A/N:
Hi! I decided to post another one-shot because. . . I'm bored.
This is gonna be another lyric prank video 'cause why not.
I'm using the song 'lost' from 'The Lightning Theif, the Percy Jackson musical'.
And this song exists in this AU, but it's not from the Percy Jackson musical, it's just a random song because. . . idk, I want it to be that way.
Sooooo. . . enjoy?
🔥Leo's POV:
I was sitting in my room, trying to think of a good song to lyric prank the group chat with because I'm bored out of my mind.
I was listing a bunch of my favorite songs in my head when it came to me. I smiled and pulled out my phone.
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Leo's Private chat with Nico and Will
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You
Hey guys, do you wanna lyric prank the weird nicknames chat?
CGB
Sure, why not
It was pretty funny to see them freak out last time
Well Shoelace
YES!!!!
CGB
What song do you have in mind
You
'Lost' by (insert clever band name here)
Well Shoelace
Oooooh, yes
CGB
Oh yeah, this will be fun
You
Yep!
Let's do it
Well Shoelace
Hehehe
We're being so evil
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The weird nicknames chat
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You
Guys, we just exploded a bus!
sTeEb
YOU WHAT
CGB
Yep
You
that was being attacked by demon triplet math teachers.
Metal Man
Huh? Are you okay?
Archery Pigeon
You exploded a bus!?!?!?
CGB
Oh yeah
sTeEb
Was anyone hurt?
Are you hurt?
You
Is the whole trip going to be like this?
Archery Pigeon
What trip?
CGB
I hope so!
Pete the Cat
fdjgeiugivbrovris
Metal Man
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HOPE SO? YOU EXPLODED A BUS!
CGB
Hades is sending his monsters after us
We're doing something right
sTeEb
Why is someone sending monsters after you?!?
Well Shoelace
All our food was in there!
All our clothes were in there!
ALL OUR FOOD WAS IN THERE!
Metal Man
What?
Where are you?
You
Sit tight
Metal Man
SIT TIGHT?
YOU BLEW UP A BUS AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO SIT TIGHT?
WHERE ARE YOU?
CGB
Look, I made an itinerary for any adversary
Drawn from the quests of heroes past
It's right here in my pocket
Archery Pigeon
huh?
You
It's where in your pocket?
CGB
Oops. It got busted in the blast
sTeEb
What did the paper say?
You
What did it say?
sTeEb
I just said that!
CGB
Take that bus to Los Angeles
Metal Man
Why Los Angeles?
You
We're not on the bus
CGB
I know
Well Shoelace
To Los Angeles
You
We blew up the bus
Metal Man
That's been implied
CGB
I know!
Well Shoelace
To Los Angeles
You
So what are we supposed to do?
sTeEb
Well, you can start by telling us where you are
CGB
Wait for another bus?
Archery Pigeon
That is a terrible idea
You
What if we blow up that one too?
Pete the Cat
Where are you?
Well Shoelace
We're lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA
sTeEb
Why are you in New Jersey?
Archery Pigeon
Better question: how did you get to New Jersey?
You
We're lost
Well Shoelace
And it's cold
CGB
And it won't stop raining
Pete the Cat
That's rough buddy
sTeEb
Oh dear, where in New Jersey are you?
You
Let's just go
Well Shoelace
No, not that way!
CGB
No backup plan
Well Shoelace
No food
Metal Man
Where. In. New. Jersey. Are. You.
You
No phone
Pete the Cat
But you're texting???
Well Shoelace
No adult supervision
sTeEb
Oh no!!!
CGB
We're lost in the woods
Archery Pigeon
Which woods?
You
And we'll never leave New Jersey If none of us are making a decision!
Well Shoelace
It's not safe to stay out here in the open when monsters are hoping to eat us alive
Metal Man
What?!?
sTeEb
Get out of the open!
Archery Pigeon
WHICH WOODS?
Pete the Cat
Are there certain monsters that like different weather? Like in pokemon go? Are there rainy weather monsters?
You
How do they know where we are when we don't even know? How are we gonna survive?
sTeEb
Stay calm, don't panic
CGB
It's your smell.
Pete the Cat
Oof
need some aloe for that burn?
You
I don't smell.
Well Shoelace
Dude, like listen, please Half-bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D's
Archery Pigeon
Since when do you say dude?
You
We smell?
Well Shoelace
like tacos or take-out Vietnamese
Metal Man
Oh god
CGB
So hopefully they just ate
You
Fantastic gang, well I don't wanna die in the garden state!
