A/N: I got inspired by the fosters home from imaginary friends episode 'seeing red' which is one of my favorite episodes from the series!!
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A school bell rings as elementary school kids run out of the doors, Dimitri casually walks down the stairs
"Bye Dimitri." Some kid called out as they left
"Bye guys!" Dimitri waved as he walks down the sidewalk making his way to Run of the mill pizza to help Hueso clean his restaurant
As he walks down the street Max leans on a wall smiling as he watch Dimitri walk by. "Run."
A chill went down Dimitri spine as he recognized the voice "Max! How did you-"
"Run."
"Huh?"
"Run Now."
"Oh ok." Dimitri then takes off running as Max chases him
Dimitri pulls out his phone dialing a number
"Come on pick up pick up pick!!!"
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Down in the lair with taped wrapped around her hands and wearing a loose pink shirt and black short with her tied in a low ponytail. Emma was sparing with Raph
Raph throws punches but Emma does a back flip and does round house kicks as Raph quickly blocks them.
Suddenly there was cat meowing ringtone, Emma grabs her phone casually
"Hey Dimitri what's up?"
Dimitri screams on the other line
Emma automatically knew what was going on
"Say no more mama's on her way" Emma growled in demonic voice with a mighty rage as she gripped the phone ending the call.
"Hi Gee Gee!!" She finished the sparing as she tackles Raph and bends his foot behind his back as she stands on his back
"Ok Ok uncle uncle!!!" Raph taps out
"I gotta go now bye bye Raph!" Emma smiles cheekily as she kisses his head jumping off his back running to go change.
"I'm so proud!" Raph beaten and bruised face smiled as he faceplate into the floor groaning in pain.
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Dimitri continues to run into a park suddenly he's stopped by a fence he tries to jump over it but not successfully as Max finally catches up to him.
"Ok Max do your worse." Dimitri sighed giving up
"Oh trust me I will." Max lifts him up by the collar "This'll only hurt for a second." He pulls back his fist as Dimitri covers his face waiting for the punch
"Not if I don't have say."
Max looks up to see Emma floating above him "Hey Oh!!" Emma goofily crosses her eyes dives into Max's shirt
"Ow! What the- get out there ya little weirdo!" Max drops Dimitri as he tries to get Emma out of his shirt
Emma pops up in front of him "Don't worry this will only hurt for a second!" She smirks
"Why you little-" Max takes a swing but Emma teleports just in time for him to punch himself in the face.
"Sorry let's try that again." Emma pops up to the side and teleports making him punch himself again
"You're so cute when you're stupid!" Emma talks in baby talk pinching his cheek than disappears causing him to punch himself
"I'm back did ya miss me?" Emma appears in his shirt upside, she slips back in, Max punches his gut
She pops up in his armpit "Wooo! man it really stinks in here" she fans her nose and disappeared
"Does smell better in here either." Emma pops up on his foot Max crosses his feet making himself trip
"Phew thanks Emma." Dimitri breaths a sigh of relief
"No problem my Best Buddy!" Emma appears on top of the defeated teen "Now come on we're gonna be late to help Mister Hueso!" She jumps off Max and pushes Dimitri forward.
"I don't think he's ever gonna learn!"
"Yeah how's he gonna win if there's only one him and two of us, I sometimes wonder why he's so dumb."
"Cause he's butt is bigger than his brain!" That comment ends with Dimitri laughing hysterically in the distance.
Max lays on the ground still unconscious started to snore
"Say Emma," Dream Dimitri speaks
"What, Dimitri?" Dream Emma asked with interest.
"It sure is a good thing that there is only one of Max and two of us."
"Yes, it is good that there is only one of Max and two of us."
"Yes, because if there was more than one Max, we would sure be in trouble."
Max's snores got louder
"What was that?!" Dream Emma shouted over the snoring.
"I said 'if there was more than one Max, we would be in trouble'!" Dream Dimitri repeated with a yell.
"Repeat that again!"
"I SAID 'IF THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE OF HIM, IT WOULD BE BAD FOR US!'"
