Grassy: Blocky?
Blocky: HUH? Oh, it's you.
GR: I wish my spot on the team was more res...re...
Basketball: Respected?
GR: Grassy needs respect!
BL: Okay Grassy, I'll talk to Golf Ball about-hang on, where IS Golf Ball?
8-Ball: Don't you remember? You killed them last episode.
BL: Yeah but don't they get, y'know, recovered?
Robot Flower: The recovery centers were DESTROYED.
BL: Oh. So how do we get them back?
[Blocky and 8-Ball walk toward Four]
BL: Four! We need-
[Four hits Blocky]
Four: Let's do Cake at Stake!
[New and Improved Cake at Stake theme plays]
Clock: But first we have to get Book & Foldy & Gaty & Golf Ball & Ice Cube & Lollipop & Taco & Teardrop & Tennis Ball back...right, Four?
[Four screeches at Clock]
4: Get into your TEAMS, people!
[iance members are pushed up by white podiums, followed by screaming]
4: iance, you lost last time. So you do the Cake at Stake. We recieved 9,983 votes. The-
Donut: WAAAAAAAIIIIIIT!!!!!!! Voters, if your comments looked like any of THESE, we did not count your vote. Be more careful!
x: You're on the other team!
DT: No! [Donut gets launched into the air, screaming, past all of the Recommended Characters]
4: The person who receives the most votes will be eliminated from BFB. [7 slices of cake fall onto a tray that appeared out of nowhere] I have seven [The number 7 appears onscreen] slices of cake.
[Loser nudges Cake when Four announces that he has cake, and cake gasps in return]
4: If I give you cake, you get to stay. But if not, no more game for you!
[Four puts the tray on x]
x: Oh.
4: Time to show the votes. [Four takes a crayon out of his crayon box and draws a bar representing Bubble's relative votes] Bubble got 147 votes.
x: Here ya go, Bubble! [x throws the cake to Bubble]
[Bubble catches the cake slice]
Match: Good, like, job, Bubble!
Bubble: YOY!
4: Ruby got 152 votes. [Four throws cake to Ruby]
MT: Like, good job, Ruby!
Ruby: Thanks. [Ruby eats the cake]
CK: Yikes!
4: Lightning and Snowball got 532 and 616 votes respectively! They're safe. [Lightning and Snowball get cake] So now it's down to Fanny, Flower, Match, and Pencil. Flower only received 838 votes.
Flower: Wow! [Flower gets cake] That's the second time I've survived an elimination!
4: Match is safe too, with 1,362 votes.
MT: [Match catches the cake] Look, Pence-Pence, I'm safe!
Pencil: Yeah! Too bad about Fanny, though.
x: Actually, Fanny is safe! [flings cake toward Fanny, but the cake gets caught in the spinning fanblades, spraying Flower]
4: Fanny is safe with 1,731 votes.
MT: Wait, but that means...
4: With 4595 votes, Pencil is eliminated. [Pencil is shocked]
x: That's the biggest ever! Oh yeah!!! [turns into an up arrow]
PL: Quick! Match! Activate the elimination prevention plaAAAAAAAAAAAAA- [Pencil gets sucked into Four, Four blinks]
MT: Like, what do we do when Pencil gets eliminated?
BU: I don't remember. Wait, oh, right! That's what alternates are for!
MT: But Book and Ice Cubes are on the different team now! Also, they're dead.
Saw: Yeah, THEY'RE dead, and so is everyone ELSE on my team! Except Dora.
Stapey: Yeah, and Foldy's dead too! You have to do something!
[Living members of Free Food, "Bleh", and A Better Name Than That yelling about bringing people back]
4: I will only recover one person.
Saw: Oh yes! Please! Thank you Four can you recover Ta-
ST: Hey, how come YOU get to-
GR: TENNIS BALL!
