(On Saarc's Birthday)
Maldives: *Bursts in with an air horn* WAKE UP OLD F**KING MAN!! BISH ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY
Bangladesh: *Catapults herself onto Saarc's bed* WAKE UP ITS 4:30 AM! Time to celebrate!
Bhutan: *Burnt to a crisp with food all over him* I was gonna make breakfast, but i kinda blew up the kitchen. So i ordered 200 Taco's and 10 gallons of chai with your credit card
Sri Lanka: *Hovering over Saarc's bed* Congratulations father, your one year closer to your death
SAARC: *Regretting all life desicions* i should have stopped after the one kid