Prank || LJN

By farahway_

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Texting AU "I almost choke on my soda wtf" When a girl texted a random number out of boredom, she didn't thou... More

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✩The Dream Cult✩

You
I was thinking


Smol Cub
Finally using that brain of yours?

You
Stfu mark

You
Anyways should we go to McDonald's?

Injun
WHY IS IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE MCDONALD'S

You
BECAUSE I LIKE MCDONALD'S GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? NO? TYVM

You
So who's in

Smol Cub
I mean I'm hungry so why not

Nana☕☠
I don't feel like I wanna cook today so yeah

Pup🐶
Me too since nana's not cooking

Precious Child
Me and chenle are pretty bored so food sounds good

Injun
Ugh fine I'll go too

You
Hyuck wbu

Blinding Sun
Nah I'm fine

Blinding Sun
Not hungry atm

Nana☕☠
Hyuck you hadn't eat anything either yesterday

Blinding Sun
I ate biscuits

Injun
YOU JUST ATE BISCUITS AND YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY???

Blinding Sun
Pretty much

Injun
Hyuck what happened

Blinding Sun
Nothing happened

Blinding Sun
I'm just not hungry

Pup🐶
I heard someone calling him fat the other day

You
AYEE THAT SOMEONE NEEDS TO SQUARE UP

Nana☕☠
AND YOU DID NOTHING JENO???

Pup🐶
Of course I gave them a good punch on the face

Pup🐶
Good thing its not inside the university area or I would be in trouble

Blinding Sun
You shouldn't have risk your reputation for me

Pup🐶
You're my friend and they were talking shit about you

Pup🐶
Of course I would throw hands

You
As you should pup

You
Proud of my man

Pup🐶
Your man ksisjfksgksjfdk

Injun
You should have told me I wanna slap a bitch too

Injun
How dare they fatshame my friend

Precious Child
Hyung please don't pull a chenle

Bby 🐬🐬
HEY

Injun
Technically he's not wrong

Bby 🐬🐬
I'VE LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKE OKAY?!

Bby 🐬🐬
But fr hyung pls dont end up like me its not good for you health if you dont eat at all

Bby 🐬🐬
Wow I sound like a hypocrite but thats beside the point

Blinding Sun
But thats the fastest way...

Smol Cub
Yk what?

Smol Cub
I'm gonna shove all the food on the McDonald's menu down your throat until you beg me to stop because you're too full

Blinding Sun
Oh wow

Blinding Sun
Do you have a begging kink or smth

Smol Cub
Lee Donghyuck

Smol Cub
This is not the time to be joking around

Blinding Sun
Geez okay

Blinding Sun
But if you do that I'm just gonna gain weight

Bby 🐬🐬
I'll teach you the diet mark hyung taught me

Bby 🐬🐬
But we will have a cheat day once a week to make sure you just do the diet to be happy and healthy not because you wanna be skinny

Blinding Sun
.......

Blinding Sun
Deal

Pup🐶
Hyuck look up from your phone

Blinding Sun
OSJQKJFLDJFLSKDKK WTFFF

Pup🐶
Minseo had been wanting to give you the vinyls for quite a time

Blinding Sun
She said see this as a present to cheer me up I-

Bby 🐬🐬
Yeah she bought me a ticket for Stephen Curry's beyond live as a present too

Smol Cub
Oh and hyuck you can cuddle only for today

Blinding Sun
THE WHOLE DAY?

Smol Cub
.....yes

Blinding Sun
But you don't have to if you don't wanna

Smol Cub
Just take it will you?

Injun
Tsundere mark is special for hyuck only

Smol Cub
🙄🙄

Blinding Sun
Thanks guys for looking after me

Blinding Sun
Idk what to do if I don't have yall in my life

Injun
A rare moment of donghyuck being sappy

Blinding Sun
Stfu

Injun
But yeah same actually

Bby 🐬🐬
We are family ofc we look after each other

Smol Cub
A family that I wouldn't trade with anything in the world

A/N: Happy Haechan Day and here you go a special chapter for him.

Another small reminder that people have insecurities too. I did this chapter mainly because people kept on fatshaming him and thats not okay. He is already beautiful wtf not to mention he is getting BUFF so some of yall saying he's fat doesn't sound relevant.

Anyways let's thank haechan for all the things he did from taking care of the members other to brightening up the mood everytime. And pls he is always been against capitalism I love this man sm.

YES I NOTICE MY UPDATES ARE SO DEPRESSING LATELY I'M SORRY I'LL MAKE UP WITH SOME FLUFF IN THE NEXT ONE.

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