4: Okay! [Tennis Ball is recovered]
[more yelling about bringing people back]
4: FINE! YOUR EIGHT DEAD FRIENDS ARE NOW IN EIGHT OF THOSE JAWBREAKERS! BUT MOST ARE EMPTY. FIND ANY PERSON IN A JAWBREAKER TO MAKE YOUR TEAM WIN. THE LAST TEAM TO FIND A CONTESTANT WILL BE PUNISHED!!!
Lightning: So to clarify, we have to save someone from one of those jawbreakers for our team to be safe?
Snowball: It seems to me that that is the case!
4: Go!
[intro plays]
SW: Dora! How are we gonna win this with such a disadvantage? Dora
[Dora slams into the glass beaker with jawbreakers and a jawbreaker falls to the ground, Dora smashes a hole in it]
Book: [popping out of jawbreaker] Yay!
SW: That was easier than I expected!
4: [Bleh] is safe!
Leafy: Alright, now, Cloudy. [while Cloudy is arriving with a jawbreaker] Hey! How did you know to get a jawbreaker!
Cloudy: Huh?
LF: I didn't tell you your job yet!
CL: I hafe a jop? I waz juzd gollegdink.
LF: Well, your true calling is to bring jawbreakers to our team.
CL: [engulfing the jawbreaker and floating away] Id'z nod the zame!
[Leafy pulls out a clipboard with a "LOYALTY" sheet and crosses out Cloudy's "5" and writes a "4"]
Balloony: Did you get your job yet?
CL: Yeah.
BN: [sigh] Ya gotta do what ya gotta do...DAVID!!! You better start licking those jawbreakers!!!
David: No!!!
CL: [spitting out jawbreaker] Yeah... [takes out clipboard reading "TO COLLECT", and writes "LEAFY"] Kodda to whad I KODDA TO!
[every non-eliminated member of iance licking one jawbreaker]
BU: Everyone stop licking! I think I see Ice Cube inside!
[Ice Cube exits jawbreaker]
Ice Cube: Yay!
4: iance is safe!
MT: Hey! Isn't Ice Cube, like, one of our alternates?
IC: Uhh,
BU: Ice Cube! Please be part of our alliance!
MT: Yeah! Plus, we stopped licking, just for you!
IC: Uhhmmm!
BK: Ice Cube! You're back! We missed you!
[x goes toward BEEP]
x: You're missing a team member!
LF: Yeah, Roboty's off doing something. I'm sure he means well, but sometime's it's-
x: Four won't like this!
[3 second pause]
Nickel: Oobily goobily weezer beezers!
[Screen cuts to Roboty in a monochrome land with a waterfall and a thin board as a bridge]
???: [Distantly] Roboty!
[Screen cuts again to Woody panting and calling out]
Woody: [Distantly] Tell me where you are! [Roboty slowly realizing someone is calling for him] Can you hear me? We need you! [Roboty tries to move but the plank he's on moves a bit and he stops] Roboty!
BK: Ice Cube! You look nervous, did something happen? [Ice Cube shakes her head] Okay, but if anything bad happens, you can always tell me. [Book closes a door and walks away]
[Woody is still trying to call for Roboty]
LF: We don't know where he is!
[Leafy joins Woody in calling for Roboty]
NK: Rocky! Y-you don't have a job yet?
BN: Little one, let's put you to use. [Balloony picks up Rocky, who vomits on the Jawbreaker] Your acid will speed up the process!
David: Aw, seriously?
BN: You did good, little one! Who DOESN'T like salt 'n vinegar?
[Woody walks up to jawbreaker, covered in vomit, and licks it, only to scream; Leafy grabs Woody's tongue and stretches it for a few yards before losing grip; tongue goes back into Woody's mouth]
LF: Nickel I'm very sorry to take you away from your job, but I have a new one for you.
NK: I'm not gonna argue with you.
[Stapey smashes his upper part into a jawbreaker to uncover Lollipop]
Stapey: Hey! There's someone inside this one!
4: Free Food is safe!
Yellow Face: Is Foldy inside???
Eraser: No! It's Lollipop.
Marker: Punish her!