"YES, THAT WOULD BE BAD FOR US!"
"WHAT?!"
"I SAID"
Snore
"I SAID IT"
Snore
"I-"
RAAAAHHH!" Dream Emma suddenly snapped, "Hey bonehead you gettin' any of this?!" She pokes her head out of the dream bubble knocking on Max's forehead
"More .. of me .. two of ..." Max mumbled in his sleep.
"Man, he's just as dumb in his sleep as he is awake," Dream Emma joked as Dream Dimitri falls in the dream bubble laughing making Max wake back up.
"That's it to get to Dimitri I gotta get rid of Emma." Max realized pulling out his phone "I'll just call the guys and- oh poop I forgot they're both in detention right now!" Max huffs putting away his phone.
"Guess I'll have to make my own friend." He stays up with a mischievous smile.
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A short Gypsy woman in blue cloak wipes down the counter in her store, her large googly glass eye looks up as Max walks into the store
"What can I help with son." She said in a groggy Hispanic voice.
"I was hoping you can make me something indestructible." Max raises an eyebrow
The woman looks down and up at him before looking around to make sure there's no one else in the store "Do have a payment?" She rubs her fingers gesturing for money.
"This had better be worth ever cent of stolen kindergarten money." He pulls out a wade of cash, the woman takes it counting the money and sticks it in her pocket "Come." She gestured her head as she walks with a cane to the back room.
There were potions and books everywhere with a giant black metal pot in the middle.
"Ok let's see." She looks though the ingredients in an already opened book, she picks a bottle "A cup of strength" she pours it into the pot
"A sprinkle of ignorance." She throws a pinch of spice in.
"A tub of obedience." She struggles to hold a giant tub of a red liquid but pour it in, she takes a spoon stirring the mixture up as Max looks pumped.
She grabs a tiny bottle "And last but not least a pinch of Vengeful." She opens the little top as the aroma travels Max's nose.
"Ah Ahh! Ahhhh Achoo!" Max sneezes not covering his mouth as a booger flys into the pot
The mixture starts to bubble and grow into a large goo figure with big narrow eyes
"Monster didn't come out good no refund!" The Gypsy woman holds the money close
"Keep the money! It's perfect." Max looks up at the creation with joy.
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Max now stands in front of his creation it a big chubby pile of green slime with crooked teeth and a unibrow "Ok let's see what's your name?" He thinks for a second "Your name will be booger! No no no slugg."
"Sluuuuugg." Slugg growled while smiling evilly.
""Now, it's time for you to do what you were created to do: pound Emma! Got it?!"
"Yeah, yeah! pound Emma!"
"Good Boy!" Max pats him in head "Now go get Emma!"
"Get Emma!" Slugg moves to go retrieve Emma
"Haha that squirt what even know what hit her." Max cracks his knuckles.
"Got Emma!"
"Sweet that was fast! Ok half pint you ready for your beaten-" Max turns around to see Slugg not holding Emma but holding a pink flower. "What is that?!"
"Emma?" Slugg holds up the flower confused
"No stupid!" Max growls snatching the flower away "This isn't Emma this is a flower! This is how you pound!" Max demonstrates by throwing the flower on the ground stomping on it repeatedly until it crushed into pieces "See?"
"Oooh" Slugg nods understanding
"C'mon!" Max gestured the booger monster to follow him.
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In Hueso's pizza restaurant Max and Slugg sit at a table peeking from some menus "See? That blond pony tailed shrimp right there?" He points to Emma standing far away with Dimitri listening to Hueso listing things off that he needs them to do. "That's .. Emma."
"Emma." Slugg repeats her name
"Now go pound her!" Max cracks his knuckles
"Pound Emma!" Slugg growls getting up stomping over to them
"Haha that's my boy!" Max smirks evilly walking away
"And I also need you to take out the left over eaten pizza out." Huseo points to a trash can filled with pizzas with bite marks all over them
"No need mister Huseo I can just take that home with me the guys will eat it." Emma waves a hand "Emma don't do that! That's unsanitary!" Dimitri sticks out a tongue in disgust.
