Jokes that will make you cry...

By anisarasul

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ABCDEFGHIJK!
ROSES ARE RED!
THE FAT COW!
PARENTS STAYING OVER!
SEVEN CATS!
A BLONDE,REDHED AND A BRUNETEE
TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND!
I DON'T KNOW!
IT'S DARK!
THREE LITTLE DUCKS!
WHAT KIND OF MEAT IS IT!
10 FACTS!
FIRST DAY OVER!
GETTING INTO TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T DO
BEANS!
THREE RINGS OF MARRIGE!
MIND YOUR OWN BUSSINNESS AND TROUBLE!
COMUNICATION!
SINGING!
REPORT CARD!
TEA!
15 MINUTES AGO!
CAME FROM HEVEN!
THREE CLOSE FAMILY MEMBERS LOST IN THREE MONTHS!
THE MAGIC ELEVATOR!
A/N
LOST YOUR PEN!
QUISTION/ANSWER!
Alphabet!
SNOOCKER!
DO YOU WANNA HERE A JOKE!
FAIL!
Knock knock jokes!
CLOSING THE FRIDGE!
ACTING NORMAL!
SNART!
MINI HEAT ATTACK!
YES OR NO!
TEST!
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K!
OLD PEOPLE!
CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU!
THE REASON YOU SMILE AT YOUR PHONE!
A PUSH!
GTG TTYL AND ILY!
TRIP IN YOUR DREAM!
OXYGEN!
WHICH TENSE!
WHO MADE AMERICA?!
DEAD BIRD!
WHY DO I NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL!
SISSY!
IGNORE THE H!
S.C.H.O.O.L
M.A.T.H
IM LOVING IT!
YOU WILL GO TO JAIL!
PIECE OF CAKE!
CHOO CHOO CHOO!
DIDNT FAIL THE TEST?!
10 FUN FACTS!
HOW ARE PEOPLE BORN?!
SO SWEET!
BOY OR GIRL!
BIGGEST LIE!
IT HURT'S!!!!
ANOTHER OPINION!
THE PERFECT SON!
GOD WILL SAVE HIM!
AFTER THE POLICE GET HERE!
A/N
I WANNA GET GIRLS LIKE YOU!
FATTY!
UGLY
ARE YOU KIDDING?!
ONLY ONE FOOD MAKES YOU CRY!
$5 VS $5,000!
THE JIM!
YOU DRANK MY POISSON!
SMILE,LAUGH,FART!
BEAUTIFUL!
BOSS!
EAR ACCIDENT!
FOR THE SICK!
A/N
ICE-CREAM VAN!
I LOVE YOU!
LAZY!
I DONT GET DRUNK!
DID YOU JUST FALL?!
DO YOU HAVE A BATHROOM?!
FACEBOOKED YOU!
Google!
WHT DO YOU HAVE!
THE PRIDE!
BORN TO BE AWSOME!
A/N
MINION LANGUAGE...1!
1 PERSON ONLY!
MINION LANGUAGE.....2!
DID YOU JUST FART!
MY LOVE FOR YOU!
HEY BABY!
STOLE MY HEART!
A/N
WHY FO WE NEED SCHOOL!
WHY CAN'T DJ'S PLAY POOL?!
HUSBAND, WIFE......1!
HUSBAND, WIFE.....2!
HUSBAND, WIFE....3!
HUSBAND, WIFE.....4!
HUSBAND, WIFE.....5!
TEXT EM THIS!
EASDROPING!
MULTI TASKING!
THE MAN WHO FAINTED!
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!
WOMEN'S MOOD!
FRIENDS & BEST FRIENDS!
SPIDER'S!
A/N
VALENTINE JOKES!
INCORRECT!
C.L.A.S.S!
F.E.A.R!
B4!
BRB!
B.E.E.R!
F.A.I.L!
OREOS!
FUNNIEST THING IN A CLASS!
WORLD OF DINOSAURS!
TEST!
EASY WORDS!
SINGING!
WHAT'S WRONG?!
BOYS WITH LITTLE KIDS!
FIGHTING GAME!
UGLY SELFIE!
LOOK LEFT!
SLAPPING STUFF!
JUST KIDDING!
SNAPCHAT!
HELLO?!
NAPS!
ADULTS!
SLAPS!
HEY MUM!
PAPERS!
DEFINITELY!
YOUR UNDER A VEST?!

WHERE IS THE GRASS!

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By anisarasul

Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?"
Student: "The cow ate the grass, sir."

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