A/N: This is just filler.
A/N2: Did I mention how much I love Ishtar? I have Space Ishtar, that's enough to prove my love for her.
A/N3: Skip this chapter if you want to, it's just Ishtar and Y/N bonding.
A/N4: Thanks for 60k, I love everyone one of y'all that gave this book a chance and didn't drop it.
There is another event, but not an evil one. One just...a bit fun and not called for.
The event takes place in modern-day Canada, where a large beach house is located close to the beach.
Gudako wants answers but notices that there are a lot of servants she knows...
Checking the event list again, she reads it.
Summer Bash Event 2021!
Start off summer right! Grab the new limited event servants 4☆ Archer Y/N and 4☆ Saber Ishtar and a few new summer servants!
Located in Canada, Y/N and Ishtar had created an event causing a large house party! Experience all the fun and learn more about your favorite servants!
Gudako couldn't believe this, she did this all for a few new servants. And it seems that the classes for Y/N and Ishtar seemed to have reversed. Could they be doing anything else...?
-Canada, Outside Beachhouse.
Music was blaring, servants were having fun, and drinks were being drunk.
All because of Ishtar and Y/N.
Ishtar: "I might have to give you props here, nice first impressions."
Y/N: "You just...seemed to match my energy. When everyone else turned my idea down for this, you didn't. It's all because of you Ishtar!"
The two collide drinks to each other as they lay down on their chairs.
Ishtar: "Everyone needed a bit of fun. How could you stay in a place like Chaldea like that?"
Y/N: "Thank you! I've been trying to explain this to everyone here! This is a lot of fun!"
Ishtar: "It'll be a lot better once we get inside."
Smirking, Y/N had no idea where this was going, but Ishtar already knew what she wanted to do.
After all, Ishtar is the goddess of beauty, good harvests, war, lust, discord, and fertility. If two words didn't stand out from what was listed, I...I don't know what to say.
Earlier...
Here in Chaldea, Y/N was just walking around. Aimlessly. He had no plans on doing anything at all. After everyone had rejected his plans for having some fun this summer, he gave up.
That's when he bumped into Ishtar. A goddess Gudako had summoned a while back.
Y/N: "O-oh...I am so sorry. I should watch where I go next time..."
Ishtar: "It's alright...wait, are you Y/N?"
Y/N: "Yes. The Soul of Cinder and the Incarnation of Kings, a fellow Lord of Cinder who protects the flame for all that seek it-"
Ishtar: "So what's with the outfit."
Y/N instantly froze in his tracks, as if he was feeling good about himself already being known to other servants, it was not the case here.
Instead of wearing his armor, or his normal clothes consisting of a t-shirt and sweatpants, he wore a simple swimming trunk and a bare chest. Showcasing his extremely toned body and abs that would make most women drool. Along with that, he was wearing a straw hat and sunglasses.
Y/N: "Well uh, since it is summer, I asked the director if we could head out to the beach."
Ishtar: "Really? What did she say?"
Y/N: "She said something long and it was hard to understand, but she said no."
Ishtar: "Have you tried the simulation room?"
Y/N: "I did before, but I want this to be available for everyone. I asked a few who might have the ability to do so, but it didn't work out."
Ishtar nodded, seeing Y/N's situation, she has done something like this before, but she only did it for herself and others. And it sorta did get a few into a sticky situation.
And from the words of Gudako, "Don't do that again. I can't afford to be scolded again."
Ishtar: "Y/N, I could possibly help you in this."
His face lit up and his eyes widened, he couldn't believe it. He didn't know Ishtar personally, but if she could help that would be the best.
Ishtar: "Sure, follow me."
The two began to walk down a long hallway, speaking about how this would go.
Ishtar: "Any destinations?"
Y/N: "Well, I wanted this to take place in a large beach house, where we will throw a large house party!"
Ishtar: "Promising idea. Want to tell master?"
Y/N: "I don't think we need to. She spends most of her time now doing other events and acquiring quartz."
Ishtar: "I guess so."
-Canada, Private Beach
Y/N: "Wow! This is surely large! I knew Canada had all the good things!"
Ishtar: "Canada? Whatever, but I might have chosen the best spot after all."
Behind the two was a large beachouse, and since Ishtar's Class Skill and Y/N's Class Skill allowed them to travel far from Chaldea, this was possible.
Ishtar: "Now we just have the currency to buy pool toys, toys, food, drinks, and much, much more."
Y/N: "Huh? Why did you mention toys twice?"
Ishtar: "Hey let's buy the things alright?"
Y/N: "But I don't have any money!"
Ishtar: "Hm, this has forced my hand, but as a goddess, I will allow this one time to sacrifice my honor, pride, and dignity to steal a few items-hey what are you doing?! Put the sword down!"
Y/N: "Uh, you don't feel that?"