"Raph once eat a whole molded banana on a dare he's got the gut of a garbage disposal." Emma rolls her eyes assuring him, Red stomps over towering them all
"Ah! You must be my new delivery boy!" Hueso shakes Slugg's hand but pulls it away seeing slime all over his hand, he gags pulling out a wipe from his pocket wiping his hand "What is your name amigo?"
"Slugg." Slugg says slowly crossing his eyes
"Hi Slugg I'm Dimitri." Dimitri steps forward introducing himself he turns to Emma "And this is my best friend Emma."
"Hey oh!" Emma smiles friendly waving at the big slug monster.
"Emma?"
"E-E-mma."
"Emma."
"Emma!!" Slugg shouted towering over the blond hybrid making her fall on her butt in shock and fear
"Hey! Hey! Calm down big guy!" Emma puts her hands in front of her trying to calm him down.
"Don't worry This'll only hurt for a second," Slugg chuckled evilly.
Emma shakes her head "What did you just say?"
"I said this will only hurt for a second."
Wait .. a minute!!" Emma mumbles to herself, putting it all together she perks up but then gets a wicked evil smile on her face
So that was the game Max wanted to play?
Ok then!
Let's
Play
"Well before we start your training let me give the grand tour of the hidden city." Huseo gets Sluggs attention
"NO I WANNA BEAT-" Emma yells demonically but quickly stops herself "I-I mean I wanna be the one that gives him the tour!" Emma bats her eyelashes looking cute with a tiny cat smile
"Are you sure you can handle it mija?" Hueso asked a little unsure
"Totally! Anything to help my new buddy Slugg feel welcomed!" Emma gives a 'friendly smile' elbowing the monster jokingly
"Yeah Emma buddy!!" Slugg brings her to a bone crushing side hug as the two growled at each other walking away
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Dimitri walks though the entrance portal of the restaurant holding a pile of trash with both hands towards a trash can, he stands on his tippy toes putting it in can "Ugh gross." He dusts his hands from the touching the bag
"That's what I say when I sees your face."
Dimitri turns to see Max towering over him with an evil smirk
"Oh no no no no no"
Dimitri tries to run but Max grabs him by the back of his shirt.
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Emma and Slugg walk deep into the hidden city they stop in front of a large beehive like candy store "This is one of Mill of runs regular customers: The Bees Knees Candy store."
"Slugg no care about candy Slugg wanna pound Emma!!" Slugg lifts Emma up by the collar of her shirt pulling his fist back to punch her "Wait!" Emma lifts her hands defensively "Dont you wanna taste bees knees sweet honey chews?" She holds up a wrapped up piece of yellow candy
"Slugg no want candy-" Emma interrupts him by showing the candy in his mouth, he chews it and gets a smile on his face dropping her "Mm candy good!"
"It's good huh? You want more?" Emma smiles slyly, Slugg nods his head "Ok! But let me tell you a little secret Mrs.Beetowski Will only give you more if you dance."
"D-Dance?" Slugg raises an eyebrow confused
"Yeah like this!" Emma demonstrates by hopping around stomping her feet with a goofy cross eyed smile
"Like .. this?" Slugg tries moving slide to side not noticing his slime was getting everywhere
"Atta boy Slugg! Now get in there and dance your booty for that candy!" Emma opens the door, Slugg bounces in not noticing Emma's evil smile
"Hello! Ms Bee! Slugg dance for your candy!!"
The whole building starts to shake up and down like it was shaking from an earthquake as green slime came from the windows, Emma leans a hand on the building looking at a watch with a smirk
"3."
"2."
"1."
On cue a scream of pain was heard from inside, the door opens as Slugg slowly crawls out covered in red marks from the bee stings.
"So how'd it go?" Emma asked innocently
"It was ... I-It was."
Slugg puffs up like a balloon
"Pointy."
