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[The arcade was closed since it was the 26th day of October and Vanellope von Schweetz was traveling through the internet as she stopped by at Oh My Disney to have a sleepover with her Disney Princess friends.As she arrived all the princesses were decorating the room with spooky theme decorations]
Vanellope:Hey guys!
All:Hi Vanellope!
Aurora:It's so lovely to see you again princess Vanellope.
Moana:Yeah we haven't heard from you in a while
Vanellope:I've been busy in Sugar Rush lately winning races so, what's on the activity list for our 15th sleepover on this spooky month of the year?
[Ariel suddenly bursted into the room]
Ariel:O M Gosh you guys!
Mulan:What's wrong wrong Ariel?
Belle:Is it another make up emergency?
Ariel:no.
Elsa:Are you sick?
Ariel:no.
Tiana:uh oh did Tweedle dum and Tweedle dee prank Cindy's stepsisters again?
Cinderella:*giggles* I hope.
Ariel:No I've been doing some research in movies on the internet and found... an alien movie for children!
All:Ooh!
Vanellope:An alien movie for kids?Cool!
Snow White:what's this alien movie for children called?
Pocahontas:it's says..."Planet 51" that's a very creative name for a sci-fi kids movie
Cinderella:Ooh! Let's look at the characters!
Moana:Hmmm... how about this guy?
Pocahontas:His name is Chuck Baker he's... really handsome.
Rapunzel:Well what are we waiting for? Let's watch it!
Merida:*Scottish* I agree,loads a fun!
Aurora:It wouldn't hurt to watch something new.
Anna:Totally!
Jasmin:Let's do it!
Pocahontas:Alright!
Belle:Wait! How do we know if this movie doesn't have *clears throat* "adult jokes?"
Cinderella:We'll never know unless we watch it Belle
Vanellope:Ok all in favor say I
All:I!
Rapunzle:Then let's have some fun!
[Movie starts]
(SOFT 1950s MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO) (GIRL GIGGLES)
Girl:I've never gone parking before. I'm really not that kind of a girl.
Boy:Well, I'm not the kind of a guy who would go with that kind of a girl.
Girl:Oh, that's so sweet. I think.
Boy:There's nothing to be scared of. (BOTH GASP) (SHRIEKS) (BOTH SCREAMING)
Girl:I knew this would happen if we made out!
(BOTH SCREAMING) General:Good shot, son. (BOTH SCREAMING) Soldier#1:Uh, General, I think he's surrendering.
(LASER FIRES)
Run! Run!
General:Fire at will! (LAUGHING) Help! Keep firing. General:Keep firing! Keep firing! Kill every last alien! (LAUGHING) (EXCLAIMING) (ALL EXCLAIMING IN FEAR) You will all become my alien zombies. (LAUGHING EVILLY) Eckle:Ouch, Mom!
-Command us, Master! (PEOPLE CHATTERING) Woman:What did I tell you about these kind of movies?
Kid:It was almost over! Besides, they're all the same. Woman:That's not true.
🎵Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli,lolli,lolli
Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
Lollipop
🎵Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
Lollipop, lollipop Lo! I,! O! I,! O! I
🎵Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli Lollipop
(COOING) You know, he looks just like his father.
(BURPS)
(CHUCKLING) Just like his father.
🎵And when he does his shakin' rocky dance
Man, I haven't got a chance
I call him Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
🎵Lollipop, lollipop Lolli, lolli, lolli
Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
Lollipop Sweeter than candy on a stick
🎵Huckleberry, cherry or lime
If you had a choice he'd be your pick
But lollipop is mine
🎵Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
Lollipop, lollipop Lolli, lolli, lolli
🎵Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
Lollipop
Man:Oh, I hate the rain. (SIGHS)
Man:Raining rocks and dogs. Great!
🎵Sweeter than candy on a stick
Huckleberry, cherry or lime If you had a choice he'd be your pick
But lollipop is mine
🎵Lollipop, lollipop Lolli, lolli, lolli
Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
🎵Lollipop, lollipop Lolli, lolli, lolli
Holding my lollipop Lollipop
[song ends]
Lem:Space, a universe of mystery. Well, today, the mystery will be unveiled. Thanks to science, we now know the universe is nearly 500 miles long and it contains, you're not going to believe this, over 1,000 stars. (YAWNING)
Skiff:Psst! Lem, come on! Liven it up.
Lem:And still, the only known intelligent life is right here on our planet. (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) (MUSIC SPEEDING UP) (ALL GASPING) Lem:Huh? No, not today! Not today! Please. Kid#1:What was that?
Eckle:That's our planet after the attack of the Humaniacs. They're gonna eat our brains for dinner! (ALL GASPING) Kid#2:Is that true?
