Okay douchebags, attention please (Stop taking selfies and read this) Todays lesson is going to be slightly longer. Turn off your front camera, take your leatherjacket off and sit ya chihuahua the fuck down.
Have you ever said one of the following things below or thought about them? If yes, I declare you a douchebag.
COMMENTS:
- Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- You dropped something... My jaw
- New year, new me
DOUCHEBAG ACTING:
- When I get hit in dodgeball, i keep playing.
- Making memes and shit about that damn multicolored dress.
- That old lady crossing the street? I'm sure she can make it on her own