TWITTER CHAT
taesty
TAEHYUNG
well hello there Jeonggukie
JEONGGUK
what do you want? 🙄
TAEHYUNG
Alright what got you all pissy this morning?
JEONGGUK
you calling me Jeonggukie???
TAEHYUNG
it's cute!
JEONGGUK
Did I ask?
TAEHYUNG
I don't need you to
TAEHYUNG
I speak whenever the fuck I want
TAEHYUNG
all you have to do is listen, can't be that hard now can it?
JEONGGUK
fuck you
TAEHYUNG
you wish I would
JEONGGUK
Isn't it what you want anyway? Remember about our deal?
TAEHYUNG
oh, our bet about your degrading kink?
TAEHYUNG
We can test it out real quick
TAEHYUNG
All I need is your consent, a time and a place
JEONGGUK
well you already have my consent
JEONGGUK
I'm free all week
JEONGGUK
and at my place?
TAEHYUNG
Your place? You sure?
JEONGGUK
yeah
TAEHYUNG
Alright
TAEHYUNG
Sounds like a plan
JEONGGUK
Mhm
TAEHYUNG
you said you're free all week right?
JEONGGUK
I did
TAEHYUNG
Does that include today?
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— Bitch he ain't wasting time 😩
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kingjoonie: Taeyong's verse in baby don't like it is so fucking hot don't you think
> jinniethepooh: ah yes, with the creaking bed noises 😃
hobisexual: can I join whatever this is? 😩
> taesty: the more the
merrier 😉
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TWITTER CHAT
taesty
JEONGGUK
sure, let's do this tonight
JEONGGUK
I'll just send you my address I guess?
TAEHYUNG
sure, doll
@.kookoonut has sent you a location! Click here to save it.
TAEHYUNG
Oh, and don't forget
TAEHYUNG
I'm not going to prep you
TAEHYUNG
so I expect that you are ready by the time I get to your place
TAEHYUNG
if you are not, I don't mind fucking you raw without prepping you
TAEHYUNG
I'm not sure you'll enjoy it, though
JEONGGUK
Why can't you just prep me like anyone else??
TAEHYUNG
I'll explain that later
TAEHYUNG
for now just do as I say, got it?
JEONGGUK
fine
TAEHYUNG
good boy
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TWITTER CHAT
*in deep existential crisis*
SEOKJIN
so like this morning I was washing my ass
YOONGI
worst story beginning ever
TAEHYUNG
can't disagree with that
SEOKJIN
and then suddenly
SEOKJIN
I get a call from my operator
SEOKJIN
saying that I used up all my 4g and now I have to pay them 40$ more
SEOKJIN
but like I'm broke and trust me, dollars don't come out of asses, even if they're clean
NAMJOON
that wasn't necessary
JEONGGUK
That'd be lit tho
HOSEOK
so what, the guy with the cleanest asshole would be the richest??
JIMIN
CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE
JEONGGUK
well hello to you too Jimin
JIMIN
YOU SHUT UP
JIMIN
I'm mad at you
JEONGGUK
I- for what?
JIMIN
Hold up a minute, ATEEZ is playing I can't be bothered to be angry at your rn
JIMIN
I'll be back when I'm done vibing
JEONGGUK
Alright???
SEOKJIN
moving on...
SEOKJIN
So since I'm broke, I decided I'd get a sugar daddy
JEONGGUK
I wish taehyung was my sugar daddy
YOONGI
I wish Jimin was my sugar daddy but he's the one spending MY money on other men 🚶🏻
JIMIN
at least I got the daddy part
NAMJOON
don't y'all switch?
JIMIN
we do but he always ends up asking me to fuck him so is he even a switch at this point?
JEONGGUK
maybe he really likes your dick up his ass rather than just hanging there
JIMIN
... ew
SEOKJIN
That was a little too blunt
SEOKJIN
but we stan
YOONGI
I don't disagree with his statement
YOONGI
but I don't want this annoying fucker to think he's right so
YOONGI
Wtf are you talking about
mate 🙄
SEOKJIN
Don't be insecure Yoongi
SEOKJIN
being a bottom is great!