Lem:Everybody, please, that's ridiculous.
Skiff:Totally ridiculous. Brains for dinner? Come on! Brains are for breakfast with cereal and milk. Dinner is organs and eyeballs. (ALL SHRIEKING)
Lem:Okay, everyone, everyone, please, listen up. We're not getting eaten or harvested or having our brains barbecued. The universe isn't scary. It's really amazing. And don't forget to pick up your planetary yo-yos. (YO-YO WARBLING) We've got one for each of you.
(KIDS CHEERING)
Lem:You're looking at the new Junior Assistant Curator! High four!
Skiff:Whoo-hoo!
Lem:Well, it's part-time now and full-time after I graduate. Man:How did you do, Lem?
Lem:Got the job!
Man:Knew you would.
Lem:Hey, I can see my whole life. A house, a car, two kids, they'll grow up and have kids. They'll come home to visit on holidays.
Man:Well?
Lem:Got it!
Police chief:Lem, congratulations on that job. I knew you could do it.
Lem:(CHUCKLES) Yeah, thanks.
Eckle/Skiff:Oh, wow!
Skiff:There it is. Just two more days. Wow. Eckle:Humaniacs lll: The Final Battle for Our World.Both:Victory or extinction! (BOTH IMITATING SOUND EFFECTS) (BOTH HUMMING MOVIE THEME)
Lem:If you guys go in costume, I'm pretending we never met.
Skiff:Did you just say what I think you just said? Lem:I'm a planetarium professional now. I don't have time for kids' movies anymore.
Skiff:(GASPS) Kids' movies? I suppose next you'll say aliens don't exist.
Lem:Duh!
Skiff:Ha! Just as I thought. You're not Lem. You're an alien zombie, like in Humaniacs II.
Lem:Skiff, I'm not a zombie.
Skiff:Yeah, that's what you zombies are programmed to say. Tell me something the real Lem would know. Lem:Well, I know Skiff is the only nutcase who thinks the government is hiding all alien evidence in Base 9. And you give candy to your puppy so he'll poop jelly beans .
Eckle:(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
Skiff:It was just an experiment. With all due respect, I've put in the hours and done a lot of alien research at work.
Lem:(STAMMERING) What are you talking about? You work in a comic book store!
Skiff:The greatest source of scientific knowledge. Mr.Haglug:Skiff, time to unpack the fake alien poop. Skiff:Right away, Mr. Haglug.You will believe me, Lem, when aliens put you on the takeout menu.
[Skiff gives Eckle a comic book]
Eckle:Wow!
Mr.Haglug:Skiff! I love fake-alien-poop day.
[cut to Lem and Eckle]
Lem:So, um, Eckle, do you think your sister's home? Eckle:Why?
Lem:I thought maybe... I thought I might tell her I got the job.
Eckle:Why?
Lem:(CHUCKLES) Forget it. You tell her for me. Okay?
Eckle:Okay, but every time you tell me to tell her something, she asks why don't you just tell her yourself?
Lem:What?
Eckle:And then my mom says it's because you like her, and then she says that, "Oh, that's so cute," and why don't you just ask her out already, 'cause she's been waiting for you to ask her out ever since we moved next door to you.
Lem:(STAMMERING) She has? The girl of my dreams likes me? This is the best day of my life. Eckle:Yeah, we got to see that kid throw up.
(HUMMING HAPPILY)
Lem's Dad:Hey, he did it! He got the job!
Lem's Mom:Oh, we're so proud of you.
Eckles Dad:(LAUGHS) I hear it's just one easy step up to Senior Assistant Curator. (DOOR OPENS)
🎵Oh, my love
My darling
I've hungered for your touch🎵
(EXCLAIMS)
Lem's Dad:Come on, soldier. Take that hill (CHUCKLES)
Lem:Hey, Neera.
Neera:Hey, Lem. I wanted to tell you, I got the job. (LAUGHS) Lem, that's great!
Lem:Um... Maybe it's time that you and me...
Neera:Yes?
Lem:I mean, would you want to...
(ENGINE BACKFIRING) (MUSIC BLARING) Glar:Hey, Neera! I've been looking all over for you. Neera:(SURPRISED) You've been looking for me? Glar:The cause needs you.
Lem:The what?
Neera:The cause. Glar's involved with something he calls "protesting." It's like when you shout about stuff that makes you upset.
Glar:Yeah, like our school pictures. Why do they have to be of our faces? I mean, what a bummer. That means it's not good. Neera, we need you! Righteous momma!
Neera:Oh, I'm so honored, but Lem was about to ask me something.
Glar:Yeah? Man, what do you want to ask her? Lem:It's kind of private.
