Tubbo: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Ranboo, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Tubbo: BLOCKED.
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Ranboo: What did you do with Tommy's body?
Tubbo: What didn’t I do with the body?
Ranboo:
Tubbo: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
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Ranboo: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Tubbo: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Ranboo: Absolutely not.
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Ranboo: I owe you one.
Tubbo: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
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Ranboo: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
Tubbo: Are you calling me short?
Ranboo: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
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Ranboo: Tubbo, no.
Tubbo: Tubbo, yes.
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Wilbur: Why are Tubbo and Ranboo sitting with their backs to each other?
Tommy: They had a fight.
Wilbur: Then why are they holding hands?
Tommy: They get sad when they fight.