Suction Cup Man whacks you in the head with his guitar, and he hits you with a force powerful enough to remove you from the wall, and you fall. As you plummet towards the ground, you can see him flip you off and yell the word "BITCH".
You hit the ground, and are dead. Not injured, you died. You do not recover from this. You also go down to hell, because I said so. You came here expecting romance, and instead you got fucked over by Suction Cup Man.
This wasn't a romance story, it was a crossover. That's what the "X Reader" is for. It was a crossover between you and Suction Cup Man. I would say you got fucked, but that simply isn't true. You got sucked.