Quackity was sitting on the bench while covering his wet face (cause he was crying you fucked up peice of shit,dont think like that😩)
"Thanos you sexy piece of shit" he sadly mumbled, wiping the tears away from his face, he hated Thanos for staling his heart, why did he even fall for that big fat purple- he sighed "I'm gonna make you mine" he said like one of those villains in movies as a horror themed song started playing faint in the background
He was gonna meet Thanos lover and kill them
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Quackity entered Thanos home, he looked around the house. It was decorated with paintings of something that looked like a house made of mud, "Hello" a raspy voice said, Quackity jumped in fear a big green- being with a egg like head was standing in front of him with a awkward toothy smile
"Hi-" Quackity cutely stuttered, his cheeks turned a bright shade of red, Quackity found them adorable, really
"I'm Shrek" the masculine figure said
Quackity quickly started a conversation, and god he was happy he did that. Shrek was beautiful, everything he did looked like it was a dance performed by a ballerina, the ways he talked the way he stared in to Quackitys soul when he talked, the fact that he put his gigantic foot on the table and sniffed them multiple times just, everything was amazing about Shrek
When it was time to leave Quackity didn't know what to do, he came here to kill Shrek but he ended up falling in love with him. He couldn't kill Shrek. He loved him too much.
He didn't know what to do, he love both Thanos and Shrek, "oh dear George, what shall I do?" He cried. He scooped up some of his shit from the toilet and started squishing it, the wet noise it was comforting to him
And then Quackity had a mental breakdown
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