Hardik: Welcome Back!
Ishan: Bhai, We didn't go anywhere--
Hardik: Not you,
Virat: Ishan, good job.
Hardik: Good job for what?
Virat: Did you change your name to Ishan?
Hardik: Nahi
Virat: Then why do you need to know?
Ria: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH THE SHOW? I'VE GOT A PRANK TO PULL-
Virat: Is it on me?
Ria: No
Virat: Alright thank gods.
Virat: The last prank she pulled ended up leaving Sanju Samson and Mayank Agerwal with Purple colored hair 😂😂
Ria: Shush or I'll give you a new hairstyle
Virat: So Shubman and Washing Machine
Virat: Erm, sorry Washee. I've gotten used to calling you that.
Washi: It's fine Bhaiya, your my captain afterall.
Virat: {*Turns to look at Hardik*} See how respectful he is! You should learn from him!
Hardik: {*Tries to divert the topic*} So Shubman and Washi, the two of you have strict parents.
Virat: And we have a meme from that.
{ Meme 👇 }
Ishan: YEH MEME PERFECT HAI!!!
{ *Washee and Shubman hiding their faces*}
{*Rishabh laughing like a lunatic*}
Washi: They just want what's best for us
Shubman: What Washi said-
Hardik: 🤣🤣🤣
Ishan: Whenever I hear that Shubman or Washi's dad is in their houses and those two invite me over.
Rishabh: He comes to my house, even though I didn't invite him.
Ishan: That's payback for texting us when it's the middle of the night
Shubman: Another annoying thing Rishabh does is leaving you on read.
Washi: Yes! Most annoying thing ever!
Rishabh: Is this But Just Coffee's "Tea Tent" or 'Gang Up On Rishabh Pant'
Washi: Stop leaving me on read, and I'll leave the 'Gang Up On Rishabh Pant' club.
Hardik: Alright, we're going to invite your lady luck's to the show, via Zoom.
Shubman: Hold up, me and my bro, Washing Machine, are single.
Washi: Shubman, I'll seriously call your dad and tell him about--
{*Rest of Audio is muffled because Shubman has tackled Washi*}
Ishan: What did Shubman do? Tell us Washi!
Rishabh: Yess! Let's gang up on Shubman now. Tell us!
Washi: {*Muffled noises*}
Virat: Arrey Tubelights! He can't speak because Shubman has his hand over his mouth. So saying 'Tell Us' isn't going to work.
{*A minor fight happening as Ishan tries to get Shubman off Washi*}
{*DJ plays Tom and Jerry music*}
Hardik: Amazing choice of music DJ! 😂
Washi: Shubman, please wash your hands. {*barf*}
{*Everyone burst out laughing again*}
Washi: Alright so once, Shubman tried to mimic his dad's bowling action.
Washi: And it ended up looking like a gorilla scratching itself, I took a pic and was going to show his dad. But this guy has dirt on me too.
Shubman: Yep.
Virat: Right so welcome to the show, Aditi and Isha!
Shubman: Hello, Bhabi's
Ishan: Hey, Aditi!
Rishabh: Hello, Isha!
Aditi: What are you four doing at a couples show?
Ishan: SEE! THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO KNOW!
Aditi: Are you cheating on me with Shubman? 😂😂
Ishan: Seriously?
Ishan: {*Looks at Hardik*} She sides with Shubman, for some reason the two of them love seeing me be humiliated.
Shubman: Exactly, it's fun.
Aditi: And that face he makes when he know's he's lost the argument! It's just meme material.
Hardik: Now it's 'Gang up on Ishan Kishan'
Hardik: We've ganged up on everyone... except Washington Sundar.
Virat: We need a special person to get dirt on this kid.
Washi: Oh gods-
Virat: Let's welcome, Shailaja Sundar!
Washi: Hi... Sis...
Shailaja: Sonna la? Oru naal killi killinu killipanu. ( I told you na? One day I'll ruin your reputation)
Washi: ...
Virat: I have no clue what she just said but it sounded evil.
Virat: So Shailaja, what's the stupidest thing Washington Sundar has ever done?
Shailaja: Everything he does is stupid
Ishan: I'm officially a fan of Shailaja,
Rishabh: Same!
Shubman: Any person who can roast Washi is my friend.
Shailaja: Haan, but I never said you were my friend 😎
Washi: AHAHHAHA, We might fight but we're still siblings 😂
Shailaja: Don't get your hopes up
Shailaja: So once, Washi and his friends had Pani Puri without our dad's permission. So the idiot didn't notice the stain on his shirt and came home. Our dad asked "Did you have Pani Puri?". Eruma (Cow) responded no. So... I think the rest is history.
Virat: Everything seems like something he might do, but what does 'Eruma' mean?
Shailaja: It's a term in Tamil Nadu for fat lazy people.
Washi: Shai, please, Spare me.
Shailaja: Veetu ku va, pathu rukan
Hardik: {*Question marks*}
Shailaja: Means, you have to come home only no? I'll take care of you there.
Washi: Rishabh, I'm your friend right?
Rishabh: Yes...?
Washi: Can I stay at your house for a while?
Rishabh: No
Washi: Okay let me just message this photo to the entire ICT Group chat-
Rishabh: Actually you know Washi, I have a spare bedroom in my house.
Shubman: I'm coming over too
Ishan: Me too!
Hardik: Don't invite me {*angry*}
Rishabh: Okay 👌
{*Four of them invite everyone except Hardik and the cameraman*}
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