Am i going to apologize for this unreasonably long hiatus I just went on? No <3
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FutureCEO- Mei
GlitterMan- Izuku
GlitterMan: welp
GlitterMan: that coulda gone better
FutureCEO is online
FutureCEO: what happened?
FutureCEO: what hurt my Izukkun
FutureCEO: I'll kill it
GlitterMan: wha- no, Mei
GlitterMan: I mean the heroics final exam
GlitterMan: they pitted me against nedzu
FutureCEO: don't worry Izukkun
FutureCEO: I'm googling xl rat traps as we speak
GlitterMan: mEI
GlitterMan: Im fine
GlitterMan: I passed the exam lmfao
FutureCEO: CONGRATS IZUKKUN
FutureCEO: also
FutureCEO: I noticed you didn't text your staff chat good morning today
GlitterMan: okay a) u really gotta stop spying on the staff chat
GlitterMan: and b) I didn't wanna like.. pre bias them?
FutureCEO: ?
GlitterMan: idk I just wanted to try to keep it as fair as possible
FutureCEO: Izuku one time I watched Nemuri cut off a man's genitals with safety scissors for you
GlitterMan: what
FutureCEO: I'm pretty sure bias is out the window
GlitterMan: WAIT
GlitterMan: SHE DID WHAT
FutureCEO: anyway you said you went against Nedzu?
GlitterMan: waIT
GlitterMan: WATCHED????
FutureCEO: IZUKKUN
FutureCEO: FOCUS
FutureCEO: WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR EXAM
GlitterMan: oh yeah
GlitterMan: anyway I had to make it through that one massive battleground made of like pipes?
GlitterMan: that hellscape industrial one
FutureCEO: I LOVE THAT ONE
GlitterMan: I was the only one not in a pair or trio lmao
FutureCEO: GOOGLE SAN WHERE TO FIND GIANT RAT TRAPS
GlitterMan: Mei u know this isn't google
GlitterMan: stop posturing
FutureCEO: DO YOU DOUBT ME??
GlitterMan: on second thought.. I'll just continue my story
FutureCEO: GOOD
GlitterMan: anyway I was the only one not in a pair bc Aizawa said- and I quote
GlitterMan: "he'd crush any of the others in mere seconds"
FutureCEO: okay first off, love that guy
FutureCEO: second
FutureCEO: if u weren't in a pair then who was toshi-kun with?
GlitterMan: he was with bakugo against allmight lmfao
GlitterMan: won instantly
FutureCEO: LMFAO
FutureCEO: sounds about right
FutureCEO: what about the other groups?
GlitterMan: idk
GlitterMan: sero was with Mina and denki against nem
GlitterMan: they lost bAD
GlitterMan: that was pretty funny
FutureCEO: aaand..?
GlitterMan: mei we're getting off track
FutureCEO: f i n e
FutureCEO: ur so boring izukkun
GlitterMan: yep
GlitterMan: anyway
GlitterMan: nedzu used high specs to knock over the equipment so it collapsed around me and trapped me
FutureCEO: oooooooo
FutureCEO: howd u get out?
GlitterMan: remember that prototype we made based off majima's claws?
FutureCEO: DIG BABY #217 !!
GlitterMan: we have 217 inventions?
FutureCEO: eh some of them are only the blueprints of ideas I haven't had time to construct but I like to keep them numbered
GlitterMan: some??
FutureCEO: SO DID YOU DIG UR WAY OUT OR NOT
GlitterMan: sorta
GlitterMan: I used the acidic GlitterGoop balls to melt through the worse of the wreckage
GlitterMan: once I cleared enough space I dug myself past the finish line
GlitterMan: my time was second fastest to shinsou-kun's
FutureCEO: that sounds fUN
GlitterMan: yeah
GlitterMan: I wish you could've seen it :/
FutureCEO: yep
FutureCEO: cuz I totally didn't hack nedzus security just to livestream your fight
GlitterMan: uh
GlitterMan: Mei ur a fantastic friend and I love you for it but MOVING ON BEFORE NEDZU WHOS DEFINITELY N O T READING THIS NOTICES
FutureCEO: hey speaking of bitch kun have you talked things through with him?
