(A/N: gay)
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chat noir it's on sight
famjoon: GUYS HELP
famjoon: MR KIM ASKED ME TO TALK TO HIM AFTER SCHOOL
famjoon: WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO
kooknoir: BAHAHWHJQJWH PLS
kooknoir: it was nice knowing you, famjoon.
famjoon: i am no longer famjoon.
famjoon changed their name to 'damnjoon'
damnjoon: this is who i am now
meep: ouch
meep: well until school ends might as well confess to jin,,, you have nothing to lose
damnjoon: bro honestly idk
damnjoon: it's hopeless
meep: alright just,,, do wtv youre comfy with
kooknoir: yoongi how come you've never changed your username
meep: i got so used to it that it's part of me now
meep: and jimin told me to never change it bc he came up with it so yeah 😐
kooknoir: whipped
meep: no he threatened me.
kooknoir: o h
damnjoon: man
meep: okay but like namjoon
meep: what if mr kim likes you back
meep: ya never know what life offers you
meep: no risk no fun
kooknoir: what happened to you bro?? aren't you the one that tells us NOT to do adventurous things 😭
damnjoon: yeah apart from the fact that mr kim IS 30 AND HAS A WIFE AND KIDS AND IS A TEACHER AND THAT I AM HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH THIS JIN DUDE ??
meep: no but i'm serious,, sometimes you just have to go for it to know what life is about
meep: for example, a dude asked my cousin out once and she said yes
meep: i mean she came out the next day
meep: but without him she wouldn't have realized so she is very thankful
kooknoir: yeah no,,, yoongi go back to being... whoever you were before
kooknoir: motivation sounds wrong coming from you 😐
damnjoon: BUT WHAT DO I DO??
kooknoir: just tell mr. kim the truth i'm sure he would understand
damnjoon: you're probably right
meep: wow you're actually smart for once
kooknoir: bc you obv didn't fulfill that roll today 🤨
meep: true i'm a bit spontaneous these days
kooknoir: oh really?? if you're so spontaneous let's meet up rn
meep: no
kooknoir: knew it
kooknoir: very spontaneous of you
meep: okay fine
kooknoir: REALLY??? WOW THAT'S NEW
meep: only this once though 🙄
kooknoir: yeah yeah
damnjoon: wow the betrayal
damnjoon: having a bro date while 1/3 of the gang has to tell a teacher that he does not indeed have a crush on him 💔
kooknoir: oh namjoon i just heard the school bell
meep: you better leave to finally tell him the bitter truth 💔
damnjoon: i hate you both so much it's indescribable
meep: toodles
spice boys
jintleman: JIMIN I CANT BELIEVE YOU
jimonchérie: what did i do now ?? 🙄
hobihobo: ??
jintleman: THIS BITCH KILLED ME ON MARIO BROS
kooknoir: since when can you kill someone on mario-
jimonchèrie: SO WHAT ?? THAT'S LITERALLY THE PURPOSE OF THE GAME
kooknoir: it's not-
jintleman: YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST DONE IT POLITELY
jimonchèrie: HOW DOES ONE KILL SOMEONE POLITELY?!
milkytae: a wise lady once said 'kill 'em with kindness'
hobihobo: stan selina gomez
milkytae: what
milkytae: SELINA GOMEZ SAID THAT???
milkytae: i am so disappointed
meep: wym
milkytae: i thought my great grandma invented that saying
milkytae: so that's why she always got so nervous when i, excitedly, asked her to repeat the sentence bc it motivated me smh
milkytae: i need to see her rn and tell her that plagiarism is indeed suable and making a child believe that she takes all the credit is just horrible and disgusting
milkytae: but before i go
milkytae: namjoon??
milkytae: where is namjoon
milkytae: i have a question
milkytae: @ famjoon ??
kooknoir: his @ is damnjoon now
jimonchèrie: character development (?)
milkytae: @ damnjoon ??
