For Rychan6
Credit for this episode goes to: Andy Rheingold, Me. Warburton, The Upper Crust, Jesse Schmal, Anthony Davis
Party
Animals
Rull
Teens
Yell
We open at the DKFDTL mansion
Father: I'll only be in Saratoga springs for the day. (he is pulling a rolling suitcase to the front door) My doctor says I need to get some fresh air and take a break from making kids lives miserable. Now I know I can trust my delightful children to keep things neat and tighty while I'm gone. (On fire yelling) Right!
DCFDTL: Of course father.
Father: Good. (Opens front door) I left some money on the counter pizza, (leaves and sticks torso back in back to yelling but with less rage and no fire) And Don't Forget To Feed The Cat!
DCFDTL: Yes father. (They close the door once father left and started rubbing their hands evilly while they evilly laugh. They walk over to a bust of father and tilt the bust pipe down revealing a screen that was hidden by a picture on the wall)
Cree: Is he gone?
DCFDTL: Yes. Will you and your teenage compatriots be coming to our little soirée, to discuss the final destruction of the Kids Next Door?
Cree: I wouldn't miss this party for the world.
At sector V tree house they are having a meeting excluding Numbuh 5
Numbuh 1: Alright Kids Next Door the suspicious items before you were obtained during our most recent mission into the bedroom of our teenage arch enemy Cree. (Numbuh 2 is flipping through a magazine, Numbuh 3 is playing with a hairdryer, and Numbuh 4 is looking at deodorant and there is more of Crew's belongings on the table) Kids Next Door scientist have just completed there analysis and have forwarded us the results.
Numbuh 4: (Sniffs the deodorant) Ya so uh... What's this thing?
Numbuh 1: (holding papers) According to this it's some kind of unmeltable ice cream treat.
Numbuh 4: Unmeltable? (Licks it) Hmm this pacific breeze flavor pretty good.
Numbuh 5: (Smacks Her with his hat and starts to yell at them) That's Deodorant Fool! And what did Numbuh 5 tell you guys about stealing my sister's stuff!?!
They get a incoming call on their tree house intercom
Numbuh 1: (gasp) The Kids Next Door help me hotline. (She jumps off the stand and all 5 of them run to the intercom where she answers)
DCFDTL: (The image slowly appears and they speak in a helpless manner) Come in! Please! (They grab their heads and starts to shake them) We've never thought we say this but, (hands in peeling stance) save us kids next door! You're our only hope. (There's a crashing noise and they gasp before the transmission cuts off)
With the DCFDTL
DCFDTL: I wonder if they believed us?
We see the chaos that has happened there is a big typical teenage party going on.
Football player teen: (there is two of them carrying what appears to be a barrel of soda) Out of the way squirts! Soda coming through! (They dropped it where the DCFDTL were standing 'luckily' they dodge it landing on their stomachs)
While the party continues we see it's crowded with teenagers and the mansion is becoming a mess.
Guy wearing lampshade: (spinning while walking) Hey I'm a lamp get it
DCFDTL: (Gasp as they see two teens sitting on a couch and on the coffee table is covered in sodas without coasters and is staining the table) Haven't you barbarians heard of coasters? (A vase gets thrown to someone) Hey put that down! (We see Cree getting a soda from a soda cage [barrel filled with soda like beer cage but with soda] the DCFDTL spots her and walk up to her angrily) There you are! We were supposed to discuss the destruction of the Kids Next Door, Not The Destruction Of Our House!
Cree: Cool out kiddies drink some soda.
DCFDTL: (shocked) Soda! That's illegal for anyone under 13 and filled with sugar! (A annoyed meow can be heard) Hey what are you doing?! (Runs towards the sound)
Cree: Come on Maurice, while they're keeping those dorks busy you and I can get down to business. (Drags Maurice off screen giggling)
Phone rings and a guy picks up
Guy: Party central!
DCFDTL: (angry) Give Us That! (Acting as nothing wrong) Hello?
Father: (we see him getting a massage while in the background the teens are destroying the house) Hello children is everything going a- (hears noise from party and starts to get mad) Hey what's that's noise?
DCFDTL: Uh… Nothing.
Father: Is somebody there !? Are you having a par- (something is squirted on his back) Hey that's cold!
DCFDTL: Don't worry father it's uh… some ridiculous kids cartoon on the television. Bye Father. (Hangs up fast)
Some fancy man: (there are four) I beg your pardon. We are the Upper Crust.
DCFDTL: (confused) The who?
Some fancy man: No, the Upper Crust. The string quartet.