"Yeah I forgot she doesn't like dancing." Emma puts a finger to her chin "Oh well! Come one let's continue the tour!" Emma grabs his hand dragging him
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"No Max! Not that!!" Dimitri begs laying on the ground kept in place by Max's strength his head turned to the side. Max puts his finger in his mouth and takes it out now covered in saliva
Max lifts the finger over him and dives down giving Dimitri a wet willy
"Uhhhhhh!!"
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Emma leads Slugg towards a giant bluish green pond where aquatic mutants swim around socializing with each other "Ya'll get a lot of orders in here."
"Hello Emma!" An octopus mutant waves at her as Emma waves back with a smile.
"Emma ... Emma! Pound Emma!!" Slugg raises his fist realizing
"Wait!! Don't you wanna deliver these orders first?" Emma snaps her fingers magically holding out a pile of pizza boxes for him to take.
"Deliver?"
"Yeah that's your job, you deliver the pizzas to them." Emma gestured to the fish mutants
"How?" Slugg scratches his head
"I'll show ya!" Emma smiles kindly picking up a box "You pick up a box and then hand it to customer" Emma says slowly for him to understand, handing it to a dolphin mutant who takes the box swimming away "Ok?"
"Ok." Slugg comes forward grabbing a box "Take box and give it to customer." He hands it to a squid "Slugg did it!" He claps his hands proud of himself
"Very good job buddy!" Emma gives him a thumbs up "You keep doing that as I and my easily bruised body will take one biggggggg step backwards." Emma quickly backs up a few feet.
"Take box and give it to customer."
"Take box and give it to customer."
He repeats it with different fish as it goes smoothly
Until ...
"Take box and give it to customer-"
He turns to give the box of pizza to the customer but is greeted to the inside the mouth of a great white shark, the shark closes its mouth chewing for a second but admittedly gets wide eyed and spits Slugg out sending him flying
"Bleck! You tell Hueso I want a refund this pizza taste like boogers!!" The shark snarls sticking out his tongue in disgust
"Will do mister Bull!" Emma gives him a thumbs up and smile
"Thanks Guppy!" Mr Bull pats Emma head noticing he drenched her hair in water her eyes now covered by her soaking wet hair.
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"No no no no Max please!!-"
Dimitri pleading goes unheard from Max as he yanks Dimitri up in the air by his underwear who lets out a high pitch squeal, kicking his legs to reach the ground.
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"And this'll be your favorite! Rough N' Punch!" Emma gestured to a black building with giant spikes at the top of the roof, the two look inside to see little tiny pixies in biker jackets and helmets playing pool, drinking from little tiny beer mugs, two pixies punching each other in the face
"Ooo like fairies they are so cute! And pretty!" Slugg awes
"Oh yeah they're real adorable! But you know who loves those compliments that little pixie right there Sparks." Emma points to a pink pixie in a spiked biker jacket and a mohawk floating around with a scowl, a blue pixie bumps into him "Hey watch where ya goin!"
"What you say to me punk?!?!" Sparks grabs him by his collar and tackles him into a fighting cloud as a crowd of pixies gathered around cheering "Fight! Fight! Fight!!"
Sparks throws the blue pixie out the window making him land at Emma's feet as he groans with a black eye covered in bruises
"Aw they're so cute!!" Slugg cups his cheeks in awe
"Go get em big guy!" Emma jabs a finger to the door as Slugg runs in "Ooo he's about to get his butt kicked!" Emma sings to herself chuckling
"Hello tiny cute pixies!" Slugg announced himself getting everyone's attention
"Did this guy just call us CUTE!!!" A red pixie smashed his mug on the ground angrily
"Look at your cute little wings! And your adorable little jackets!" He plays with a yellow pixies hands making her dance as she growls angrily
The pixies growls angrily crowding around Slugg who raises an eyebrow confused "We'll show you cute!! GET HIM!!!" The pixies tackle Slugg
Emma flinches and cringed at the sound of punching and screaming, she steps out of the way as Slugg goes flying out of the bar landing in the mud
"And stay out!! Ya bum!!" A pixie angrily screams shaking a fist going back inside
Slugg slowly lifts up his head covered in mud "Ugh why everyone mean to Slugg?" He frowns sadly slivering away "Bees mean to Slugg, fishy mean to Slugg, cute little pixies mean to Slugg-"
He hears a crunch and looks down and sees he stepped on a bunch of orange yellow ish flowers he gasps picking them up "Slugg crush flowers! S-Slugg killed flowers!!"