GlitterMan: uh we weren't talking about Katsuki?
FutureCEO: you mentioned him earlier it just took me a while to catch up to it
GlitterMan: okay so like that was the worst segue ever but
GlitterMan: I mean like yeah..?
FutureCEO: go onnnnN
GlitterMan: did Nem put u up to this?
FutureCEO: ?
GlitterMan: you never wanna talk ab my personal drama?
GlitterMan: I mean we mostly just talk about inventions and violence
FutureCEO: okAy so I might've done a little extra back reading on the teacher chat last time I checked in
FutureCEO: I wanna know what happened
GlitterMan: for your own sake or Nem's?
FutureCEO: for yours Izukkun!!
FutureCEO: ik you have hound dog and nice girl to talk to but sometimes you need different sources to vent
FutureCEO: Ik were not super touchy feely but I'm trying to help
GlitterMan: ...
GlitterMan: that and you're curious
FutureCEO: SO CURIOUS
GlitterMan: we talked for a bit. I'm still not really ready to move past everything but I'm willing to give him a chance to prove he's grown yk
GlitterMan: like i can't forget decades of bullying because of an apology and a bit of remorse
GlitterMan: he's in therapy now and apparently has been volunteering with a teen hotline
GlitterMan: which I did Not Know
FutureCEO: bitch kun and suicidal teens is not a good combo
FutureCEO: we know this already
GlitterMan: idk apparently hound dog monitored his first week or so and ig he's good at it?
GlitterMan: point being is he's really trying
GlitterMan: the only problem is whether it's to save his own hide or not I can't tell yet
FutureCEO: BURN THE BITCH
GlitterMan: mEI NO
GlitterMan: that's literally the whole point of this
GlitterMan: f o r g i v e n e s s
FutureCEO: never heard of that before
GlitterMan: clearly
GlitterMan: anyway, the weirdest thing ab it is he wants to keep calling me deku
FutureCEO is typing...
GlitterMan: no I mean like apparently hound dog wants us to look for ways to move on without fully relinquishing the past
GlitterMan: katsukis idea was to turn it into something good, yk?
FutureCEO: no
GlitterMan: idk. I don't want a single word to hold so much power over me, yk? I still flinch every time I hear someone say deku, and I don't want to have to hold onto that
GlitterMan: I'm not saying I wanna be friends with Katsuki, but if I'm going to go along with this and help him reform himself or whatever
GlitterMan: I wanna get something out of it too
FutureCEO: that sounds stupid
GlitterMan: welp
GlitterMan: okay then
FutureCEO: ur just letting him keep using that name he abused you with for years?
FutureCEO: aren't you supposed to be moving on?
GlitterMan: but I'm not going to forget where I came from in the process
GlitterMan: deku was born out of hate but maybe he can learn to turn it into something good
FutureCEO: hm
FutureCEO: okay
GlitterMan: ..that's it?
GlitterMan: no flamethrowers or giant rat traps?
FutureCEO: I never said that
GlitterMan: uh
FutureCEO: (✿ ◕‿◕) ᓄ✂╰U╯
GlitterMan: oh god it's spreading
A/N: i tried my best to explain my reasoning behind this but I'll narrow it down anyway
A- bakugo calling Izuku anything other than deku feels weird and wholly wrong (shut up you know I'm right)
B- the idea of reclaiming things (especially names or monikers) that have been used against you is a massively important part of recovery, while I made it clear earlier that Izuku doesn't like the name, I also made it clear that since bakugo wants to keep the nickname, it's going to be on him to change the established connotations surrounding "deku". Anyway, if u got issues feel free to comment on it here, I love hearing other opinions. Sayonara whores (said lovingly)