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(Kiyo telling Sapphire about L.O.V.E)
Kiyo: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.
Sapphire: Okay-
Kiyo: Now throw that out the window.
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Kol: this is stupid.
Flex: Hey nothing we've done so far has been un-stupid and we're still alive, aren't we.
Kol: I can't argue with that but I feel like I should.
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Sapphire: So, you remember that you probably shouldn't fall in love with anyone, right?
Kiyo: Of course I do, there's no point in me ever liking someone-hell, I don't think I even have feelings-
Yuuto: Hi.
Kiyo:...
Kiyo: Ok, quick change of plans-
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Shino: A waiter could literally kill me and I'd still tip 20%.
Shino: Actually I'd tip more if they murdered me. That's great customer service.
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Shino: Uhm... why does Blake look so upset?
Kol: She took one of those "What quirk do you have?" Quizzes.
Shino: And what'd he get?
Flex, laughing: Ice powers.
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Ana: That's ridiculous. Kol doesn't have a crush on me.
Shino: Yes he does.
Flex: Yes he does.
Kol: Yes I do.
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"Your brain is more nonexistent than a head on cabbage after Clover finds it"
-David
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Momkey: Hey, it's your turn to wash the dishes.
Kol: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Momkey: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Shizu: I don't work well under pressure.
Shizu: ...Or any other circumstance.
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Sapphire: Nico, that toy is for ages 5 and up.
Nico: Yeah? I'm a part of the "up"
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David: I'm quick at math.
Mario: Okay, what's 38 times 76?
David:24.
Mario: That's not even close.
David: But it was quick.
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Blake: I wrote him a note telling him how I feel.
Shino: That's progress!
Blake: I tore it up and flushed it.
Shino:...
Shino: It's still progress!
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Nico: My wrist hurts.
Sapphire: Why? You were stuck in the nurse's office all day because you hurt your ankle.
Nico: I had to write "I will not be stupid and hurt myself ever again" like, a million times.
Sapphire: Who made you do that?
Venus: Me.
Sapphire:....
Venus: It needed to be done.
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Davis, monotone: Hey there demons, it's me, ya boi.
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Venus: How did you two get in an accident?
Shino: We were driving and there was a deer on the road so I yelled "Artemis Deer!".
Venus: And?
Shino: Tell 'em what you said.
Artemis: ...
Artemis: I said "yes honey?".
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David: Me and Alec, get along perfectly! Right, Alec?
Alec: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Flex: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.
Blake: Why?
Flex: I haven't died yet.
Blake: That's.. not how it works.
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Kol: How did you find me?
Shino: Oh, it was easy.
Shino: I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.
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Jack: We dont download films illegally. Because we're honest and hardworking people.
Clover: And we don't know how.
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Jack: You're probably one of those beautiful woman who doesn't even know it.
Blake: No. I know it.
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"I was put in an awkward situation and I reacted poorly".
-Shizu
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Flex: You wanna see how tough I am?
Flex: [Punches the wall]
Flex: Take me to the hospital.
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Kiyo: Me and Sapphire's friendship is weird.
Kiyo: Like, I would give Sapphire a kidney, but I'm not letting her have any of my cereal.
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Blake: You're annoying.
Jack: Than stop holding my hand...
Blake: ...
Blake: No.
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Aries: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeves.
Kol: You mean cards?
Flex: He did not.
Aries: *pulling knives from out of his sleeves* I did not.
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Sapphire: I bet you wouldn't be able to say 'bubbles' while making it sound threatening.
Kiyo: ...
Lynx: What is wrong, Kiyo!? You've been screaming 'bubbles' for the past hour!
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Riku: Here you go Sir, a nice, hot, cup of coffee.
Random Person: Oh, it's cold.
Riku: Nice cup of coffee.
Random Person: It's horrible!
Riku: Cup of coffee.
Random Person: I'm not even sure it's coffee.
Riku: Cup.
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Flex: You know you've made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go.
Kol: Flex... those are wanted posters.
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Riku: Hey, how is the food?
Random Person: it's great, send compliments to the chef!
Riku: Okay (goes to kitchen)
Riku Hey chef, you have beautiful eyes.
Shizu, blushing: Thanks.
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Flex: How do you feel about exploding a building?
Kiyo: It's wrong.
Flex: What about exploding the organization who experimented on you?
Kiyo: That is another story. What do you have in mind?
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Riku: -and now for a gay update with Artemis Divil.
Artemis: Getting gayer.
Riku: Thank you Artemis.
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"Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an art"
-Kol
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Rain: Prepare to die.
Database: Hold on let me ask the fans.
Rain: No that's not how this works-
Database: They said no.
Database: *Dies anyways*
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Kiyo: What happened?
Sapphire: Alright, but you can't get mad.
Kiyo: What happened?
Sapphire: I was minding my own business.
Kiyo: Liar.
Sapphire: I was!
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Kiyo: Is that mine?
Yuuto, practically drowning in his hoodie: ...
Kiyo: ...
Yuuto: ...
Yuuto: ..No.
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Clover: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
Alec: Finding the will to live.
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That's all folks.
Should I do SNOs2 next or FTOs5 next?