DCFDTL: Oh thank goodness. Maybe your dolside tones will sooth these teenage- (loud burp is heard and the DCFDTL get mad) Savages.
Some fancy man: Alright fellows shall we begin in b-flat major. (The quartet start to murmur in agreement and start to play some classical music, all the teens gasp and freeze)
DCFDTL: (happy) Finally some peace and- (the music turns into a rock song and the teens start to cheer the DCFDTL become upset) What are you doing! (Runs up to the band) Stop that this instance! Do you hear me! I mean it! I'm warning you- (get kicked into crowd surfing) Owe! stop it! (Eventually they are dropped to the floor and end up in the chimney where they get pulled up through it)
Numbuh 1: Alright delightful dorks! (They all point 'gun' at them) You have three seconds to tell us what your problem is or you'll be swimming in chili paste!
DCFDTL: Um…
Numbuh 1: Times up!
DCFDTL: Wait! You have to help us get the teens out of our house before father returns.
Numbuh 1: That's your emergency! Not our problem. (Starts to leave) Come on guys-
DCFDTL: Wait! Aren't you sworn to help kids against adults and teenagers, no matter who they are.
Numbuh 5: They're right! As Kids Next Door operatives it's our duty to help all kids.
Numbuh 1: But the delightful deviants aren't normal kids! They're our enemy!
DCFDTL: It's true. We even invited the teens here in hope if they accepted us we could become the Delightful Teens from Down the Lane, now we only wish to be rid of them.
Numbuh 4: (her face is covered in deodorant she is still licking it) Well even if we were gonna help ya, how would we get all these teens out of the house?
Numbuh 2: (snaps fingers) I got it. Remember Polly Marcus's six birthday.
Numbuh 1: Of course. Fruit punch and multiple pinatas. We almost lost four operatives.
Numbuh 2: And what did we do to clear the place out?
Numbuh 1: Mashed potatoes in the sprinkler system!
Numbuh 5: (laughs) We totally filled the place up with enough spuds to force everybody out the windows.
Numbuh 2: Works every time.
Numbuh 1: Alright we'll help you out this time but I'm staying here to keep an eye on you creeps. Numbuhs 3 and 4 locate the kitchen. Commandeer every box of mashed potatoes you can find and get cooking. Numbuhs 2 and 5 find the main fire sprinkler valve it's probably in the basement.
DCFDTL: You can't go there! That's father's inner sanctum. Even we aren't allowed down there.
Numbuh 1: Do you want those teens out or not?! (The DCFDTL nod) Then trust the Kids Next Door.
Teen: (stick head through painting) Hey dudes I'm art! (Gets sprayed with soda)
Cree: (still dragging Maurice) Come on. It's down here in the basement.
Maurice: What's down there? (Cree picks lock and continues to drag him)
Numbuh 5: (He and Numbuh 2 are peering through a door) Come on. (They jump onto a teen who is surfing down the stairs, they then swing from a chandelier and Numbuh 2 lands on the floor outside the door while Numbuh 5 breaks through it)
Numbuh 2: (sits up to see 2 Football players looking at her) Uh Hi there.
With Numbuh 5
Numbuh 5: (groaning then gasp at the basement) Woah.
Back with Numbuh 2
Football player: So like how old are you?
Numbuh 2: How old do I look- (gets dragged through the hole Numbuh 5 made)
Numbuh 5: (dragging her down the stairs) Let's go lover girl.
Numbuh 2: (stopped getting dragged) Hey for your information men dig younger women. (Gets pushed to the wall)
Numbuh 5: Shh. (Points out Cree and Maurice)
Maurice: Cree will you just tell me what we're looking for down here?
Cree: Just stay close Maurice.
Numbuh 2: (they are following Cree and Maurice) I thought we were supposed to find the sprinkler valve.
Numbuh 5: Yeah but Cree's up to something. Didn't the delightful children say father inner sanctum down here.
Numbuh 2: Yeah but-
Numbuh 5: I bet she's trying to swipe one of father's secret weapons. This party a decoy!
With Numbuh 3 and 4 who are hiding behind plants they run to the dining room door and open it to see it's the slow dance area with a disco ball light going around the room. They gasp.
Numbuh 4: Crud.
Numbuh 3: I love this song.
Numbuh 4: And I'd loved to throw up. How are we going to get pass all those gross lovey dovey kissy face teens.
Numbuh 3: (smirks at Numbuh 4, grabs her causing her to let out a shriek while she gets dragged into the dance floor) We'll slow dance past them.
Numbuh 4: What! Oh no way. (Tries to escape but hits Chad)
Chad: Hey watch where you're going.
