UnOrdinary ChatFic (derogator...

By GodTierCake

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basically a chatfic before John's ability reveal (shocker!!)😰😰😰 Also self insert for meemes -plot -memes ... More

so it begins
thats kinky, John
The tea is overflowing today yall
sus??
the milk accident
W rizz
Stilletos and fishnets, if that's what you like
Date
Keene panics
update+announcement(?)

Somebody Stop The New Kid

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By GodTierCake

John- Kinky
Arlo- Arlo/Daddy
Sera-
Remi-
Isen-
Blyke- Blyke/Laeser
Yusechi-Trackstar/NewKid🏃‍♂️
Elaine- Elaine/SuckUp/John's enemy
Cecile-Newspaper gal

Trackstar: no because if I want to hit someone, I'm gonna hit someone

Kinky: Yuse NO

TrackStar: yuse yes

Sera: girlboss

Trackstar: 🙄‼

Blyke: new kid going crazy?

Isen: new kid gotta calm down

Trackstar: stfu rats

Trackstar: I'm just tryna assert dominance here

Kinky: you're trying to assert dominance by T-Posing and smacking the shit out of a bully

Trackstar: yes

Kinky: then laugh at their faces

Trackstar: duh

Kinky: yk what that's fair

Sera: calid

Sera: wait no

Trackstar: *flashbacks to calid*

Kinky: NOSBSKSBJZSKDA

2PM

Arlo: I just received notice that someone's been causing trouble in school today and is disrupting the hierarchy

Arlo: does anyone have an idea of who it is?

Kinky: boohoo go cry about your precious hierarchy you Unused yellow Crayon

Sera:

Isen:

Blyke:

Remi:

Elaine:

Cecile:

Trackstar:

Trackstar: *sniff* I'm so fucking proud of you john

Sera: no bc same ^^^

Kinky: ty I try

Arlo: I'm gonna hit you

Kinky: hit me harder daddy 😈😈

Arlo: ...

Arlo: I forgot why I had this chat muted,you are the root of my problems

Kinky: so, will you punish me for it 🤨😕😩

Arlo:

Arlo: again, who's been disrupting the hierarchy lately.

Kinky: oh its us

Kinky has changed Arlo's username to 'Daddy'

Daddy:

Daddy:

Daddy: nvm.

Sera: its us but primarily the new kid yk yk

Trackstar: who's new kid idk a new kid

Sera: it's you

Trackstar: who's me I only know a void of darkness

Kinky: are you beating some kid up again

Trackstar: it's not my fault when someones tryna fuck around with me and being a sexist bitch

Kinky: what wait what wait wait wait

Kinky: w h a t

Trackstar: you heard me :(

Kinky: drop your location cus it's time to go beast mode 😈

Trackstar: Follic Hall*

Kinky: oh I'm right here

Trackstar: this is the dude and

Trackstar:

Trackstar:

Trackstar: WHJ

Daddy: ?

Sera: ???

Isen: what's wrong

Remi: ^^

Blyke: ^^^^

Trackstar: yo did you just throw him out of the fucking window ksbsksbskjdbxmndjxnsksbzj

Trackstar: you killed him

Trackstar: I love you so much rn

Kinky: fuckkk I fucked up my PHONE

Kinky: it's ok though Sera can help me fix it

Sera: no lol

Kinky: BUT I BEAT UP A SEXIST THIS IS ONLY FAIR

Sera: wait ur rite tho

Trackstar: if she doesnt, I'll just pay for it , all in good favors of murdering the sexist

Kinky: aw <3

Trackstar: <333


3pm

Kinky: not to be gay or anything but Arlo is honestly DILF material but without the D

Sera:

Sera: So You're saying you want his D

Trackstar: damn John I didint know this side of you

Kinky: NO ODBKSGSJSVSNBZ

Kinky: I MEANT HE LOOKS KINDA DILF BUT NOT IN THAT WAY

Sera: John this isnt our dms

Kinky:

Kinky:

Kinky:

Kinky: oh shit

Trackstar: dilf literally means 'dad I'd like to fuck'

Trackstar: if you take out the d,its basically the person:= 'I'd like to fuck'

Trackstar: 🤨

Kinky:

Kinky:

Kinky: I should really rethink my words next time

Trackstar: you really should

Remi: did I just watch you kill Zeke

Trackstar: what

Trackstar: you saw that

Sera: you did WHAT

Daddy: not the new kid disrupting shit again.

