jalepnos
queen:
russian:
applepi:
queen:
we all on that jack manifold GRIND
anyway
i have an idea i want to propose
bullied parent:
i dont want anything to do with you right now
queen:
youre still salty?
salty like DEEZ NUTS
bullied parent:
FUCK OFF
dinodaddy:
as you were saying y/n?
queen:
penis
anyway
dinodaddy:
🤨
queen:
as i was saying before i was RUDELY interrupted
what are you all doing this weekend?
dinodaddy:
our "playdate" is still on for friday right?
queen:
yes 😩
dinodaddy:
ffs
yamyam:
dont act like youre not excited 🙄
*this message was deleted by dinodaddy*
yamyam:
you penis head.
dinodaddy:
🙂
bullied parent:
im doing nothing
orange:
same here
heyheyhey:
here too
the FUCKING GREAT DOOR:
i guess im free
that one hip parent:
im pretty sure all of karasuno is free
we dont have anything to do now since exams are over
queen:
well i propose
A BARBECUE
dinodaddy:
okay
only if i dont bring anything
queen:
you can bring the straws
dinodaddy:
tch
dead:
i can bring the drinks?
that one hip parent:
i'll bring the meat
orange:
ILL BRING THE COLLEYBALSL
queen:
spelling hinata?
ever heard of her?
i heard she's really useful
orange:
COLLEYBALL
VILLEYBALL
VOLLEGBASLL
OH MY DAYS
queen:
you good there buddy?
orange:
v
o
l
l
e
y
b
a
l
l
a
dinodaddy:
volleyballa?
orange:
..
dead:
its okay hinata
we know what youre saying
dinodaddy:
no we dont
orange:
SHUT UP TSUKISHIMA
king:
y/n
queen:
yes kageyama?
king:
if im the king
and youre the queen
does that mean we're married
queen:
is this your way of asking me to marry you? 😩😩
i do i do i do
king:
huh
no
thats not what i meant
wait
am i married now
this is a lot of responsibility all at once
uh
queen:
damn
this guy handles relationships worst than me
king:
fuck
what do i do
we need rings first
yes
rings
queen:
KAGEYAMA
WE SHOULD HAVE MATCHING RINGS
WAIT
ME YOU AND HINATA
WE'LL HAVE THE BEST RINGS
LIKE THE ONE WHERE YOU PUT TOGETHER AND IT MAKES A PATTERN
king:
im in
orange:
YES
LIKE THE NECKLACE HEART THINGS
YES
queen:
I FOUND SOMETHIN
LEMME SEND A PIC
THESE
king:
YES
IM HYPED NOW
orange:
we all know y/n will have the top ring bcs she's the top in this relationship
king:
and hinata you can have the heart
because
well
you have the biggest heart
orange:
KAGEYAMA
THATS THE NICEST THING YOUVE SAID TO ME OTHER THAN "nice pass" 😭😭
queen:
and kageyama
you will have the hands
BECAUSE HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE HANDS 😩😩
MY GOOD SIR
YOU ARE FINE FINE
dead:
what
did we just
queen:
HUSH DAICHI
THIS IS A BONDING MOMENT
nice kill:
but y/n
what about me and noya 🥲
queen:
did you really just forget last week?
we all got matching keychains 🤨
sigh
do i really have to go through what stuff i have matching with?
dead:
yes.
queen:
SIGH
me, kinoshita, ennoshita and narita got matching pictures in our matching phone cases
me, daichi, suga and asahi got matching beads that we put on bracelets we got
me, noya and tanaka got matching keychains
me, kuroo, lev, kenma and yaku got matching dream catchers
me, bokuto and asahi got matching pizza magnets
me, kiyoko and yachi got matching earrings
that one hip parent:
so iwaizumi and oikawa youre not matching with?
queen:
wym?
we match everyday?
that one hip parent:
but you didnt-
queen:
we wear matching uniforms duh
dead:
sigh
orange:
what about yamaguchi and tsukishima?
queen:
yamaguchi and i have matching socks
me and tsukishima arent matching with anything
not yet at least 😈
dinodaddy:
oh god no
dead:
y/n
how have you not run out of money
dinodaddy:
please run out of money
queen:
why?
so you can pay for stuff for me??
AWWWW
we should change your name from dinodaddy to sugar daddy 🥵🥵
dinodaddy:
FUCK NO
queen:
i see you misspelled there
i think you meant to say fuck me
because yes i would gladly fuck you too 😩
dinodaddy:
i would rather eat the floor
queen:
eat me 😩
dinodaddy:
eat deez nuts
queen:
you just
deez nuts-ed me...
i feel betrayed..
bullied parent:
NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS
queen:
hey kuroo
bullied parent:
what....
queen:
WATCHU KNOW ABOUT ROLLIN DOWN IN THE DEEP
bullied parent:
.
*bullied parent is offline!*
queen:
point 10 for y/n 😜🤪😝🤑😝😜🤑🤨🤑😜🤑😜🤑🤪😝😜🤑🤑🤪🤑🤑
dead:
sigh