Glar:No problemo, man! I mean, I totally respect that.
Lem:(HESITANTLY) So, Neera...
Glar:(SINGING LOUDLY) 🎵Neera and Lem had a private conversation And don't want anybody else around🎵
(Princesses laugh)
Lem:Uh, yeah, you know, we can talk later
Neera:Okay.
Glar:Peace. That means, "See you later." (LAUGHING GOOFILY)
Neera:Bye!
Lem:Bye. Oh! "The cause, man." I'd like to cause him some pain. (GRUNTS IN PAIN) I don't want to hear a single bubble. (FARTS) Especially you, Bubbles. (WARBLING) (OVER HEADPHONES) # Be-bop-a-lula I don't mean maybe
Be-bop-a-lula She's my baby
Be-bop-a-lula... # (WOLF-WHISTLES) (CHIRPS) (CHIRPS) Mmm? (CHIRPS) (BEEPING) (GASPS) (ALARM DRONING) (WHIMPERING) Call the General! Call the General! (ALARMS BLARING) (WARBLING) (THUDDING ON GLASS) (ALARM SOUNDING) It's in the Containment Room. Lock this section down, now! (ECKLE MIMICKING SPACESHIP ZOOMING) (MIMICS EXPLOSION) (IMITATING ALIEN VOICE) Resistance is futile. Eckle:Surrender or die. (HUMMING DRAMATIC MUSIC)
Eckle's mom:Come on, Eckle. Go help your father. (ON RADIO) # 🎵Mr. Sandman Bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman...🎵 (GASPS) (CRACKLING) (SPLASHING) Oh! Huh? Mmm? (ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA PLAYING) (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING) (HUMMING ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA) (HUMMING FINALE DRAMATICALLY) (SQUEAKING) What the... (REINFLATING) Duck? (GULPS) (CLEARS THROAT) (WHISTLES) (EXCLAIMING) (GASPS) Eckle:Wow!
(WHIMPERING) No! No! No! No! No! (GRUNTS) (EXCLAIMING)
Lem:Mom! Dad! There's a ship in the... (EXCLAIMING) (PANTING) (BARKING) (SHUSHING) (EXCLAIMING) (SPITTING IN DISGUST) (EXCLAIMING) (EXCLAIMS)
Kid:Huh? My car!
(YELLING) Whoa! Whoa!
Woman:Open wide or the big, bad monster will get you. (GROANING) (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING) (BOTH SCREAMING) (HUMMING) (BICYCLE BELL RINGING) (BOTH SCREAMING) (GROANING) (SIRENS APPROACHING) General:The battle for our world has begun. Captain, mobilize the army.
Captain:Yes, sir! Right, men, move it!
Belle:Who is that?
Cinderella:I don't know, but he sounds handsome.
(DRAMATIC NEWS MUSIC PLAYING) Reporter:Are they hostile? Will our species survive? One thing we do know is that they show no respect for our parking laws. And speaking of survival, how will you survive without a sparkling smile?
🎵Give your smile that special glow
Try the sparkle action of Dental Pro!🎵 (PEOPLE CHATTERING)
You know, you're really good as that toothbrush. Yeah.
But what I really do best is a suppository.
Man:Now, let's see. Invasin by giant ants. Invasin by sea monsters. Invasin by 50-foot woman? (BOTH GIGGLING SOFTLY)
Ah! Here it is, So, You've Been Invaded by Aliens. (SIGHS)
Woman:(HUMPHS INDIGNANTLY) Keep your eyes on the aliens.
Lem's Dad:Aliens?
(CANNON FIRES)
Teacher:All right, class, let's try it one more time. (SHRIEKING) The aliens are coming! Flarc, you were too slow. Go join the zombies. (HUMPHS)
Skiff:I called it. The only question is, should I be terrified because it's the end of the worid or happy because... (GLOATING) I totally called it? Me, I have a plan. They're gonna need a native to run the mines. I'll befriend them, show my executive skills, and bam! I'm in. Oh! Speaking of "bam! I'm in..."
Lem:A cork?
Skiff:It's your best defense against the aliens' favorite form of research. The probe. You put it... Lem:Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think I get it.
Skiff:Oh, wait. This is yours. I already used that one.
Princesses:Ewwww!
Lem:(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST) I just remembered, my job. Oh! Gotta go. You know, my boss.
Skiff:Your boss? No problem. You guys can share.
[Cut to Lem at his job]
Len:Uh, Neera, you have to choose. It's either me or Glar.(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Oh, Lem, there's no question. It's you, of course. (WHISTLING QUIETLY) (WARBLING) Huh? (BOTH GASP) (BOTH SCREAMING) Whoa! (GRUNTS)
Lem:Come on! Come on! Come on!