Daddy: what did you do this time.

Isen: LMAO he deserved it tbh

Blyke: honestly #girlboss at this point

Remi: I really dont endorse violence, buuutt^^^^

Blyke: we watched him make fun of her, act super rude and like usual, Zeke says some Zeke shit like hes a king or whatnot

Blyke: talked about how John was a useless cripple and that she should just follow him instead of trying to suck up with him to Seraphina.

Daddy: he calls himself a king? What.

Blyke: ob you didint know? He does that to enforce his rules onto lower tiers

Daddy:

Daddy: is this why I see John getting beaten up by lackeys almost everytime I see him

Kinky: it ain't fun but like , they sUCK at physical combat so it's funny to watch them fail to punch me lol

Daddy: I'm going to have a talk with him later.

Blyke: then the new kid gets up, looks him in the eye and goes:

Blyke: "okay hit me jerk , show me what you're made of" So he gets pissy and throws a punch at her with a shit-eating grin, to get completely blown backwards right after we hear a sickening CRACK.

Sera has changed Trackstar's name to 'Newkid🏃‍♂️'!

Newkid🏃‍♂️: ayyy John let's

Newkid🏃‍♂️: let's murder him

Sera: omw, I heard the huge blast at Cavic hall?

Newkid🏃‍♂️: yeahhh

Kinky: I'm alr here so let's GO

Elaine: I dislike violence but #girlboss

Newkid🏃‍♂️:why?

Elaine: ... he tried to get handsy with me while ago and went like

Elaine: 'come On ElAinE'

Newkid🏃‍♂️:

Newkid🏃‍♂️:

Newkid🏃‍♂️: time to tear him a new one I wish I'd hit him harder

Remi: dONT Kill HIM THOUGH!?

Daddy: no, no , no, Remi. Let me deal with this.

Daddy: you have my full permission to beat him up as badly as you want. Kill him.

Sera: never in my life would I ever imagine liking Arlo

Kinky: am I ... better than everyone?

Newkid🏃‍♂️: aight arlo we gonna like yeet him

Daddy: good.

Daddy: yk what record it

Daddy: we need to make fun of him on Wellston twt

Kinky: omg I never thought I'd say this but ily Arlo?? Rn?? This is amazing???

Daddy: I never thought I'd be saying it but kill Zeke.

Kinky: yup omw

Isen: am recording

Blyke: I'll be commentary

Blyke: dear lawd have murthy

Elaine: omw to see this show

Remi: oh my god we just watched Zeke start a fist fight with her

Remi: only to fail at hitting her properly, and go after john Instead!

Remi: rude D:<

Blyke: did John fucking bitch slap him out the window and Zeke climbed back in

Blyke: yes

Blyke: Seraphina just clocked him square in the nuts

Elaine: omg #girlboss

Blyke: they're just beating the shit out of him at this point

Remi: what's yuse doing?

Blyke: she tapped Seraphina and John's shoulders?

Daddy: hm? It may be her ability

Blyke: DID SHE JUST REWIND THEIR INJURIES

Daddy: what.

Isen: DO YALL HAVE THE SAME ABILITY WHAT

Elaine: IS THIS HOW SHE BLEW HIM BACKWARDS?

Blyke: wait

Isen: the injuries dissapeared, but..

Blyke: Yuse is clenching her fist ready to punchhhh

Remi: oop

Blyke: holy shit she smashed him through 3 walls

Newkid🏃‍♂️: oh my ability?

Newkid🏃‍♂️: I simply used his strength against him. I took the burden of John and Sera's injuries and brought them to my fist and Recoiled it to Zeke.

Newkid🏃‍♂️: in a way, I can heal? Sorta

Remi: that's really cool!!

Newkid🏃‍♂️: ikr, I'm so cool /j

Sera: yo wanna hang at the mall with us later?

Newkid🏃‍♂️: I'm good. I need to work on my big load of commissions

Sera: commissions?