[Stapey smashes Lollipop's head and Marker licks her]
[All of Team Ice Cube except Gelatin and Naily licking one jawbreaker, Gelatin using Naily as a jackhammer on the same jawbreaker]
4: Team Ice Cube is safe!
[Bracelety is excited, but then gets disappointed because she didn't save Ice Cube]
Bracelety: It's not Icy.
Barf Bag: [To Teardrop] Don't worry! We're not gonna kill you or anything! [Teardrop runs off to "Bleh"] Oh no! Bracelety's
sad again!
Firey Jr: She'll get over it!
Roboty (in Drop Zone): [morse code for "Why"
CL: How'z id koink in there? Well that'z koot do hear! [Cloudy spits out a jawbreaker, it lands on Roboty and smashes him]
[Woody screams, Leafy grabs his tongue]
LF: Thanks! That was a really good one!
NK: Huh? That wasn't me.
LF: Now if you could just get it that wide every time, that would be great. [she lets go]
[Nickel smacks Woody several times while Woody tries to say "Roboty"]
NK: [while screen is showing only Woody] One can only dream.
LF: Come on! [while grabbing Woody's mouth
Tree: Okay, Black Hole, do the thing.
[Black Hole goes through 5 jawbreakers and opens them up]
Liy: This one's empty!
Pie: This one too!
Remote: [in Text to Speech female voice] Oh dang. It's all jam-packed with air.
Bottle: This one's empty too!
Pen: Uhh, what are you talking about? [pulling out Foldy] Foldy's inside.
BT: Yeah, Foldy is inside!
4: Death P.A.C.T is safe!
Foldy: Liy...
Liy: Foldy...Why don't you go back to your team with S t a p y where you belong?
Stapy: Foldy! You're back! [throwing Lollipop's corpse in front of Book and Saw] Wait, you look totally steamed! What's the issue?
Foldy: I saw Liy...
Stapy: Ugh...
[screen cuts to black, then to 8 Ball beside a jawbreaker, 8 Ball bites a hole into the jawbreaker]
Golf Ball: AAAAA STOP IT
8B: We found Golf Ball.
4: Another Name Than That is safe!
GB: Thanks for freein-
BL: Golf Ball, we need to talk to you about something. Grassy tells me you haven't been treating him with respect.
GB: Oh come on, really? Grassy?
Basketball: We've decided the new team leader is 8-Ball.
8B: Hmph.
GB: What? You can't replace me! I'm the team leader! TB! Do something!
Tennis Ball: I tried to stop them, bur they wouldn't listen!
Pin: Loser's getting someone!
[screen transitions to Loser licking a jawbreaker]
Eggy: [into the jawbreaker] Who are you? Can you tell me? I think it's...I can't!
Pin: [getting Gaty out of the jawbreaker] It's Gaty.
4: The Losers are safe. [phasing through Eggy] You know who's not safe? [now standing] Voters aren't safe.
NK: Oh wait, we're not last? Whoo! Dab it, my boyonocerus! [Woody dabs]
4: No, I played a joke on you. [x laughs] YOU'RE not safe.
x: One of you will be eliminated.
[Woody slowly un-dabs]
CL: I gan'd beliefe id. Thiz iz a teat poty!
RB: YIKES (in morse)
[text at the top reads "Truly Unfair"]
LF: What do you mean? He's still alive! He just needs a little air! Lemme show you!
BN: Wait! Stop! [Leafy pumps air into Balloony as Balloony tries to stop her from overinflating his head]
LF: See? Doesn't he just look happy to be alive? Don't you want to BE him? [to Cloudy] I agree with you. He is a hindrance when he is deflated. [sarcastically] Oh no...
[Woody blinks in sad]
4: Vote in the comments using the letter and square brackets under who deserved to be eliminated! Whoever gets the most votes will leave the show.
DT: And don't forget to use brackets!
NK: [sigh] You can stop licking, David. We already lost.
Taco, still in a jawbreaker: Uhh, Hello? Can anyone hear me?
[montage of eight days of Taco trying to escape jawbreaker]