained
“Geisha clothes!?”
“And they look good on him!?”
“Trust me its not” Y/n dumbfounded as Korosensei quickly changed
“You saw right through me!” Korosensei said
“It was barely impossible to not een notice” Y/n said
“Yes, infact, i can hardly wait to go to a business trip with you guys” Korosensei said as the class smiled as they sweatdropped
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It was almost the end of P.E. class as Karasuma was discussing something to the class “as you know, next week is our two night trip to Yokohama” he said while the class were sitting on the ground carefully listening
“And while I hate to ruin the excitement, let me remind you that you’re still on duty” he added “you mean we will still be assassinating Korosensei?” Fuwa asked
“Precisely.”
“Yokohama is far more larger and complex than this school, and you’ll be moving in groups that he’ll be following” Karasuma said
“Its an ideal location for snipers” he added as a certain dazai raised her hand
“Yes?”
“There’s a hired assassin there?” Y/n asked
“Yes, the government has already arranged for a sharp shooter to join you” Karasuma replied
“Upon success, each person will share in the ten billion yen based on the degree of their contribution. Be sure to pick your assassination friendly tour routes” he added
“Hai” the class replied bluntly as the bell rang sign that the next class has started
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“Groups for the school trip huh?”
“Hey karma-kun, do you want to be in my group?” Nagaisa asked looking at the said redhead that was chilling on his chair boredly
“Hm? Okay.” he replied bluntly with a smile “are you sure about that, Karma?” Sugino asked since the redhead that was walking towards them was basically a psychopath
“You won’t be picking fights and getting into trouble during our trip, right?”
“Don’t sweat,” Karma said as he pulled out a picture of him with his victims. “When i fight off site, i make sure to silent any witness” he said having a face similar to Korosensei as devil horns and tails are now visible on his head
“No one will breathe a word” he said Y/n looks at the picture in confusion “who took the picture then?” the brunette asked “hm? I don’t remember” the redhead shrugged and didn’t even try to remember
“C’mon! You can’t let him in our group!” Sugino complained to Nagisa “we are old friends, though” Nagisa replied as sweat drops were visible.
“So what’s the group? Nagisa-kun, Sugino, Kayano-chan, and..” Karma joined in their frame as Y/n walked to Nagisa “me~!” Y/n replies “oh! I also invited Okuda-san!” Kayano said
“Since we’re allowed to have more than six, why don’t we add another one?” Karma suggested as Sugino smirked “I thought that this may happen so I asked her in advance!” he said “who’s her?” Y/n asked
“How about the class’ idol, Kanzaki-san?” he said as he presented her “no object-” “YES” Y/n cuts off the poor puding lover’s statement as Kanzaki bowed “thanks for having me, Nagisa-kun” she said “yeah, sure”
“Oh my goodness, you’re so beautiful. Your voice is as soothing as the breeze of the air, your skin is as beautiful and soft as a rose! Ah! Even your eyes are brighter than the stars in the night sky! I would be really honored if you would commit double suicide with me~!” Y/n declamated her speech holding Kanzaki’s hand
Meanwhile, a certain baseball guy is fuming in jealousy. “Wow, you sure know your way of words huh?” Nakamura noticed
“of course! Learned it from the best!” Y/n replies happily
“Thank you for the compliments Y/n-chan,” Kanzaki replied quite blushing in embarrassment “but i would decline your offer on the double suicide” she added
“Aw, alright then! But if you do change your mind, just tell me~” Y/n winked at her “I don’t think she would change her mind” Nagisa dumbfounded at the girl’s statement “you don’t know that Nagisa-kuun~” Y/n playfully punched the blue haired guy’s arm
“Okay, now to figure out where we’re going to go!!” Kayano said as she pulled out a map of Yokohama “Yeah, where should we start?” Sugino said “I’ll help, I know a lot of good places there!” Y/n said as she went to Kayano and Sugino
“of course you do, that’s your hometown” Karma said as he patted Y/n’s head as she laughed
“What children. After you’ve been all around the world, a school trip is nothing~” their b*tch for a teacher said as she flipped her barbie blonde hair
“Then stay here”
“Feel free to stay behind, B*tch-sensei”
“Eh?”
“Keep the garden watered, ‘kay?”
“Hey, where should we go on day two?”
“Maybe start in chinatown?”
“Consider its viability for assassination though”
“But this route is more fun!”
“What’s that! Don’t you dare leave me out of the fun!” B*tch-sensei pulled out a small golden gun and pointed to the class as she got irritated
“Look! Do you want to come or not!?” Maehara shouted back “shut up! I suppose i’ll just have to!!” she shouted back as the door opens revealing their yellow octopus teacher holding tons of books in his tentacles
“One for each of you!” Korosensei said “what are they?” Isogai asked. “School trip guide books!” the octopus replies as he handed it out to the class
“they weigh tons!”