Numbuh 4: Um… (shrieks again when Numbuh 3 grabs her shoulder)
Numbuh 3: (in a girly voice) Sorry got a little spun around.
Chad: Don't do it again.
Numbuh 3 then forces Numbuh 4 to slow dance with him, he smiling even while Numbuh 4 makes disgusted sounds. They eventually enter the kitchen.
Numbuh 4: (Backs away still gagging) What's the big idea! Are you trying to make me die of dancey kissy face-itus. (Falls into shelf knocking a box of mash potatoes down hitting her head) Ow. (Picks up box) Stupid mash potatoes. (Realization)
Numbuh 3: The kitchen!
Numbuh 4: quick Numbuh 3. (Tosses box to him then starts carrying many boxes) Let's get cooking.
Back with Numbuhs 2 and 5
Numbuh 2: (stops as Numbuh 5 continues to walk) Hey look, the main sprinkler valve. Think the others hooked the potatos up to the water supply yet?
Numbuh 5: They should've by now. You connect the lines while Numbuh 5 sees what Cree's up to.
Numbuh 2: Got it. (Holds up wrenches)
Numbuh 5 starts running towards Cree's location and gets shoved to a wall by Maurice.
Maurice: What are you doing here?! This party's for teens only.
Numbuh 5: Yeah, well the Kids Next Door are gonna bust it up. And what are you doing here with my sister!?
Maurice: My Job! I'm not a teenager undercover agent for the Kids Next Door just for fun! Cree's looking for something, and I'm on the verge of finding out what. So hold off until-
Cree: (off screen) Maurice, I think I've found it, and you are definitely gonna like what you see.
Back with Numbuh 1 on the roof
Numbuh 3: (Comes through the chimney with Numbuh 4 who has been licking deodorant again) The potatoes are done.
Numbuh 4: And hooked up to the water supply.
Numbuh 2: (comes through another chimney) And it's all connected to the sprinkler system, so that means this party is ready to be mashed.
With Cree and Maurice
Cree: This must be father's private room. Come on. (They walked up to a window with a gorgeous sight) Take a look at this.
Maurice: Um… What?
Cree: What? Isn't it romantic
Maurice: Romantic? Uh… Yeah romantic. (Starts to get uncomfortable)
Cree: You know what else? (Leans in for a kiss while Maurice leans back)
Maurice: (starts to smell something) Uh… Cree?
Cree: What?
Maurice: Sorry to say this but you sort of um… Stink.
Cree: (starts freaking out) Well it's not my fault! Someone stole the deodorant from my room! Is it that bad?
Numbuh 5: (holding his nose) Ppppp U. (Starts waving the stench) It's sure is stanking.
Cree: (mad) Alex! What are you doing here!?! (Charges at him but suddenly)
Random Teen: Dude father's car down the street! We gotta blow!
With father
Father: (sighs happily) I feel like a warm pile of strawberry jelly. It would be good to be ho- (as car pulls into the driveway the many teens run out of the house) What the-
Random Teen: Father's on his way home! Run dude!
The mansion is seen covered in t.p.
On the roof
Numbuh 1: Nicely done team. They must've caught wind of our brilliant plan.
DCFDTL: (still in chimney) Thank you Kids Next Door. You really saved us.
Numbuh 1: Well like you said it's our job, and we didn't even have to use the potato bomb. I guess you can hit the abort button now Numbuh 2.
Numbuh 2: Abort button?
Mash potatoes explode all over the house.
Father: My house!
DCFDTL: (Land on the ground scared) Welcome home father.
Father: (mad on fire) You Had A Party! I Didn't Give Permission For A- (sector V lands next to the DCFDTL)
DCFDTL: (points at them) They did it.
Father: I'm so annoyed right now I could scream!
Numbuh 4: You are screaming.
Father: Leave!
Sector V gets up and leave.
Numbuh 1: I don't think our plan worked.
Numbuh 5: Of course it didn't. (Sees Numbuh 4 face and grabs the deodorant) Stop licking this.
Numbuh 4: But it's good.
Numbuh 5: And that concerns me. This isn't food.
Numbuh 4: It's not?
Numbuh 5: No, it's not.
Numbuh 4: Then what is it?
Numbuh 5: Better if you don't know. And I want all my sister's stuff back! (Walks off)
Numbuh 1: Well I guess I have to collect the things out of the tree house you three go home.
Numbuh 2: So how was your side of the mission? Mine was pretty easy. (Thinks about football players) But some parts were better than others.
Numbuh 4: (thinks about the slow dance) Nauseating. (Leaves)
Numbuh 3: (thinks about slow dance) Amazing, would do again.
End Transmission