Ishtar: "Feel...what?"
Y/N all of a sudden had a devious smirk, he couldn't help but hide his grin as it proudly showed.
Y/N: "YOU DON'T FEEL DEEZ BALLS DRAGGING ACROSS YOUR FACE?! AHAHA!"
Another day. Another victim. And it just happened to be Ishtar.
Ishtar has no concept of the joke. After all, she hasn't caught up with the world unlike Y/N has.
However, for Y/N, this wouldn't be the end of him making jokes. After trapping an entire deity, you fall for the joke. He felt...he felt...unstoppable.
Ishtar: "Wa-wait why are you laughing? It wasn't funny!"
This cued Y/N to laugh even more, and even harder, but something rose unexpectedly.
Quickly, Y/N stopped laughing and dodged out of the way, grabbing Ishtar's hand.
From their current location, the sand began to quake, and boom, beasts appeared.
Ishtar: "Be-beasts? I thought they were only in singularities!"
Y/N: "Beasts? Doesn't matter who it is, they are not stopping me from having my house party!"
Ishtar: "Agreed!"
The two equipped their weapons, Y/N's Firelink Greatsword and Ishtar's Boat of Heaven Maanna, which was both a boat and a bow, crazy right?
With several beasts appearing, Y/N didn't wasn't any time to plunge into battle, slashing, a wave of fire followed after dealing maximum damage.
As if that wasn't enough, yellow blasts from Ishtar seemed to explode on impact, leaving most beasts done for.
When the dust settled, there were none.
Y/N smiled and looked at the goddess.
Y/N: "Honestly, I think we make a good team."
Ishtar: "Heh, of course. When you are allied with a God, everyone is successful!"
Y/N: "I mean, theoretically speaking, I do have the power of a God, so what does that make me, a demigod?"
Ishtar: "We can make a demigod."
Y/N: "Huh?"
Ishtar: "Wha?"
The goddess laughed it off, her attempt at teasing Y/N seemingly worked, as he realized what she said and soon after, a blush crept onto his face.
Ishtar did have a lot of lovers, no matter who it was. If they looked nice and cute, you were in the bed with her.
Y/N was no exception.
And at this moment, Ishtar knew, this wouldn't be any different from what she has done in the past.
Y/N: "Whatever, I'm more worried about the beasts that just came from here."
As the two began to converse, concerning if they should still host the party here, Ishtar convinced Y/N they should still host it.
Now, onwards with the setup.
Timeskip
It's not every day you get to see a goddess and a video game character roam around in your local Walmart, but if that happens, get their autographs.
Ishtar: "Now, now, what would a beach party need?"
Y/N: "Well, beach balls for one. A volleyball if we want to play. Food, drinks, a lot of things."
Ishtar: "Wow, you seem to know what you are talking about."
Y/N: "I mean, yeah. I am the one who brought up the idea. With that being said-"
Random Grandma: "Aw...look hunny, they are so close like a couple."
Random Grandpa: "Ah yes, takes me back to my younger days. So youthful..."
An elderly couple says as they pass by, Y/N and Ishtar look at each other as one gives a seductive face, and the other fixes and a face of confusion. I'm pretty sure you can tell who it was.
Present Time...
Ishtar: "Everyone needed a bit of fun. How could you stay in a place like Chaldea like that?"
Y/N: "Thank you! I've been trying to explain this to everyone here! This is a lot of fun!"
Ishtar: "It'll be a lot better once we get inside."
Smirking, Y/N had no idea where this was going, but Ishtar already knew what she wanted to do.
After all, Ishtar is the goddess of beauty, good harvests, war, lust, discord, and fertility. If two words didn't stand out from what was listed, I...I don't know what to say.
Ishtar gets up, softly grabbing the hand of Y/N who gets up as well. Among the blasting music, and loud voices chattering inside the beach house, they enter a secluded room before Y/N looks back.
Y/N: "Hey, you can stop watching me from here on out now."
He says, smiling as he closes the door. What happened on the other side, will truly be unknown.
Chaldea
Gudako: "YES! YES! YES! I FINALLY COMPLETED IT IN TIME! ARCHER Y/N AND SABER ISHTAR COME TO ME NOW!!"
Y/N: "Master are you okay? I was summoned here on-Ishtar?!"
Ishtar: "Y-Y/N?!"
Y/N: "Hey! Don't think I forgot! You still owe me like five apple seeds! You're supposed to be the goddess of harvest, but you're not acting like one right now!"
Ishtar: "That's not how it works!"
As the two servants began to loudly argue in the background, Gudako had sighed and facepalmed herself...
Gudako: "The curse of having servants..."
A/N5: Hey, this was like filler. I wrote this in celebration of the achievement that you all allowed me to have. 60k. Once again, thank you. Don't forget to vote!