JEONGGUK
right? You get to lie there and do nothing but still get pleasure
HOSEOK
starfishes in bed should go to hell
JEONGGUK
we're all going to hell anyway so might as well have a bit of fun in the mean time
NAMJOON
excuse you? I'm not going anywhere
NAMJOON
I'm an atheist
JEONGGUK
still going somewhere
NAMJOON
Or not
NAMJOON
what if I'm immortal?
JEONGGUK
want me to test your theory out?
TAEHYUNG
oh-
NAMJOON
no man I'm fine, really
JEONGGUK
your loss 😔 dying is sexy
SEOKJIN
My libido since I started dating Namjoon is dying and it's not sexy trust me-
YOONGI
OXBAOZJA THAT WAS SO MEAN AND FOR WHAT?
SEOKJIN
he wears socks during sex!
JEONGGUK
I heard socks can make female orgasms last longer
JEONGGUK
maybe he's trying to do himself a favor 🙄
SEOKJIN
HES NOT A FEMALE
SEOKJIN
HES A MAN
SEOKJIN
WITH A DICK
SEOKJIN
that doesn't make me hard anymore 😔
JIMIN
sad times
JIMIN
My dick can't relate
JEONGGUK
mine either
TAEHYUNG
I'd say mine either but Jeongguk doesn't even need that to get hard
JEONGGUK
I SWEAR TO GOD
HOSEOK
Don't drag God in your sex life please-
JEONGGUK
right, sorry
JEONGGUK
Anyways, I was reading something last night
JEONGGUK
It was an article about sex
YOONGI
how surprising
JEONGGUK
right?
TAEHYUNG
💀
JEONGGUK
but it was really interesting
JEONGGUK
apparently, the top thrusts 100 to 500 times during a sex session
JEONGGUK
That's like doing 500 push-ups!
JEONGGUK
even I can't do that
TAEHYUNG
I guess I'm stronger than you
then 😎
JEONGGUK
we should check
TAEHYUNG
are you suggesting you want to top me?
JEONGGUK
ew no thanks
JEONGGUK
I bet your ass is nasty
JEONGGUK
full of germs and shit
NAMJOON
OMG CAN YOU SHUT UP
NAMJOON
THIS IS DISGUSTING
TAEHYUNG
FYI, I do wash my ass
JEONGGUK
wow congrats, do you want an Oscar for that? A Grammy perhaps?
JEONGGUK
everyone washes their ass Taehyung. It's like, basic hygiene
JEONGGUK
but only bottoms and real clean people hydrate it and massage it regularly to make sure it stays all nice and firm
YOONGI
exactly
YOONGI
For once I agree with him
SEOKJIN
#BottomsDeserveMore
Recognition
JEONGGUK
#BottomsRiseUp
YOONGI
#TopsShouldTakeBetterCareOfTheirAsses
JIMIN
what kind of conversation are we having..?
TAEHYUNG
I don't know but it's making me loose brain cells
JEONGGUK
oh come on...
JEONGGUK
it's not like you had a lot of those to begin with anyways
TAEHYUNG
fuck you
NAMJOON
try dating Seokjin, you'll see how many brain cells you can loose per day
SEOKJIN
RUDE
SEOKJIN
😔🔫
TAEHYUNG
you forgot the broken heart emoji
SEOKJIN
right, silly me!
SEOKJIN
💔😔🔫
TAEHYUNG
that's better
NAMJOON
I'm sorry, baby
NAMJOON
don't be sad okay? I'll ( try to ) make you breakfast!
HOSEOK
it's noon?
NAMJOON
That's ✨ irrelevant ✨
NAMJOON
so do you want breakfast?
SEOKJIN
yes 🥺
NAMJOON
Then go make it yourself you lazy fuck
SEOKJIN
that brat-
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IMESSAGE CHAT
unknown number
UNKNOWN
Well well well...
UNKNOWN
Look what we have here
UNKNOWN
another bullshit apology for not being able to pay me back
UNKNOWN
isn't that original?