damnjoon: oh yeah sorry what's up
milkytae: let's talk in private
damnjoon: okay..??
damnjoon
milkytae: so,,,, damnjoon..
damnjoon: yes?
milkytae: as i walked happily through the hallways earlier at school i came across mr. kim's classroom
damnjoon: oh
milkytae: and surprisingly i saw you at his desk, talking to him
milkytae: i actually wanted to scream 'HI NAMJOON HI', but then i noticed sth
milkytae: first i thought like 'oh haha sheeeeeet someone's getting detention' but then again you're,,, you. so i doubt that you would be annoying in class or sth
damnjoon: get to the point tae.
milkytae: OH DAMN WHY THAT '.'
milkytae: RUDE
milkytae: ok an knee ways
milkytae: if my hearing ability wasn't letting me down,,,, he said to you 'namjoon i am happily married' SO THEN I WAS LIKE??? GOOD FOR YOU MISTER BUT THAT'S NOT STH YOU SAY TO A STUDENT
milkytae: then i remembered,,,, didn't jin say mr. kim got a love letter??
milkytae: and now i'm not saying i eavesdropped, but that's exactly what i'm saying
milkytae: he also had some weird pink letter on the desk which is like
milkytae: major evidence that you,,, are the one who wrote the letter
damnjoon: fuck
damnjoon: tae
milkytae: no wait namjoon i'm not finished
milkytae: what you said directly afterwards i couldn't hear bc my stomach growled like a son of a bitch (why do they make lunch time always so late??)
damnjoon: (agreed)
milkytae: but then i heard you saying 'but how am i going to tell this to him? i don't want him to think he is getting bullied'
milkytae: AND THEN IT CLICKED IN MY TINY BRAIN
damnjoon: oh god
milkytae: so what i got from this convo:
milkytae: you wrote kim seokjin a love letter, but it got mixed up with someone else's letter, so it ended up being in mr. kim's hands, even though it was supposed to be for jin
milkytae: now, you have had a serious discussion with him and are trying to figure out how to tell jin that he is not getting hate threats, but without automatically telling him that you are deeply in live with him
damnjoon: HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT THROUGH TWO SENTENCES YOU'VE HEARD
milkytae: don't underestimate earth signs darling
damnjoon: i am impressed and scared shitless
milkytae: so i was right??
damnjoon: yes, definitely
milkytae: and why can't you just confess
damnjoon: bc i doubt that he will return my feelings
milkytae: ...
milkytae: i hate gay people
spice boys
milkytae: so joon likes jin, jin likes joon, miscommunication??
milkytae: what a ff trope i need to write this down
jintleman: what
milkytae: oh sorry this was supposed to go to my personal chat
jintleman: oh okay no worries
hobihobo: ....
hobihobo: DID ONLY I JUST WITNESS THIS?!
damnjoon
milkytae: namjoon one thing for sure
milkytae: your brain might always be praised for being so smart and all
milkytae: but when it comes to loving someone
milkytae: your brain should be the last one to ask
milkytae: so just,,, try to understand with your heart okay??
milkytae: THAT WAS SO CLICHÉ HELP
damnjoon: tae, there is a reason why clichés exist
damnjoon: and i think you're right
milkytae: WOW THAT WAS EASY HAHAH
damnjoon: thanks man
milkytae: no problem bro
space boys
milkytae: namjin sailing soon, my bets are placed
jintleman: what
milkytae: oh sorry wrong chat again
jintleman: aighty bestie
hobihobo: BRO????
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(A/N: HELLO PEOPLE
so first of all
i'm back hello
and i apologize for taking literally 3 months to update (IM SO SORRY OMFGAVQ)
but now that i am finally done with all my exams and since school is ending in a few weeks i will literally force myself to update much more
if i don't, pls punch me thank you
ANYWAYS
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER AND PLS LOOK FORWARD TO NEW UPDATES
THANK YOU SM ILY HAVE A NICE AND GAY DAY EVERYONE !!)