Volleyboys || Haikyuu Chatfic

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y/nhateslife: you guys play volleyball right? jesus: yeah? y/nhateslife: have you ever gotten spiked in the b... More

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By boonyums

jalepnos

applepi:
reeraw

orange:
i think kenma is broken

queen:
aw so sad
anyway

applepi:
i see my wellbeing is not important to you

queen:
correct
kidding love you

applepi:
no no
youve made yourself perfectly clear

queen:
kenma
señior pi of apple
i love you

applepi:
that was a caca confession

queen:
youre a caca confession

tiny:
that just doesnt make any sense

queen:
YOU DONT MAKE ANY SENSE

king:
y/n
you okay?

queen:
uh
you want the real answer or ?

heyheyhey:
may i have the real one please

queen:
uhm okay well
idk ive just been really sad about landon

russian:
landon?
who is landon?

queen:
trip, fall and landon deez nuts

applepi:
..

the great door:
..

orange:
did we just

sugamama:
fall for a deez nuts joke?
you know what
at least i dont have a guh

queen:
..

bedhead:
a guh?
whats a guh?

queen:
oh kuroo
you poor idiotic boy

sugamama:
guzzle down deez nuts

bedhead:
SHIT

queen:
HADNENNF

*queen changed sugamama's name to that one hip parent*

that one hip parent:
eye-

queen:
i think it fits

that one hip parent:
i mean
its a bit wordy

queen:
youre a man of many words

that one hip parent:
i mean i guess
i am quite hip if i do say so myself

bedhead:
a deez nuts joke

applepi:
if suga is the hip parent
what does that make kuroo

bedhead:
i fell for a

queen:
im thinking the parent you bully all the time

bedhead:
a fucking deez nuts koke

queen:
koke?
koke is quite close to choke
kuroo

bedhead:
no no NO BO BOBONOSHS

queen:
you gonna choke on deez nuts?
*insert lip bite*

bedhead:
.
i quit

*queen changed bedhead's nickname to bullied parent*

bullied parent:
FUCK YOU

the great door:
at least you arent called the FUCKING GREAT DOOR

queen:
oh nice addition

*dinodaddy changed the great door's name to the FUCKING GREAT DOOR*

the FUCKING GREAT DOOR:
THIS IS A CONSPIRACY
YOURE ALL CONSPIRING AGAINST ME

queen:
i was going to change it myself
but thanks tsukki

dinodaddy:
dont call me that

queen:
damn chill
dinodaddy it is then

dinodaddy:
NOT THAT EITHER

queen:
if youre not going to appreciate my loving nicknames for you
i will

dinodaddy:
you'll what?
call me kei?

queen:
fuck uou.
i will

*yamyam changed yamyam's nickname to segsual tension breaker*

queen:
SEXUAL???

segsual tension breaker:
not sexual
segsual

dinodaddy:
yamaguchi 🔫🙂

segsual tension breaker:
fine fine ✋😐🤚

*segsual tension breaker changed segsual tension breaker's nickname to yamyam*

queen:
hey kuroo?

bullied parent:
yeah...?

queen:
every sub group of what is cyclic or dihedral?
its for chemistry

bullied parent:
pretty sure its Dn
oh no

applepi:
kuroo you fucking dumbass

queen:
you know what else stands for Dn?
DEEZ NUTS

bullied parent:
i hate it here

*bullied parent is offline*

queen:
HAHAHDKF GOTTEMMM

———-
hello to my fellows
ITS PRIDE MONTH AND WHAT A TIME TO BE PAN AMIRITE 😩😩
anyway
arsonisticsuicide
we are besties now. no questions asked.

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