Arlo: Asslo
Blyke: Goku
Elaine: Blueberry
Evie: Cinnamon Roll
Isen: iSENSE
John: Cripple
Remi: Strawberry
Roland: Roly Poly
Seraphina: Sera
~~~~~O~~~~~
Roly Poly: So a kid in chem class just snorted a bunch of white powder on a dare
Roly Poly: Turns out that white powder was calcium hydroxide and the dude was screaming about his nose and throat burning
Goku: Holy sh*t
iSENSE: Oh that's why there is an ambulance outside
Asslo: Why are people so stupid with chemicals?
Cinnamon Roll: Good question. I'm in the same class as Roland and the teacher literally screamed at him "don't touch the white powder!!!"
Cinnamon Roll: Earlier this year we were doing a lab about the copper cycle and the same guy spilled concentrated nitric acid on himself on purpose "to see what would happen"
Cinnamon Roll: And yeah he was sent to the hospital with 2nd and 3rd degree chemical burns
iSENSE: wtf
Blueberry: He spilled nitric acid on himself. To see what would happen.
Blueberry:
Blueberry: As a healer I am screaming on the inside
Roly Poly: Oh Elaine, I have another story that'll make you cringe
Roly Poly: So I was at the park with friends when I saw Hower and Gavin grab a handful of leaves, rub them all over themselves, then start screaming.
Roly Poly: The leaves were poison ivy.
Blueberry: adhdsh????
Sera: Eye--
Strawberry: wth
iSENSE: I'm itching from imagining the torture they had to go through
Asslo: Dumbasses. I don't feel bad for them.
Blueberry: ^
Roly Poly: ^^
Cripple: ^
Cripple: oh yeah there is a new kid who is a mid-tier w a fire-breathing ability
Cripple: their name is phoenix iirc they r a second-year and they r very chill
Cinnamon Roll: Oh yeah, Phoenix is really cool! They brought me and Roland smores once
Cripple: i remember seeing them barbecue hower once when he was picking on someone
Roly Poly: Yeah, Phoenix is really nice to us low-tiers, they even became friends with several low-tiers iirc
Strawberry: I have a question, why are you guys using they/them pronouns?
Cripple: phoenix is genderfluid
iSENSE: Oh now I know who you're talking about!
iSENSE: The Homophobe came up to them and was like "tHeRe ArE oNlY tWo GeNdErS, YoU cAnT jUsT sWiTcH bEtWeEn ThEm"
iSENSE: Phoenix was like "You mean, 'there are only two sexes.' Also, f*ck off with that sh*t, I can roast you, literally and figuratively, into a crisp"
Strawberry: lol I know that must have pissed The Homophobe off
Cinnamon Roll: What happened next?
iSENSE: The Homophobe tried to get in their face and they blew fire into his face
iSENSE: It was beautiful
Blueberry: LOL
Cripple: i wish i had been there to see that
Cinnamon Roll: ^^^
Roly Poly: ^^^
Sera: ^^^
9:10 AM, Next day
iSENSE: Blyke do you have the shaving cream?
Goku: Yep, you have the silly string?
iSENSE: Yes
Goku: It's time to f*ck sh*t up.
Strawberry: Not on my watch, what are you two planning?
Goku: nothing too harmful
iSENSE: ^
Asslo: "nothing too harmful"
Asslo: Sure...
Cripple: blyke isen and a whole lot of other students r covering the floors of a hallway w shaving cream and setting up booby traps
Strawberry: HUH?
Goku: JOHN STOP EXPOSING OUR PLANS
iSENSE: HOW DID YOU SEE WHAT WE WERE DOING??
Cripple: hunter + invisibility
Cripple: i really want to see who u manage to catch
Strawberry: What hallway are they in?
Cripple: i wont say bc cecile walked in and threatened to find blackmail on me if i ratted them out
Cripple: then she went and helped isen w setting up a trap
Sera: W A I T CECILE IS HELPING ISEN?????
iSENSE: Unbeknownst to a lot of people she loves setting up elaborate pranks
Asslo: The more you know.
9:54 AM
Strawberry: BL BVB KY R AND ISN IM GOI BF TO MURDER YOJV
Strawberry: I canny TYPFE Valsldleoskellalkskdmrleltr
Asslo: Yfot betrer hop ew I donet cach u
Cripple: rip blyke and isen u r screwed.
Cinnamon Roll: What happened?
