Teh Smell Of Lemons (a frerar...

By EatYourVeGeesFrank

49.6K 5K 2.5K

So I had this idea to write a crack fic so I did enjoy (this is the stupidest thing I've ever made, I love y... More

Chptr uno
Chapur duce
Chaptr TrE ce
Chaptr Quatro
Chapter 5
To the end?
LETS KEEP DIS GOIN
Brenbdon Urie the Fuck Father
Vic the taco king
Frank and his dogz
Why am i alive
Why frank?
My kik friends and I :3
Moikey and Krishtins weddin
Okay so here's me
This got to 1.69
Ideas and shtuff
WTAF GUYS
Wtf
What even was that last chapter
I' on the school computer >:3
Jfc
Pls help authors note thing
Lmao help
Idek anymore
4/20 BLAZE IT
Happy Birthday!
IM AT SCHOOL AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHA
I AM IN FUCKING CLASS ABD USING MY PHONE
6K guys
Idk im bad af At names lolzors
Oh?
Ryans cheese whiz simz
Im in public ew
Yeah i wouldnt read this one im just venting and stuff
I feel like half of you read this for the memes and pictures for some reason
i just got reported on roblox
Hxjsjjs names
chapter like 40 something
Chapter fourty something
Untitled Part 45
Som1 pls date meh
ASDHJEKNENR OH MY GOD
HOT TOPIC IS TEH BOULEVARD
"follow me on myspace"
Fuck this shit im out
Dumplings
Guys. Guys. GUYS
Bark
Gghhtyy
Clubs in shtuff
Did i twll you guys i git ny haircut?
omgee
OKAY OKAY SOrry heres my hair *not a chapter (/.\)*
Well...this is awkward the picture didnt work here ill put it again
OKAY I GUESS YOU GUYS DONT GET TO SEE ME CAUSE WATTPAD IS GIVING A BIG FUCK YOU
IM FONE AHAHAHAHHA
I dont want to live anymore
I RESD THE MESSAGES ON THE LAST CHAPTER IM GONNA CRY I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH
FRONKEH TEH MAGIBCAL MAGICIAN
Hello
*slithers into your bedroom* IM BAAAAAAACXCKKKKKKKKKKKDKEMKDNRJTJMF
Im sad
Its meh burthday mofos
Did i tell u guys my hairs blue?
Idek
GUESS WHOS GETTING A GUITAR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jdjjsnsvcssh
THIS IS ALMOST TO 20K WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I'm in Tennessee
Chapter idefk anymore
Want to cry?????
This storys becoming irrelevant fuck
Do you guys know how/where to make/buy black parade pants?
I went to the fair and i met a gut who got to see mcr fob and blink-182 live
When no one wants to hang out w u at the fair sigh
Wow 9 or 10 days later sorry
*VERY NERVOUS LAUGHTER*
Im so changed tho like wtf
Hennd dvcrvd
BAHAGAGA
Ignore this ine unless youre sarah this is the photo
Words
Hi guys this isnt a chapter
Im back
.
IM BOT SAD ANYMORE YAY
Im so sorry
long time no read/write
Well
Hello i apologize
Hello i think im back
Update im not back i hate my life everything is terrible

deh sassy gerd queen of emo nerdz

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By EatYourVeGeesFrank

Gerd wuz siting ther, tinking abowt wut it wood b lik 2 go 2 hogwatz. MAGICUL ABSULUTLY MAGICUL. he disided dat he wood bcum a wizerd so he cood b al magicul nd shtuff nd yknow 2 B A FUKIN WIZEERRDDD. So he gabbed a lemon and set it on deh tabl and looked at it. it wuz round and ovalish, just like a lemin shood be. He staared at th lemin. STUDIED DEH LEMIN. ATE THE LEMON. den he realixed he coodnt beome a wizerd bc he ate th lemon nd crid in emo 5ever de end

Hi guys, i died my hair black and i look cute af yay

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