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GROUPCHAT — TTI: the time i drunkenly tried to eat the toy from a happy meal
MEMBERS — fallon, leo, charlie
jimmy fallon
i absolutely hate xolo
prince charles
y'all literally just
came in for coffee ten
minutes ago
jimmy fallon
i am AWARE
jimmy fallon
it takes me about. 0.58292
seconds to loose patience
with him
leonardo
what did he do this time
leonardo
was he nice to you?
jimmy fallon
YES LEO HE WAS😡
leonardo
dw i got it covered i will
threaten him with the murder
of his magic deck and he will be mean
again
prince charles
you're giving the man a fucking
villain arc jesus christ
leonardo
too many revenge-less
people in the world ig
jimmy fallon
guys it is a serious problem
jimmy fallon
this is a hotdog baby issue
leonardo
okay okay
prince charles
fine i have set aside my nerf bow
jimmy fallon
he's just so NICE
jimmy fallon
like WHY IS HE POLITE
AND CARING??? MEN ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE MEAN
AND UGLY AND SMELL
LIKE POO
leonardo
okay at least use the word
shit instead of poo😘
jimmy fallon
but instead he kisses my cheek
when he sees me and wants to
learn how to paint so that
he can come over during my
painting days and now doesn't
eat dairy because i'm lactose
intolerant
prince charles
prince charles
the man gave up ICE CREAM FOR U
prince charles
i think i'm going to buy y'all
a keurig but lmk if you need anything
else from the wedding registry😁
leonardo
IM DOING THE KEURIG
leonardo
you can get them the
knife set
jimmy fallon
you two literally have 1/2 of
a brain cell combined
jimmy fallon
i don't know how to handle
not being with an asshole
prince charles
i know it's a tricky situation, but
you have to know that when you're w/ the right
person, you can trust their actions
prince charles
we always talked about how we
would kill to be loved how we love,
and now you gotta allow yourself
to do it
leonardo
what she said
leonardo
that was basically a
olivia rodrigo ballad
goddamn
jimmy fallon
okay i'm granting
you guys some brain cells
back because you
made me feel better
prince charles
thank god bc now i can say
that xolo is way hotter than young batman
leonardo
yeah fallon dating a kid that
played bruce wayne is the biggest
red flag
leonardo
only marvel actors from
now on
jimmy fallon
or cobra kai ones
prince charles
i love the bible
prince charles
they do be killing it in the
relationship department right now
jimmy fallon
except for leo
jimmy fallon
bitch is practically celibate
leonardo
leonardo
not by CHOICE you pest
leonardo
everyone is too intimidated
by my tallness and ability
to fart on cue
leonardo
it's hard having so many talents
prince charles
carrying the cast on your fucking
back leo
leonardo
obviously
leonardo
there is a reason i'm a leo
named leo
jimmy fallon
god fucked it when he did that fr
leonardo
leonardo
REST IN PIECE TO THE BITCHES WHO
ARE DYING 2 B ME🙏
jimmy fallon
i could be so mean right now but
i am going to hold back
prince charles
my thumbs are in jail so that i do
not type rude words
leonardo
REST IN PEACE TO THE BITCHES WHO
ARE DYING 2 BE ME EXCEPT ITS SPELLED
RIGHT THIS TIME
jimmy fallon
also.... charlie we would like to
formally invite you to set on monday
for absolutely no reason whatsoever
prince charles
wow i really appreciate
that super clear invitation
prince charles
just gotta see if ajay can
cover my shift
leonardo
the man has finished full operas
during espresso emergencies i
think he can handle it
prince charles
you'd be surprised
prince charles
remind me to tell you about
the time he almost killed
kaia gerber with a spoon
jimmy fallon
god that guy is great
jimmy fallon
but yay we are quite
excited for your totally
normal visit!!
prince charles
sumthin fishy is goin on
i can SMELL IT
leonardo
you are a paranoid idiot
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can you tell i'm trying to drag out these last few chapters😍
IM SORRY I JUST DONT WANT IT TO END LEAVE ME ALONE
i love you guys how are you??? if you feel comfortable let me know how you're doing and the good things that are happening <3
till next time!!!
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