Phone:Hello. This is the alien hotline.
Lem:Yes. Hi. I've found the alien.
Phone:(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) They're here, and no weapon can stop them.
Lem:You've got to be kidding. (SQUEALS) (BEEPING) (SCREAMING) (CLATTERING)
Phone:Hello?
Lem:Yes, hello. I've found the alien!
Phone:If you've spotted an alien fleet, dial 1. For pod people, dial 2.
Chuck:(GASPING) I can breathe! I can breathe!
Lem:You speak my language.
Chuck:That's amazing! You speak my language. Lem:Yeah. That's what I just said.
Chuck:You just said, "That's what I just said." Say something else.
Lem:Like what?
Chuck:"Like what." They're gonna freak back at Kennedy. I'm Captain Charles T. Baker, astronaut. As-tro-nau-t.
Lem:Ass...
Chuck:(CLEARS THROAT) Tro-naut.
Lem:(SLOWLY) Lem. (ENUNCIATING SLOWLY) Lem.
Chuck:Either your name is Lem, or you want to mate with me. Houston, we have a little problem.
Lem:What do you want?
Chuck:Thanks for asking. Coffee, light, two sugars. Do you have any Frappuccino up here? Any puff pastry, too. Thanks. No, I mean are you here to take over our worid and, like, eat our brains?
Chuck:Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on. What kind of sick planet is this? First of all, it's supposed to be uninhabited, okay? Not full of sea monkeys dancing to the oldies. My missin was to plant Old Glory, whack a few golf balls and head back to the Kids' Choice Awards. I'm getting slimed.
[Lem stares at Chuck]
What? You were just talking alien. Hey, I'm not the alien here. You are. Me? You are. No, you are. You are. You... You came to my planet.
Chuck:(STAMMERING) An alien planet. Hello! Lem:Hello.
Chuck:Not, "Hello." "Hello!"
Lem:Hello... What?
Chuck:What?
Lem:Huh?
Chuck:Huh?
Lem:Huh?
(Princesses laugh)
Chuck:Let's start over. Look, there's a command module in orbit right now.It's running out of fuel. It has to leave in 74 hours, and if I'm not on it, it goes back to Earth without me. Capisce?
[Lem stares at Chuck confused]
Chuck:I have to get to my ship and go back up in space. Can you help me?
Lem:You want me to take you to your flying saucer? No! If they catch me helping you, who knows what they'll do to me? I'll lose everything. My life was just getting perfect.
Chuck:(SIGHING) Kid... You are a kid, right? I mean, you're not like a thousand-year-old Yoda or anything? Never mind. Look, kid, you're my only hope. But I suppose you could leave me stranded. My wife will have to support the kids. Eleven. We have 11 kids, always hungry. Yeah. Yeah. But, hey, they'll get by without a father. The important thing here is you avoid (MOCKINGLY) A little trouble. Phone:(NEW YORK ACCENT) Alien hotline. What's the nature of your sighting? Hello? Are you there? Hello? Are you there?
(The princesses were all loving and enjoying the movie until Jasmine found some kind of mysterious button on the movie poster that they weren't sure of
The button said PUSH in big glowing letters so the girls checked it out )
Vanellope:Where did that giant button come from?
Moana:Well it does say "push" on it
Rapunzel:And the letters are glowing!
Tiana:Should we push it?
Ariel:Let's see what happens when we do
Elsa:Wait!
Anna:What's wrong?
Elsa:I don't think we should do this
Anna:Why not sis?
Elsa:Because,what if something goes wrong? I mean, has anyone else done this to see if it's safe?
Anna:Hey we are all Princess BFF's for life! Nobody messes with us!
All:Yeah!
Tiana:You got that right girl!
Elsa:Thank heaven I have you for a sister *hugs Anna*
Vanellope:Cmon ladies let's push this button on three!
All:One! Two! Three!
All the princesses push the button together and they all magically disappeared at the same time in thin air until they were inside a portal that looked like the Cosmos all over
(Everyone screams)
Snow White:Look everyone we're headed straight for that planet!
(Everyone looked where Snow White pointed and gasped as they got into a huddle and held hands)
Cinderella:hold on to each other and don't let go!!
Ariel:I love you guys!!
Rapunzel:You've been great BFF's!
(Until out of nowhere a pink spacecraft appeared like magic)
Vanellope:What are we waiting for let's get in!!
(As the girls got in one by one Mulan was the last to get in as she slammed the door and locked it as she made sure all her friends where inside safe and sound with her)
Mulan:Everyone get in a seatbelt this landing is gonna get bumpy!!
All:Got it!!
Belle:Hang on you guys!!
Before they knew it that landed with a big CRASH!!