JEONGGUK
I'm sorry
JEONGGUK
I'll pay you back next week I promise
UNKNOWN
You already said that last week, Jeon
UNKNOWN
and the week before that
UNKNOWN
I'm done
JEONGGUK
Han please
UNKNOWN
uh-huh
UNKNOWN
you don't get to say please no more, Jeongguk
UNKNOWN
I want that money tomorrow at 10pm sharp
UNKNOWN
And trust me you don't want to know what happens if you are not at our usual spot at that time
JEONGGUK
I'll be there
UNKNOWN
with the money?
JEONGGUK
with the money
UNKNOWN
good
UNKNOWN
I've been nice and patient with you, Jeongguk
UNKNOWN
But if you keep provoking me you'll find me
JEONGGUK
I understand
JEONGGUK
I'm sorry
UNKNOWN
I don't give a shit about your lame apologies
UNKNOWN
Just be there with the money tomorrow okay?
JEONGGUK
I will, Han
UNKNOWN
you better
Seen
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— I actually can't believe I let him top me. Like, he's such a bottom?
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jinniethepooh: me when Namjoon is being cute
hobisexual: are not going to talk about how perfect he is
taesty: Looking like this should be ILLEGAL
> peachiichim: right? And those lips omg 😩
yoongay: I can still top you! :(
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— I can't believe I actually let him top me. Like, he's such a bottom?
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yoongay: nvm he's a whole daddy I want him to fuck me in the ass
> jinniethepooh: honestly mood
> taesty: honestly I didn't need to know that
kookoonut: can you believe that sexy mf right here is my bestie?
kingjoonie: The eye makeup makes him so much hotter let's be honest
> peachiichim: want me to teach you?
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TWITTER CHAT
taesty
JEONGGUK
okay so there's a slight change of plan for tonight
TAEHYUNG
oh?
TAEHYUNG
having second thoughts already, doll?
JEONGGUK
no!
JEONGGUK
no, of course not
JEONGGUK
It's just, we can't do it at my place
TAEHYUNG
Why not?
JEONGGUK
Because of something along the lines of 'none of your business'
TAEHYUNG
I should've seen it coming
JEONGGUK
anyways, I still want to do it
JEONGGUK
and I don't want to wait
JEONGGUK
so here's what I propose
JEONGGUK
come visit me at my work place?
TAEHYUNG
your... work place?
TAEHYUNG
you work?
JEONGGUK
yes
TAEHYUNG
what do you do?
JEONGGUK
you'll find out soon enough
TAEHYUNG
are you sure the place where you work is suitable for such activities at least?
JEONGGUK
trust me it's the most suitable place ever
TAEHYUNG
...
TAEHYUNG
you don't work as a prostitute, right?
JEONGGUK
nope
TAEHYUNG
mhm
TAEHYUNG
alright then, your work place it is
TAEHYUNG
send me the address again, pretty boy
JEONGGUK
I'm on it
kookoonut has sent you a location! Click here to save it.
TAEHYUNG
perfect
TAEHYUNG
I'll be there at 7pm sharp, and I want you to be ready by this time
TAEHYUNG
Is it clear?
JEONGGUK
Clearer than day
TAEHYUNG
good
TAEHYUNG
I seriously hope you are worth my time, Jeongguk
JEONGGUK
I can guarantee that 🥰
JEONGGUK
I'm pretty awesome at sex and I'm also a wonderful company
TAEHYUNG
I'll believe it when I'll see it
TAEHYUNG
now what are you waiting for?
TAEHYUNG
go get ready
JEONGGUK
right
JEONGGUK
see you later I guess?
TAEHYUNG
later
*****
"Kookoonut has sent you a location! Click here to save it.'"Taehyung read out loud. He clicked on the here and a new tab opened, with a very familiar place displayed on the screen.
"A strip club, huh?" Taehyung chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief although he really wasn't surprised. At all. He poked his tongue out and ran the expanse of it over his dry lips, his eyes twinkling in amusement.
"Well, well, well... aren't you full of surprises, doll?"
for this story y'all should be extra careful about the smallest details because this is gonna be a roller coaster and I'm gonna drop many hints 🥰
Before you leave, I want you to know I made a playlist for this story you can find it on my profile in the conversation tab :)