Amy: Such a great day today!
Cream: Nothing can ruin this!
Mertle: Lilo, what are you doing?
Sonic: You were saying, Cream?
Man: Arr! I be a pirate!
Tails: You are?
Knuckles: Pirates are so cool! Avast, mateys! I spy land ahead! Hoist the anchor, landlubbers!
Man: Ye want a treasure map?
Amy: Course we do! But what is it for?
Shadow: I'll take it.
Mertle: Give me that!
Lilo: It's ours!
Man: Ye can all share. There be plenty of treasure for all of ye.
Sonic: Cool!!!
Sometime later
Knuckles: This is the starting point.
Mertle: Now to go 100 paces east.
Tails: Then it should be... Thatta way!
Sonic: My best friend. Such a genius, am I right?
Sonic and Co went 100 paces east.
Cream: Isn't this the same spot?
Lilo: Nah. Let's get digging.
Knuckles: I got this!
Knuckles dug through the sand with his Shovel Claws.
Sonic: This is taking a while.
Mertle: Why do you bother digging for treasure?
Knuckles: For your information, I'm a treasure hunter and Master Emerald guardian.
Amy: We should save the treasure for something important.
Cream: Like for charity.
Mertle: We don't need charity.
Lilo: Yes, we do.
Cream: Find anything, Knuckles?
Knuckles: Not yet.
Mertle: Ugh...
Shadow: This may be the wrong spot.
Mertle: Give me that!
Sonic: No fair!
Lilo and Mertle were stuck together.
Amy: What is that?
Sonic: Look!
Stitch: Uh oh. Cousin!
Mertle: Another freak? I'm outta here.
Amy: Small problem, Mertle. You and Lilo are stuck to each other.
Knuckles: This stuff's unbreakable.
Sonic: Try using something to cut it with. Like a chainsaw or something.
Mertle: I never should've agreed to this.
Shadow: Same with us.
Tails: Apparently, that was Experiment 251. Designed to bind together incompatible individuals. Much like Lilo and Mertle.
Sonic: Lilo. Mertle. You two need to cooperate better.
Kokaua Town
Shadow: Man. Link's been making people stick together.
Mertle: Why'd you call it Link?
Shadow: Because he links two uncooperative individuals together.
Sonic: Mertle, I know you have more important things to do. But once we figure out how to get you and Lilo unstuck, you can do those things.
Mertle: Who cares?! I just want the treasure!
Sonic: Some things are more important.
Tails: There's Link! Let's go!
Knuckles: Just grab Link, and then we'll find the treasure.
Mertle: Fine.
Cream: There he goes!
Mertle: Lilo, we'll lasso Link!
Lilo and Mertle lassoed Link.
Sonic: Nice wrangling!
Tails: Now to find out where Link belongs.
Mertle: No! We find the treasure!
Tails: You two don't cooperate well.
Mertle: What do you care?
Tails: Me and Sonic go together like bread and butter.
Gantu: I agree with the fox.
Mertle: EEK!
Sonic: Wuss.
Lilo: Gantu!
Gantu: I've run my last errand! I'll be taking that experiment first.
Shadow: Nope!
Shadow attacked Gantu.
Knuckles: Run!
Sonic: I like you two better when you were cooperating.
Amy: Link got away. Link got away.
Link fired goo at Lilo, Mertle, and Gantu.
Sonic: Oh great...
Mertle: Lilo, you have such weird friends.
Cream: Gantu's not our friend! He's a big dummy.
Gantu: Quiet. I got this.
Gantu captured Link.
Gantu: You're coming with me, troublemaker!
Lilo's house
Nani: Jumba! Pleakley! What are you doing?!
Jumba: Using laser to cut goo from 251.
Pleakley: Laser?!
Nani: The blue goo washed off with mud.
Stitch dunked mud on Jumba and Pleakley breaking the goo.
Pleakley: I'm free!
Gantu's ship
625: Wow! Maybe I could get a ride next!
Gantu: Shut up, 625!
Stitch: (alien language)
Sonic: Stitch!
Stitch dunked mud on Lilo, Mertle, and Gantu breaking the goo.
Lilo: Now, Mertle! Jump!
Mertle: Help! The dogcatcher has me!
Amy: Think fast!
Gantu: Augh! My eyes!
625: Better than your usual egg. You are such a loser!
Sonic: Link, can you link these two together?
Link fired goo at Gantu and 625.
625: Ha! Now you're stuck with me!
Hamsterviel: What are you doing?! Where's my drycleaning?! And the experiment?!
Gantu: 😔
With Sonic and Co
Sonic: Mertle, if you cooperated with Lilo more, then you'd join our friend list.
Mertle: What about the treasure?
Knuckles: Is that it over there?
Man: Aye! Ye found it!
Knuckles: I'll dig it out!
Knuckles dug out the treasure chest.
Shadow: This isn't treasure. This is a coupon for the dentist.
Lilo and Mertle: Eww!!!
Sonic: The greatest treasure of all time is the cooperation Lilo and Mertle had.
Amy: And we caught Link.
Sonic: And Mertle. You will take 00.01% of our treasure. We'll take the other 99.99%.
Cream: I think I know where Link's true calling is.
Later
Sonic: Bungee jumping. Link can use his goo as bungee ropes.
Mr Jameson: Nani, I think you've earned a raise.
Nani: You will not regret this! Mahalo, Mr Jameson.
Tails: Sometimes working together makes the job easier.
The End
Hope you enjoyed the second season and have a great day folks!