"Alright buster! Had enough? I know you're working for ya big!!-" Emma stomps over angrily with a scowl on her face but quickly gets concern "Hey what's wrong?"
"Slugg k-kill flowers." Slugg whimpers looking down at the flowers sadly whimpering
"Aww don't worry big guy-" Emma perks up when she's Slugg whimpering getting tears in his eyes with a sad lip quiver
"Oh No."
"No no no no!! Slugg p-please don't cry-"
Emma was than soaked in Slugg's tears as he burst out crying hysterically
"Slugg Bad!!!" Slugg runs away crying leaving Emma dumbfounded
"What have I done?" Emma cups her cheeks showered with guilt "Slugg wait! Come Back!!" Emma waves her arms running after him
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"Say Uncle!"
"Uncle!"
"Say Uncle!"
"Uncle!!"
Max smirks holding Dimitri's arm behind his back as the little boy squeals in pain
Suddenly mad laughter is heard making both boys look in the direction of the sound "Ah yeah! The beautiful sound of evil."
Slugg cries in his arm as Emma finally catches up to him tapping him on the shoulder "Hey Slugg I gotta present for you." Slugg continues to cry until he sees Emma holding up a plushy of a bright yellow daisy
"Flower squishy flower hehe!" Slugg sniffs and smiled taking the flower plushy and squeezing he then perks up looking at Emma skeptical "Wait? Why you nice to Slugg?"
"Slugg I've been really mean to you all day and I just wanna say I'm sorry-" Emma looks down shamefully but squeals from being picked up and pulled into a slimy bone crushing hug by Slugg
"Aw Slugg forgive you Emma Slugg best buddy!" Slugg smiles squeezing her "Y-Yeah buddies." Emma eyes crossed bugging out about to pop out of her head an second she tried to pull away but her face sticks to the slime bringing her back again
"Slugg!"
The two turn to see Max still holding Dimitri by the back of his shirt "What do you think you're doing?!"
"Slugg having fun with buddy." Slugg smiles holding Emma close nuzzling her cheek
"She is not your buddy!"
"But Emma gave Slugg present?" Slugg shows him the flower plushy Emma gave him, Max snatches it away "Gimme that stupid toy!" Max tears it apart in front of Slugg
"You ok Dimi?" Emma picks her best friend up examining him
"Y-Yeah I will be." Dimitri rubs his slightly bruised arm
"You're just as much of a dork as them!" Max growls pointing at Emma and Dimitri meanly "You're stupid, worthless and a wimp!"
"You leave Slugg alone jerk!" Emma growls pointing Max growls lifting up his sleeve marching towards the two six year olds but Slugg stands in front of them protectively
"Slugg don't like Max's words about his friends."
"Slugg not mean like Max!"
"Slugg not a bully like Max!!"
"Slugg Is NICE!!!" Slugg growls angrily towering over Max, he lifts up Max by the collar of his shirt with a frown "If you want Slugg to be a bully Slugg Bully Max!!" Slugg shoves Max in his body and shoots him out from the top of his head.
Max slams into the wall falling into a trash can groaning in pain
"Oooo that's gotta hurt." Emma fake cringes earning a laugh out of Dimitri as the two kids high five in victory
"Now it is time for Slugg!" Slugg grabs by the back of their shirts "To give you ... a giant hug!!" Slugg squeezes them both in a giant bear hug "Slugg love you so much!"
"We love you too big guy!" Emma squeals crossing her eyes in pain
"L-Love .. h-hurts." Dimitri whimpered and grunts pain.