[8:00 a.m.]
RISE AND SHINE
Can you not yell first thing in the morning
Good morning S
I see you're up already. Did you sleep well?
Yeah
Why didn't you sleep longer? You were really tired yesterday
Mom called and said she wanted to have a "family breakfast"
You're going to your parent's place?
Mhmm
And I didn't take you for an early bird you know
I'm not
Not surprising.
My stupid friends called and said they wanted to go to this scrubbs concert.
I refused I just wanna lay in my bed all day today
There's a scrubbs concert today?
Yeah
Ah okay
Do you love Scrubbs too?
Not exactly.
Then why'd you ask?
Nothing
S
Fine
But let's make it a story for another time I have to go now
No S wait
Ugh why do you always do this
[7:45 p.m.]
Hey S
I was thinking...
Wait you can do that? Who knew
-_-
I'm serious
I'm serious too Tine.
You should do things that are suitable to you, things that you can actually do
Not funny bro
Wasn't a joke
Shut up
Fine what is it now?
I was thinking and I just realised that we could've actually met before
Like you know, passed each other on the streets or something. I keep forgetting that we're from the same country
Yeah maybe
For all I know, you could be one of my dumb distant cousins
I can assure you that I'm not your cousin Tine
How?
Because I don't have any cousins named Tine
Oh yeah
I didn't think of it that way
That's why you shouldn't do things you can't
Like thinking cause we need a brain for that and you don't seem to have one
Are you having fun roasting me?
Very much so
I just rolled my eyes so hard.. I think I saw my brain
You'll be fine
I hate you
I know
You're impossible
I know
You should stop saying I know
I know
STOP IT!
Now you know how annoying it is to me when you use all caps, abbreviations and those stupid emoticons
:))
Tine!
Hehe
I just remembered!
You said you'll tell me that scrubbs thing later.
TELL ME NOW!
Not now
Why not??????
Later Tine
I'm crying
Great
*sobs heavily*
...
Okay now this is part where you take pity on me and say "okay fine I'll tell now don't cry"
Ain't gonna happen buddy
Did I tell you that I hate you
Quite a few times
Well I don't say it enough
I know
Dear god stop acting like me!
No
What do you mean 'No'
I mean no. Want to hear it in Spanish? Noh
OH. MY. GOD.
First of all, congratulations that was the first time that I actually laughed at your text
And secondly IS THAT A TEEN WOLF REFERENCE?
S ARE YOU A FANTASY SHOW GUY?
Stop freaking out
No I haven't seen that show
I think fantasy shows are stupid
And I didn't know that was a teen wolf dialogue. Phukong used it on me the other day
Ugh just when I thought you were finally getting interesting You go ahead and become more boring
And who's this Phukong and why does he already sound better than you
Shut up
Phukong is my younger brother
The one that got into an accident yesterday?
Yeah
Oh now I know who's the fun sibling
And shame on you S! You just stole from your little brother
Why did I get the boring brother? Can I just talk with phu instead
No one is forcing you to talk with me
And seriously 'phu'? You don't even know him yet
Aw are you mad? Is my baby pouting
And I like calling people with nicknames
No one's pouting
Shore hunny
I'm not mad and I'm definitely not pouting
Okay sweetie whatever you say
Fine don't believe me
You sound mad S
I'm not mad!
Hey you know I wouldn't rather talk with your brother instead of you I was just kidding
I don't care
TBC