Fɴғ Hᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs #1
Pʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ʟɪғᴇ ᴡɪʜ Jᴏʜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ɢɪʀʟғʀɪᴇɴᴅ
Rᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ: @cumsoxloxx (great name btw)
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♬ You're the first person to hear his cock jokes, he practices them with you first before telling them to anyone.
Ex:
John: Wet ass pussy? More like wet ass PENIS HAH-
(Y/N): shut the fuck up.
♬ He's a bit kinder to you, but he still acts like... himself.
♬ Let's you play with his hair.
♬ He can actually cook pretty well, by that you two call each other cooking pals.
♬ Let's you wear his helmet, but don't do anything bad to it.
♬ Doesn't call you any pet names unless it's to tease you. (Common ones: babe and bitch)
♬ Wakes you up in 3 am just to say a cock joke that he just thought about now.
♬ Whenever he needs to smoke he does it outside since he knows you'll get mad.
♬ He uses cans as an instrument
♬ He treats you like you're his best friend.... even though you two are dating... ouch.
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