A/n
This chapter contains some..mature content? You read the title so yeah. Skip the last part of the chapter if you're uncomfortable but I know no one is innocent here so Idk why I even bothered to write this but anyhoo hope you enjoy the chapter.
As always,
*Sarawat
*Tine
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[10:30 p.m.]
Did you reach home?
I did
Why'd you ask? Were you worried about me? *winks*
Shut up
Foineeeee
Tine!
That'd be me
Oh really? I didn't know. Thanks
:)
Why did I even text you?
Ionno
Stop saying 'ionno'
Okay
Huh?
I said okay
Are you okay?
Yeah
Tine?
What?
What's wrong with you?
What do you mean?
1) YOU agreed to my request without saying a single word
2) you are acting like a normal person???
Are you okay?
Stop being dramatic
Am I talking to Tine?
Yes
Am I dreaming?
No
Then don't act like this
Like what exactly?
I don't know. Like a normal decent human being?
You don't want me to act like 'normal decent human being' ?
Yeah?
Great :))))
Ah there we go
Now you DONOT GET TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ME BEING CRAZY
Now I miss the decent Tine
Nah you'd miss 'Tine' Tine more
Hmm You're right
I am always right
No you're not
Yeah no I'm not
I'm sleepy
Bye Tine
Wait don't go
Fineee bye S :(
[11:15 p.m.]
RANDOM PERSON WITH A FANCLUB!
What?
I can't sleep
I can
Good night Tine
-_-
[12:30 a.m]
S
Are you asleep?
I guess you are
Ugh
[12:45 a.m.]
Did you know that Rabbits can't puke.
What if they eat a carrot that's not nice or rotten?!? Like god is so unfair
[1:00 a.m.]
Steve?
Simon?
Salamander?
Silas?
Stick?
[1:30 a.m.]
Did you know that the wood frog can hold its pee for up to eight months.
[2:00 a.m]
Silas?
Squidward?
[2:10 a.m.]
Apparently Sex can relieve a headache – it releases the tension, which restricts blood vessels in the brain.
I have a headache
[2:15 a.m.]
But I have no one to have sex with
How do I unsend a message?
[3:00 a.m.]
I'm sleepy now
Nighty night S
[10:00 a.m]
What the actual fuck Tine?
You broke my phone
Literally
[10:40 a.m.]
What?
Don't act so innocent now
Remember last night you sent me like 27373948 meaningless messages?!
My phone vibrated itself of the desk. I think it was committing suicide
Oh... that!
Hehe sorry :)
Shut up
Aw I love you too
You owe me a new phone
Don't be so petty. You're rich
There is no point in arguing with you, is there?
Nahhh
Yeah I know!
*sigh*
:)))
Don't
:((
Don't worry I won't kill your phone again tonight
Why?
You ask it like you almost want me to
No
It's my friend's birthday.
We're going to a club to celebrate
Don't miss me too much
No one's missing you here
I know you will :)
Bye gtg now
Tine abbreviations!
[11:30 p.m.]
S?
And I thought you'd let me sleep peacefully for once
S......?
What?
I miss your voice
...oh okay
You've most sexiest voice I've ever heard
I'm also horny
H-huh?
I sait I'm hornyyyy
Tine are you drunk?
Ionno mom, am I?
How drunk are you?
So what're you up to tonight
What?
Im so drunk lol
Wanna take advantage of me?
What? No!
Why don't you love meeee???
Tine where are you?
In an oversized mushroom in smurf village
Dear god lord! Why'd you get so drunk?
I can't find my phone S
I wanna cry
Tine why don't you check your hands
Omg yess! It's here
You're a genius
How'd you know
You are literally texting me
S.... meet up with me
What? Why?
Are you okay?
Tine?
Where are you?
Tine? I'm starting to get worried. Text me back. Should I call you?
Im inside a bathroom
I'm touching myself
It's too bad you aren't here right now...
I'm so hard.
T-Tine stop!
I mean stop texting me
Do whatever you want
I'd let you do whatever you want to me.
I want you to kiss me till I drop
Tine you're really drunk
I want to watch you masturbate.
And I want you to tease me until I can't take it any longer.
Tine please
Please what daddy?
Please stop texting me?
Why? Did I turn you on?
Y-yes?
(Tine calls Sarawat)
"Hello? Tine?"
"Fuck why is your voice such a turn on"
"...Tine"
"Yes daddy. Keep calling my name"
"Tine you're drunk, this feels so wrong. I'm hanging up"
"No wait...I wanna hear your voice when I cum"
Ah fuck this feels so good
S what are you wearing?"
"Uh shirt and shorts?"
"Mhmm, I like you wearing that. Mind if I unbutton it?"
"Tine, you're drunk as hell"
"S I want you to touch yourself for me"
"Tine"
"Ah S fuck I'm close"
"Fuck this. Go faster for me Tine"
"Ahhh f-fuck S"
"Did you...?"
"Y-yes"
"Tine, Can I hang up now?"
"Hmm"
"Thanks to you. I have to now take an icy cold shower in the middle of the night"
A/n
Sorry if that was cringe asf. I have no experience or whatsoever in this.
Also this chapter is not proofread, I was too embarrassed 🚀🕳