Newkid🏃‍♂️: Sera I have a job

Sera: ah

Newkid🏃‍♂️: lmk if yall need anything I can do almost everything, if not everything

Newkid🏃‍♂️: back to the point of John calling Arlo a DILF...

Kinky: STOP I DIDINT MEAN IT THAT WAY I THOUGHT DILF JUST MEANT GOOD-LOOKING

Newkid🏃‍♂️: HOW

Kinky: BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE POSTING GOODLOOKING GUYS AND CALLING THEM DILFS SO THATS WHAT I ASSUMED

Newkid🏃‍♂️: you know what

Newkid🏃‍♂️: you're a certified dumbass

Kinky: I'm hurt <\3

Sera: dumbass

Arlo: he called me a what

Isen: shhhh

Blyke: osbjdvskzb

Sera: ah john

Sera:

Sera: why are you blushing

Kinky: BECAUSE YALL ARE MAKING THIS SOMETHING IT ISNT

Cecile: interesting.

Isen: not you taking screenshots of these convos

Sera: if you release those I'm hanging you

Daddy: I will make your life hell

Cecile:

Cecile: 😕😐 okay

Sera has changed Cecile's nickname to 'Newspaper gal'!

[Reply]Newkid🏃‍♂️: again, about the DILF thing-

Kinky: STOPPPP

Daddy:

Daddy: wait so you think I'm attractive?

Kinky:

Kinky: nnnnioooooooo

Kinky: nooooo

Kinky:

Kinky:

Kinky: .

Kinky: wait

Kinky: I actually never thought of you in that light before let me think about it for a moment

Daddy: wh-

Sera: oh he's deadass

Elaine: imagine being attractive to the same gender, couldnt be me.

Kinky:

Kinky: I gotta put my thinking on hold cuz

Kinky has changed Elaine's name to John's enemy!

John's enemy: WH

Kinky: cant imagine being homophobic

Kinky: anyways

Kinky: I'm not scared to admit I find someone attractive so I'm still thinking

Kinky: htmmmfkfndmddjsknsujsvsj

Newkid🏃‍♂️: how did that transcend from straight keyboard smash to very gay

Sera: shit well your guess is as good as mine

Newkid🏃‍♂️: wait gimme admin phina

Sera: ?

Newkid🏃‍♂️: pls

Sera: okay

Newkid🏃‍♂️ had been given Admin Permissions!

Newkid🏃‍♂️ had changed Elaine's nickname to 'Suckup'!

Sera: BAHAHAHAHSJKZBJSVSZJJDBSSJ

Blyke:

Isen:

Daddy:

Remi: about the attractive thing

Kinky: yeah, I guess Arlo  is kinda attractive? Idk maybe that's just cuz I'm into blondes

Kinky: but hes universally attractive to most girls in Wellston so I guess that's a point?

Newkid🏃‍♂️: he IS!?

kinky: cuz hes strong, tall and king

Daddy: am I getting compliments from John

Daddy: what a day guys

Kinky: stfu Unwashed rice

Daddy: there it is

Newkid🏃‍♂️: did you just use my words

Kinky: 🥰

Newkid🏃‍♂️: [proud]

Suckup: why am I suckup

Daddy: isnt it clear why

Blyke: I

Isen:

Remi:

Sera:

Kinky:

Newkid🏃‍♂️:

Newspaper gal:

Kinky: imagine being slandered by your crush, couldnt be me 😩

Newkid🏃‍♂️: imagine getting roasted to flames by a Pasta head, couldnt be me

Sera: imagine getting burnt to a crisp by Asslo, couldnt be me.

Blyke: imagine being laesar burnt by Arlo

Kinky: LAESAR LMAO

Blyke: wait nO

Kinky has changed Blyke's nickname to 'Laesar'!

Laesar: NOOOOO

Note:
=this is an AU where Seraphina lost her powers, after 'NewKid's' arrival and she and john went to the mall. I couldnt think of a way to fit it in previously bc I made Seraphina rewind her drawing lmao? Maybe I'll come back here to edit it but whO knOWs (the fight between Arlo and John happened) but her ability loss will be a slight delay.??

Anyways confirmed ships-

Jarlo, Remiphina, Blysen

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