“what the-” Y/n completely let go of the book as it fell to her toes “their practically dictionaries!” Maehara complained “ack! These are heavier than the world dictionary!” Y/n complained
“How would you know that?” Karma asked her as he picked up her book that fell to her toes and gave it to her as she was jumping in pain “trust me when i say i’ve seen it before” Y/n said as she sat down
“Every sightseeing spot illustrated, the top 100 souvenirs, and travel self defense how-to’s from square one to practical use!” Korosensei explained “I stayed up all last night making them!” he added
“Just how psyched are you for this!?”
“Oh my goodness, these are heavy as f*ck!” Y/n complained “not really, you’re just too weak” Karma teased as an irk mark formed in the side of the girl’s head “oh? Then carry this for me then, oh so strong Karma!” she said with her eyes closed and an angry smile as she dropped her book above Karma’s
“Ack-” Karma almost lost balance but unfortunately for Y/n’s fun he didn’t fell “see i can manage” Karama said with an irritated smile as he was barely even able to carry it
“Thank you then!”
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Your POV
We were now currently in the train station waiting for our train as we saw the class a to d going to their trains
“Wow, the classes a to d are riding first class!” Sugaya said
“Were the only ones in coach, like always” Nakamura said
“Those are the rules in our school, we explained them to you when you came here, remember?” some teacher said as one of the students peeked out of the train
“Students with good grades get prioritized with the school funds” he said pushing up his glasses as another student eating a pocky peeked “oh dear, is that the stench of poverty i smell?” he said
“I swear once i’m done here i’m going to stop school again and continue in the agency” i whispered to myself “hai hai Y/n-chan” Nagisa heard and puts a hand on my shoulder
“Do pardon me” b*tch-sensei said as she made her dramatic entrance wearing a hollywood like clothes
“Greetings, students” she said as other people looked at her
“b*tch-sensei, what’s up with the Hollywood starlet look?” Maehara asked as i sighed in disappointment “she really is a b*tch honestly” I said
“Standard practice for any assassin that uses her womanly wiles, a lady should never neglect fashion just because she’s travelling” she said “you have a point, but i get easily cold” I commented
“You stick out like a sore thumb, go change” Karasuma said “as a teacher, you are their chaperone, look at the part” he added “don’t be such a stick in the mud karasuma! I’ll show these brats what a grown up trip--”
''take it off. Now.” Krasuma said as he glared at her and made her run to change ‘why does that sound like a forced bed tango?’ I thought
“Who’s chaperoning now?” Kataoka said in the train as i shiver feeling the cold breeze hit my skin “guess she’s been rubbing shoulders with the rich and famous for so long that she’s lost touch” Isogai said as b*tch-sensei sobbed
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We were now sitting in our groups and since we have seven members, Sugino insisted on sitting on the ground.
“Huh? The trains left the station, but where’s Korosensei?” Sugino noticed that our yellow octopus as a teacher was missing as i grabbed my hoodie from my bag and slid it on
“Oh hey there” i said as i noticed that Korosensei was by the window
“Eh!?”
“What are you doing stuck to the window, Korosensei!?” Nagisa asked
“Ne Korosensei, could you move a bit? You’re blocking the view” i said
“That’s what you’re worried about!?” Sugino smacked my head “he’s a superhuman being, he won’t die like that” i sighed
“I got a little late because I was buying snacks at the station, so i’ll tag along like this until the next stop” Korosensei explained “how on earth did you even get late if you literally had mach 20 for your speed?” I asked
“Oh and don’t worry” Korosensei reassured as he turned transparent “oh thanks, this will do” i said as i focused on the view outside while munching on my snacks
“This camouflage just makes my clothes and luggage are stuck to the window” he said “where on earth does that seem realistic?” i commented
“That’ll look just as suspicious!”
They decided to get Korosensei in by the window instead
“It sure is tiring, trying not to stand out while travelling” Korosensei said
“You could’ve just flew to Yokohama before us and waited there instead of sticking in the window train like that” I commented as i rolled my eyes
After a while, I started to get sleepy and leaned on the window as I closed my eyes “you know that’s just uncomfortable right?” Karma noticed as he chuckled “what am i supposed to do then?” i yawned
“Switch seats with Okuda and i’ll let you sleep on my shoulder” he said, attempting to tease me. As far as I wanted to punch him, I was too lazy and just went on with the flow “hey, i want to go get some drinks, does anyone want some?” Kanzaki asked before i could speak
“I’ll go with you, I’ll just sleep once i come back” I said as i stood up
“Oh me too” Okuda said “me too!” Kayano said as we went there.
On our way, Kanzaki bumped onto someone. “Oh, excuse me” she said as we walked away
When we came back I was already feeling drowsy since I wasn't quite used to walking during trips. “that…was a bad idea” i said “Okuda-san, do mind us exchanging seats?” I asked “n-no not at all” she replied as i sat beside Karma and leaned onto his shoulder
“Did that take that much of your energy?” he asked “yeah, i’m not used to it” i said in between yawns “never thought you’d consider my suggestion though” he chuckled putting an arm around my shoulder “can you blame me?” i said as i drifted to sleep
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Hope you guys enjoy~! And yeah thank you for all your patience on waiting for the next chapters!