a/n: short ass chapter because no motivation [;ease help m
(if this chap makes u uncomfy i am so sorry i will cry i will delete it and make a better version just lmk)
venti: do you guys think kaeya farts in reverb?
kaeya: ...what the fuck?
albedo: to my calculations, yes. he does, i can confirm that kaeya does indeed, fart in reverb
kaeya: WHAT RTHE FUCK ALBEDO
venti: LMFAO
aether: WHAT
aether: kaeya, is this true?
kaeya: NO WHAT THE FUCK
zhongli: hepl
zhongli: help
noelle: Zhongli! Are you in need of assistance? Are you alright?
zhongli: fhilde just forced his fete up my nose
noelle: ....what the fuck.
kaeya: howd they smell like
zhongli: nafhos
childe: what
childe: DOES KAEYA FART IN REVERB?>??? HELP
albedo: get away from my boyfriend.
childe: ZHONGLI SHUT UP I DID NOT FORCE MY FEET UP YOUR NOSE
zhongli: yes yuo did
xiao: huh
venti: xiao!! go back to sleep!! arent you hungover??
xiao: nof
venti: go back to sleep.
xiao: ok
lumine: what?? what the hell even is this groupchat at this point?
kaeya: hell
albedo: i hate this groupchat.
ningguang: what in heavens fucking sake?
ningguang: childe did what? he shoved his feet INSIDE zhonglis nose? did i read that correctly?
childe: I DID NOT SHOVE MY FUCKING FEET INSIDE ZHONGLIS NOSE
hu tao: what the fuck even i'm disgusted.
hu tao: would you like a 15% coupon off to buy a coffin once zhongli dies?
childe: WHAF
zhongli: hu tao, no.
yanfei: hi
hu tao: hey bbg
yanfei: oh
sucrose: hi :3
venti: the. the. okay, hi.
albedo: get back to work and help me, please sucrose.
sucrose: okay master albedo!
kaeya: "master"
albedo: shut up.
aether: do you guys think kaeyas feet smell too
kaeya: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN FUCKING CARE
diluc: yeah
kaeya: what
beidou: tit
kaeya: tit?
ningguang: tit
beidou: tit!
beidou: ninggung pelase noscitiec em
ningguang: Huh?
beidou: tit
xiao: hi can someone explain why zhongli is coughing intensely he looks sick
venti: childe shoved his feet up zhonglis nose thats why
xiao: huh?? what?
zhongli: whaf
childe: I DID NOT SHOVE MY FEET UP HIS NOSE STOP LIES ALL LIES WHY DO YOUM GUYS HATE ME
scaracooch: cuz ur annoying asf lmao
kazuha: hey, you're annoying as well. don't speak
scaracooch: HUH???
mona: BAHAHAHHAHA
fischl: can yall shut the FUCK up
fischl: Ahem, Excuse me. I, Fischl, Prinzessin Der Verurteilung, Demand for all of you to be quiet!
scaracooch: lmao she broke character
fischl: Oh? Look who is speaking! You have no right to talk, While you look like a homeless, Poor man without a job!
scaracooch: WOW.
mona: LMFOAOAJHFIOPTOIUFH
xiao: zhongli passed out
venti: don't worry about it sweetheart! i'll be on my way to help that old buffoon
xiao: please be quick. i'll try helping him out in the meanwhile
xiao: thanks baby boy
venti: BBA....BABBBY,,, BABBHY BOY,,,<m<<!>!?!?!
aether: friendhsip goslsk
kaeya: are you okay
aether: Yeah
aether: now go back to farting in reverb and slow
kaeya: I FUCKING HATE YOU
a/n: ok..i might have taken that... hu tao 15% coupon from my friend... haha stares at wolfee... anyways... enjoy new chapter it took me like a day to finish this because no motivation dont expect another chapyter in a few. i have summer school, sadly