Archery Pigeon
I feel so bad for laughing
sTeEb
Can you tell us the last recognizable thing you saw?
CGB
We're lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA
Metal Man
You've said that twice now
You
We're lost and it's dark
Pete the Cat
But New Jersey and New York are in the same time one and it's 3 PM
Well Shoelace
And I think that something's moving! And I think it's coming this way!
sTeEb
Stay calm
CGB
Is it a monster?
Well Shoelace
It's a squirrel!
You
. . .
Dude, are you talking to a squirrel?
Metal Man
What?
Archery Pigeon
Who?
Well Shoelace
Satyr powers. Be nice. This squirrel knows every corner of the woods. Maybe he can help us.
Pete the Cat
You're not a Satyr?
Metal Man
you're asking a squirrel for help when you're literally texting superheroes!?!
You
Really? Cause I think that seems kinda... nuts.
Archery Pigeon
Pfft-
Well Shoelace
You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel you're sorry.
Pete the Cat
Uhh. . .
You
I am not saying sorry to a squirrel.
CGB
He's very sorry. Tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy
sTeEb
That's Leo, not Percy
You
Okay, okay, I am sorry.
. . .
What's he saying?
Well Shoelace
He says he knows where we are!
Pete the Cat
WILL! YOU CAN TALK TO ANIMALS?
You
Where are we?
Well Shoelace
He says we're lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA
Metal Man
Wow, helpful squirrel
You
I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me.
CGB
I'm getting that too
Archery Pigeon
Why do they hate you now?
You
Hungry monsters on the ground.
CGB
Angry gods are in the sky
sTeEb
Please tell us which woods you are lost in
Well Shoelace
No safe places to be found
Pete the Cat
I hate it when that happens
You
Wanna run
Well Shoelace
Wanna cry
Metal Man
Okay, calm down
You
Can't go back to any home
CGB
Camp is way too far away
Well Shoelace
Can't protect my only friends
Pete the Cat
But I thought I was your friend too!
You
No place to go
CGB
No place to say
Archery Pigeon
Oh my god, Steve looks like he's having a panic attack
CGB
We're lost in the world and the world is freaking awful!
Pete the Cat
Mood
You
And we're never gonna make it to LA!
Well Shoelace
We're lost
Metal Man
You've said that at least three times now
CGB
We're just kids
Archery Pigeon
FINALLY, YOU REALIZE!
You
We're alone
sTeEb
Well, you won't be if you tell us what woods you're in
Well Shoelace
This is impossible!
Pete the Cat
What's impossible?
CGB
Who put the fate of the world in the hands of three unprepared scared half-bloods? It's crazy!
Metal Man
Okay, first of all: Yes, it is crazy!
Second of all: WHY DO YOU HAVE THE FATE OF THE WORLD IN YOUR HANDS!?!
CGB
So pick a direction
sTeEb
No! Stay where you are!
Well Shoelace
It's your quest!
You
A direction?
CGB
We trust you!
Well Shoelace
A direction!
You
A direction?
CGB
A direction! Whatever you decide!
Metal Man
What are you talking about?
You
Whatever I decide
Well Shoelace
Whatever, dude, decide
Archery Pigeon
Once again, since when do you say dude?
You
There! I have a good feeling about there.
sTeEb
Stay where you are!!!
CGB
Children, come inside!
Pete the Cat
What 😃
Metal Man
Huh?
Pete the Cat
Anyone notice they're rhyming?
Archery Pigeon
. . .You're right
Also, Steve's face has now turned sickly pale.
sTeEb
PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE
You
Lol, we're at camp
Pete the Cat
But you said you were in new jersey
CGB
*Link to the song*
Metal Man
I-
Archery Pigeon
Oh, lol
Pete the Cat
Oooooh, that is such a good lyric prank song! I'm totally doing this to Thor and Loki. . . although Thor doesn't really know how to use a phone, so I'll have to teach him first
But this is great!
sTeEb
. . .
Archery Pigeon
Oh no, Steve's about to go into his 'patriotic lecture mode'
Pete the Cat
Oh no
I'm out
You
Eek!
Bye!
CGB
Yep, see you
Well Shoelace
Bye!
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A/N:
Soooo. . . thanks for reading?
I hope you liked the chapter! (Even though it was weird and random, and the book is technically finished.)
Also, I forgot to tell you guys, I just published the sequel, it's called "The Plane Crash (sequel to Wrong Number Kid)"
Welp, bye,
-Sundew ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