Cripple: arlo and remi walked into the trapped hallway slipped on shaving cream and were covered w confetti and silly string
Cripple: i have the whole thing on video
Cripple: coffindancememe.mp4
Cinnamon Roll: hahahajdksllalealals YIKESSSS
Roly Poly: LOL Arlo and Remi got wrecked
Sera: ^
Blueberry: ^
Cripple: im currently cleaning up the mess so blyke and isen wont get in trouble w the headmaster on top of being murdered by arlo and remi
Sera: John you are an MVP
Blueberry: Oh no, I just came upon people carrying Blyke and Isen to the infirmary
Blueberry: They look like they had gotten run over by something, also Doc looks like he's going to have an aneurism
Cripple: as soon as i finish cleaning ill help u heal them
Blueberry: nah I got them, thank you for your help though! 💙
6:15 PM
Cripple: OH HELL YEAH
Goku: OH HELL NO
Sera: What happened?
Cripple: i met a dealer who gave me a bunch of confetti eggs
Cripple: I'm about to f*ck y'all's sh*t up.
Sera: OH NO
Strawberry: UH OH
Asslo: John??????
Cinnamon Roll: JOHN PLEASE
Cripple: yall better watch out bc i have invisibility stored so u wont know what will happen to u until its too late 😈
iSENSE: JOHN PULLED OUT THE DEVIL EMOJI
Goku: WE ARE ALL SCREWED
Sera: John if you dare to crack an egg on my head I will hurt you.
Cripple: break my bones mommy
Sera:
Goku: JOHN ARE YOU A MASOCHIST????
iSENSE: No wonder you pretended to be a cripple...
Asslo: HOLY SH*T WHY AM I LAUGHING?
Blueberry: ^^^^
Strawberry: ^^^^^ LOL
Cripple: i hate u all
Cripple: sera blyke evie and roland ill give u guys a few eggs
Sera: YESSSSSS
Roly Poly: AWESOME
Cinnamon Roll: ooooooo yessss
Sera: I'm so going to smash someone over the head with an egg
Goku: ^^ Isen you better prepare your ass
iSENSE:
Blueberry: Why not just give us all eggs???
Cripple: i want to see the rest of u all suffer
8:19 AM, Next day
iSENSE: DAMN YOU BLYKE
Strawberry: BLYKE I'M GOING TO FRY YOUR BUTT AGAIN
Goku: LOLLLLLLL
Cripple: did u get them
Goku: Yee, I got Remi, and Isen twice
Cripple: niceeeee
Asslo: F*CK YOU JOHN.
Cripple: place and time
Asslo:
Sera: Arlo, this is the 47th time you've walked into that. Are you actually trying to get with John or are you just that stupid?
iSENSE:
Blueberry: DANG SERAPHINA CAME FOR ARLO'S EDGES
Goku: I AM ROLLING HOLY SH*T
Asslo: SERAPHINA, SQUARE UP.
Sera: Once you stop looking like you came from a birthday party
Asslo: I don't have the patience for this. John, leave me alone.
Cripple: no promises :)
3:12 PM
Asslo: THIS
Asslo: IS
Asslo: UNACCEPTABLE.
Blueberry: Arlo, are you okay???
Asslo: JOHN KEEPS AMBUSHING ME WITH EGGS.
Asslo: JOHN, NEXT TIME YOU APPROACH ME I'M GOING TO ACTIVATE MY BARRIER SO YOU BREAK YOUR ARM.
Cripple: lol someones salty
Strawberry: Tbf you did egg him four times today
Asslo: FKKAKVJZISIRKZKAKLAUFAJW
Roly Poly: IM ON THE FLOOR I CNS'T BRWEAHTE
Cinnamon Roll: I'M SCREAMING LOLLLLLLL
Sera: LMFAO SO ARLO SAW JOHN RUNNING TOWARDS HIM AND PUT HIS BARRIER UP, BUT JOHN PHASED THROUGH HIS BARRIER AND SMASHED HIM WITH ANOTHER EGG
Sera: WAIT HOLD UP
Roly Poly: OH NO
Cripple: OH FCJMK HE AHS A FORK
Cripple: HSLELPPPPPPP
Cripple: WHY CAN;T I PAHASE OUT O TEH BARIRER?????
Cripple: SOENRA HE,LP ME PELWS
Sera: I would help, but seeing you try to fend off a fork-wielding Arlo is surprisingly hilarious
~~~~~O~~~~~
A/N: I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING IN MONTHS! Life happened and I only recently started writing again! Thank you all for your support! Also, John is okay, Sera eventually stepped in and saved him, but he had a few stab wounds and cuts that he healed using Sera's ability
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