Made on: 5th of June 2021
Published: 13th of June 2021
💌 - lolig0tscam made this one, thank you!
Dream : We need a distraction.
George: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Sapnap , whispering: My time has come
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Tommy: You're really campaigning for Bitch Of The Year, aren't you?
Dream: As Defending Champion, you nervous?
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Techno : okay- Phil. You remember that you are on your last life correct?
Phil: yeah
Techno : good. Now please explain to me why you are LITERALLY ON A DATE WITH DEATH!
Phil, holding Kristen's hand : but it's our anniversary :(
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Tubbo: *gently taps table*
Ranboo: *taps back*
Tommy: um...what are they doing?
Phil, sighing: Morse code.
Tubbo: *aggressively taps table with a smug look*
Ranboo, covering his face: TUBBO DO NOT FLIRT WITH ME.
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Dream: *says anything*
Tommy: Don't tell me what to do you piss fiend.
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Puffy: We call THAT a traumatic event.
Puffy, to Tubbo: Not a "bruh moment."
Puffy, to Tommy: Or a "major L."
Puffy, to Ranboo: Or an "oof lmao."
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Tommy: Hey, yall. I'm here with my best friend. Best friend, show em your moves!
[wilbur fucking dies]
Tommy: Go! Oooyuh, get it I guess.
Tommy: Okay, I'm next, best friend. Get the camera. Dougie, hype me up.
[tommy also fucking dies]
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dream: I'm so sick of numbers defying me!
dream: my age, my height, my grades, the amount of first-degree murder convictions I've committed, those don't make me who i am!
sapnap:
sapnap, slowly shuffling away: the amount of- what?
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Eret: Were you dropped on your head as a kid?
Fundy: Bold of you to assume that I was held.
Eret:
Eret: Jesus Christ.
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Dream: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Sapnap: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it
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Wilbur: How do you think you're going to stop me?
Phil: [joins the game]
Wilbur:
Wilbur: You sick son of a bitch
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Tubbo: Ominous positivity.
Puffy: You will be okay. You have no choice.
Ranboo: Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.
Jack: You will succeed. It is inevitable.
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Tubbo and Fundy: We need to talk about your professionalism.
Dreamon, levitating 5 feet in the air: Those are brave words for someone standing in lava
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dream: george... you took me on a trip to spain... but without the a.
george: [sighs] dream we talke- wait... the a?
dream: [spins on swivel chair at ridiculously high speeds]
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ranboo: hey, bud, i'm back with milk!
michael: [ surprised grunts ]
ranboo: what's got you so excite-
michael: [ runs to ranboo sobbing, clinging to his leg ]
ranboo, slowly looking up at tommy: what did you do?
tommy: i just told him MY dad didn't come back with the milk.
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Bad: How could anyone say that Dream is evil? He's the most precious lil muffin to ever exist!
Dream, while killing George and Sapnap: Yeah, I'm adorable!
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Tommy : [uses really big words]
Tubbo : Who are you and what have you done with my friend Tommyinnit
Tommy : and what's that supposed to mean bitch boy?
Tubbo : [trying to find a way to say something like "tommy cant read" or "tommy doesn't know big words"]
Tubbo : the Tommy i know doesn't speak English
Tommy :
Tommy : what?
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George: If I die, I want Sapnap to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.
Sapnap:
Dream:
Sapnap: George...
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Niki: Has anybody ever told you they love you?
Fundy: Do my parents count?
Niki: Yes.
Fundy: Then no.
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Sapnap: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Dream does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
George: If Dream were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his research regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Dream jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Sapnap: You jump off a cliff!
George: Gladly. Assuming Dream did first.
💌 - Your-Sad-Therapist made this one, thank you!
Tubbo: you just need to call them and say "I had a blood test, what are my results?" Okay?
Ranboo, holding a phone: Okay
The lady on the other end of the phone: Hello this is the hospital how can I help you?
Ranboo:
Lady on the phone:
Tubbo:
Ranboo: I want my blood back
💌 - epp_123 made this one, thank you!
Badboyhalo: Can you please be quiet for five minutes?
Skeppy: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
💌 - PuddingLoverXD made this one, thank you!
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
TommyInnit: No it should be potato god
Technoblade: POTATOES FOR THE POTATO GOD- no wait what
💌 - Kitty_Cat_Nat made this one, thank you!
*Half the smp is burning and or chaos*
Dream: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED!!!! SAPNAP WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?
Sapnap: in my defense I was left unsupervised
Dream: YOU HAD GEORGE WITH YOU!!!
George: in my defense I was also left unsupervised
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Tubbo: Hey Ranboo, whatcha looking for?
Ranboo in all seriousness: My will to live
MICHAEL walks, well, waddles into the room:
Ranboo is instantly calm and happy: Oh, there he is!
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Word Count: 970
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